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Ohio

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Ohio is a shithole state in the Jewnited States, in Middle America. It is known for its mass export of Drew Carey. Ohio is also famous for having one of the highest populations of white supremacists and retards (Unlike ED, they SRSLY believe Obama's a Muslim), due to its close proximity to Indiana and West Virginia. A favorite attraction of Ohio is creating moon-crater-sized potholes that rival Pennsylvania's. Since it's so craptastic, no one bothers to fix them. It's known for having two of the shittiest cities in America (and that's saying something): Cleveland and Columbus. Only Detroit, New Orleans (the black parts), and Baltimore are worse. Other than Dayton and Toledo (which aren't really so much "shitty" as they are unremarkable) all the other "cities" in Ohio are small towns filled with midwestern hicks that nobody cares about.

Note to Eurofags: Don't bother using Ohio as an example of why America sucks. Ohio is the butt of every joke ever here. Srsly, everyone hates Ohio and Ohioans (yes, that's what you call them).

Typical Ohio resident's activities

  • Sit on your ass
  • Drink
  • Drink
  • Continue to drink
  • Attend the nation's largest Country Concert in Fort Loramie
  • Drink because you just wasted part of your life at a Country Concert in Fort Loramie
  • Visit Lakewood and meet a whole bunch of cool people
  • Go over to Fairfield and have a really fun time with the teenagers there.
  • Kill 11 people and leave them in your house like the dumb nigger you are.
  • Own a small town
  • Get an STD
  • Drink because of STD
  • Watch football because you're a redneck
  • Start a shitty college band at Ohio State University
  • Get addicted to meth
  • Drink because of your addiction
  • Watch civilization degrade at a rapid pace
  • Drink because of said degrading
  • Claim that this is the year that OSU doesn't lose to an SEC team in the National Championship (Note: This will never happen)
  • Hate on Michigan and University of Michigan (good for easy trollans)
  • Start a methlab.
  • Start a war over who owns Toledo (Wait, that's already been done)
  • Go to a Columbus Blue Jackets game
  • Drink because you wasted your life at a Columbus Blue Jackets Game

Population

Ohio is home to a wide variety of interesting people, from the college students at Ohio State to the elderly at CGNU. At least 50% of Ohio State students are fags, while the other 50% are towelheads. The population is often bitter, due to their inability to drive properly, their close proximity to Michigan, and their all-around vacant space.

It is a common misconception that Ohio allows lulz; but like Boston, Ohio hates lulz. Because they're all insecure about the fact they live in a crappy little state, ff you ever try to fabricate, discuss, or terminate lulz you will be v& for attempting to have fun.

Some of Ohio's more famous residents:

The Cuyahoga River, one of Ohio's natural wonders. No, there isn't anything on the river that's burning, the river itself is on fire.

If you move to Ohio, be prepared to stay for a while.

Just one of the dazzling works of art found in Ohio.

Touchdown Jeebus outside Dayton, OH prays to end Ohio faggotry.

Even the Japanese hate Ohio, and they're not even American.

The football fantards state the obvious.

Proof that fans of the Cleveland Browns are batshit: Insanity Wolf roots for them.

Cleveland Tourism Video

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