Ohnotheydidnt
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
One fateful night during a repeat of The OC, a vapid, ill-fated 16 year old girl was furiously masturbating with that week's issue of People magazine shoved up her yeast-infected snatch. (Remember to wash those dirty fingernails, ladies!) Immediately as she queefed onto her living room carpet, a hideous creature was spawned from the juices... OH NO THEY DIDNT!
In their neverending quest to both ignore the fact that they have no lives outside of growing their embarrassing friends list, as well as pretending they know people who are famous, the fugly and morbidly obese 16 year old girls who populate this community usually involve themselves in somber discussions and the dissection of some of the greatest mysteries of our time, such as the pregnancy of Brotney Spears, the fluctuating weight of Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Ritchie, and the on-going adventures of Paris Hilton's cooch.
The members of this community pride themselves in being "snarky" and "brutal". A typical post of the day is an ordinary paparazzi shot of Brotney Spears and her ugly husband, merely walking down the street. This provokes dozens of pages of comments with such brilliant and witty banter as "ew", "omg ew", "sHe iz soooo faTt!!!" and "sHe iz sooooo tRasHy!!!!". HAHAHAHHA! Take that, Brotney! That'll show her!
The community is moderated by a couple of tragic emo queens and some random MySpace whores who delude themselves into thinking that their lives have meaning by posting long-winded entries about themselves. If you want to avoid being banned, simply scream "OMG I WANT 2 HAVE U R BABIES MODS", compose lengthy comments on how they are "teh best EVAR" and get ready to growl down on dirty scenester snatch/mangina.
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[edit] Individuality
In order to fit in to this community, you MUST have a blurry camwhore icon of your naked, nubile underage body, so people can pretend they know you. Scratch that, 90% of the community's members are now too ugly to have their picture taken, the new in vogue thing is to have a sarcastic icon like an out of frame sceenshot with a lulzy caption or an animated GIF. Some of the most brave ones use conservative Party Hard icons.
Also, do join their many retarded off-topic communities, now with more pr0n! And make sure you look and act as feminine and girly as possible! This particular community detests bulldykes or any member of the female gender who does not wear makeup, has mediocre skin, or who is even slightly under- or overweight. Didn't you realize? Women are utterly worthless if they don't dress up and look attractive for men 24/7.
The ONTD AIM chat room is named hellisforontd. They are always welcoming newcomers!
[edit] BREAKING NEWS OMG
July 18, 2007L: ONTD has been suspended. Details as they become available. Lol, j/k.
[edit] ONTD IN THE MEDIA
Oh No They Didn't! has been name dropped, shout outed, and blacklisted at least 100 times by many prominent historical figures, for example Oprah Winfrey in her magazine O. Most recently, they pwned Rich Cronin of 90's pop sensation LFO.
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ONTD ruins Rich Cronin's day
Ohnotheydidnt discover their ED entry
Kermit Bale
