Ohbutyouwillpet
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
John Dallas Lockehart is a divorced 38-year-old lawyer and former Livejournal user (and father of two) who had been arrested after it was discovered that he took pictures of himself raping a four month-old infant and stored them on his computer. Visitors to his journal wondered how small his penis had to be to fit. He was listed on America's Most Wanted, and for the nonsexual love of every baby living in the world, may he die and be eaten alive by the cowboys who will rape his baby-loving ass.
Currently, trojanbaby thinks ohbutyouwillpet is nobler for raping live babies instead of baby carcasses. 11 out of 10 people agree he should be raped in the ass then killed by Bubba.
This guy had the audacity to post about his legal troubles regarding this case on his LiveJournal. And to make matters even better, he made quite an effort to defend himself. This resulted in the bulk of the LJ community finding out his new LJ name (created after ohiocplplays), and gazillions of angry comments posted on his journal's most recent entry. This quickly spread throughout the Internets, and Dallas became the new Kevin Mitnick, another notorious baby raper. Many of the comments were extremely creative, ranging from "I'd fucking kill you with my bare hands", to "If I ever see you I'm gonna fucking kill you [with my bare hands]". Unfortunately nobody was able to find him IRL and give him the slow tortured death he deserved. However, it is gratifying to most people to know that child molesters/rapists are bottom of the rung when it comes to who is who's anal slut slave in prison. LOL GG DALLAS.
PROTIP: John Dallas Lockehart is not to be confused with the city of Dallas, which is actually a city filled with fat basement-dwellers and rednecks somewhere in Texas.
Also see: Sick fuck, Pedophile
[edit] Time Line
Early 2004: A fraud investigation aimed at his work's law practice in Ohio uncovers more than 100 pornographic infant/child rape photos unexpectedly. This happens when company employees search his computer for financial/business files and instead find a whole 'nother story.
August 2004: Lockhart flees to California from New York (he's originally from Ohio) on the account of him being charged for: Child Rape (3 counts), Gross Sexual Imposition (3 counts), Pandering Sexually Oriented Matter Involving A Minor (3 counts), Unlawful Flight to Avoid Prosecution. He assumes the alias Dallas Locke. The overwhelming gayness of his new moniker helped police crack the case.
Monday, June 6, 2005: The LJ baby-raper John Dallas Lockhart was captured by Venice Beach policeCapture #846
Wednesday, November 2, 2005: sentenced to a life in prison. People left wondering why they didn't deep fry his ass. The answer is endless rape.
[edit] A Step by Step Guide
1. Obtain infant
2. Obtain box cutter
3. ????
4. Profit!
[edit] Smart Facts
- He maintained the sex website http://www.sexetra.la
- Has a naked photo of his (ex)wife on http://www.geocities.com/ohiocplplays/
- He's been diagnosed with Crohn's disease and is a fan of Tolkien. These two are clearly co-related.
- Likes to drink tequila, Schnapps, Red Zinfandel, Pinot Grigio, Oban and Glenlivet on the rocks. He hates olives :(
- Lockhart liked to be referred to as "My Lord" during bondage play... although now it will probably be used in a different context.
- Will be awarded a knighthood soon for his outstanding commitment and effort in the field of baby-cock relations.
- By this point will have an asshole roughly the circumference of a large orange.
- Babies ftw!
- Is probably receiving it up the ass as we speak, therefore expanding said asshole to the size of a small watermelon. Note that ironically, the Melon shaped anal hole will be due to a black man, trying to keep alive a bit of melon in his life.
- Oh fuck, as of now, it should be about as wide as a beach ball. OH SHI-- how many fists can one fit up one's ass? Let's ask him.
- And now, it should roughly be about the size of a medium-sized meteorite.
- THIS JUST IN: His asshole is now being used to shelter
some partsALL of the Large Hadron Collider.
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