Oklahoma
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Oklahoma is a state located in the central United States. Oklahoma is also located in Dumbfuckistan, and Jesusland. Oklahomans are renowned for their hatred of niggers and spics. The biggest tourist attraction in Oklahoma is the city of Tulsa. Tulsa is a popular destination, because, Tulsa, when spelled backwards is, "A Slut" HAHA DISREGARD, TULSA SUCKS COCKS (well no shit dumbass, it's in oklahoma.)
History
Oklahoma's earliest history is shrouded in mystery. however it is believed to have originally been inhabited by large talking bipedal iguanas. These natives evolved separately, but not unlike their counterparts in africa, the niggers. These early natives are now known as injuns(the casino kind, not the customer support kind). at least 100 years ago, the injuns gave their land to the kind, and gentle white people. This completely non-invasive action caused the savage injuns the revolt against the nice white people. The injuns unfairly tricking the peaceful white people out of all their money. This ignited World War I, which raged for many years and only ended last thursday. A part of the truce allowed the filthy savages to build casinos to steal money from the least intelligent of the white people.
The typical Oklahoma resident is a white male, about 300 pounds who drives a pick-up truck loaded with AK-47's and wears flannel shirts and blue jeans all year round. Let's not forget that a good portion of country music fags all originated from Oklahoma, singing about the ass they will never get. Most Oklahomans enjoy masturbating to Mein Kampf, shooting niggers and faggots, and repeating whatever they hear from Rush Limbaugh and Glenn Beck, which is odd because most Oklahomans do not own televisions or radios. Tea parties are a favorite activity in many areas of Oklahoma. In said tea parties, crazy white guys protest taxes that they don't even pay and masturbate to the American flag. They also call Barack Obama such buzz words as 'socialist'.
A rare breed of Oklahomans aren't retarded, but are rarely seen due to all the fatasses getting in the way. The leader of Oklahoma is Sally Kern, who said that fags are moar dangerous than Islamic extremists to Amerikkka. The richest man in Oklahoma is dumb-fuck Gery England, who reads the weather teleprompter and makes like $7/hour.
People and places (full of darker races)
- Oklahoma City, they call this the city?
- Tulsa, far-right-wing/ neo-con haven.
- Capital, where is that again? Sorry.
- 98 others with less than 100 people.
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