Oil
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
A popular Wikipedia topic that is particularly loathsome. Some Wikipedians spend more time arguing about oil than they do about whether it is morally acceptable to kidnap and rape small boys for giggles.
Lately, there has been some fear that we may run out of oil. This would interfere with the political agenda of fags and possibly pedos by clamming up the dry hole for all eternity.
Contents |
[edit] Running out of oil
People who edit encyclopedia dramatica have time to do so because they do not need to hunt and gather in small tribes or live in pre-industrial shithole societies. They appear very rich, but that's just because they're burning our ancestors, who have become a tasty brand of oil known as petroleum.
OMG J/K. It might be lulz-worthy to troll guys who run websites like http://www.lifeaftertheoilcrash.net/, if only the whole "running out of oil" meme didn't get pwnt all the time in the media. There's nothing to worry about, kiddies, keep doing your thing and everything is going to be ok.
Many geologists believe that we may be able to end our dependence on oil by harvesting basement dwellers for their oily skin. This oil is particularly disgusting, and may cause acne, virginity, and a tendency to play D&D.
[edit] Ethnic Cleansing
Oil burns at a high temperature. Furries and protesting azn monks are easily pwnt with burning oil. However, oil does not burn hot enough to kill jews. For that purpose, special ovens are required.
You can use your lust for oil to justify killing sand niggers. See W.
[edit] People With Oil
Saddam Hussein- (Permabanned last thursday)- Barack Hussein Obama
- Dick Cheney
- George W. Bush
- Terrorists
- Hugo Chavez
- Fox News
- ODB
- Frogs
