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This is the typical 18 year old virgin with perfect body that you may find on MySpace.
This is the typical 18 year old virgin with perfect body that you may find on MySpace.
Doing in wrong.
Doing in wrong.
What your online date really looks like
What your online date really looks like

Online Dating is a modern phenomenon in that, regardless of how many freakish, desperate, fat and dirty people we meet, we continue to search online for "The Right One".

As with any online endeavor, online dating is full of misleading words, tricky people, and outright lies.

[edit] Women seeking men: common terms

  • Voluptuous: This is what a fat girl says when she has not come to terms with the fact that she is, indeed, fat.
  • BBW: This stands for "Big Beautiful Woman". It also means "I'm fat, but I'm ok with it."
  • Free-spirited: Synonym for filthy hippy slut.
  • Shallow/Superficial: You are shallow and/or superficial if you do not like fat chicks.
  • Not skinny, but not huge: Synonym for voluptuous.
  • Real man: Synonym for pussy whipped.
  • Knows how to treat a lady: Synonym for real man
  • Outgoing: A girl who admits to being outgoing, in all actuality just talks too much.
  • Independent: Synonym for feminist dyke
  • "My friends say..." or "Some guys tell me...": This is the beginning of a sentence that is a lie
  • "Not a ho": She's a ho.
  • "Easy going": Easy.
  • "Fun": Your results may vary.

As I researched, I found that 99% of all terms found in women's profiles mean one of eight things. They are:

  • I'm fat
  • I'm ugly
  • I have no social skills
  • I'm fat
  • I'm a slut
  • Even my mother hates me, mainly because of the fact that I'm an unbearable bitch
  • I'm fat
  • I'm letting myself go and have the self-esteem to match.
  • And last, but not least... I'm fat.

[edit] Men seeking women: common terms

  • Sensitive: Also know as in the closet. Synonym for "gets beat up frequently."
  • Romantic: Will do anything to get laid.
  • "Want to hang out?": Translation: "Want to have sex?"

There were fewer hidden meanings in men's profiles. Guys are pretty much:

  1. Queer and/or get beat up, or
  2. Want to get laid.


[edit] See Also




Online dating
is part of a series on
Dying Alone
Those Who Have Died Alone

Anna Nicole Smith | Arielle Newman | Charmaine Dragun |Codey Porter | Heath Ledger |Lilo | Megan Meier | Mitchell Henderson | Otoya Yamaguchi | Ripper | Rudolph Zurick | Tyler Dumstorf

Those Dying Alone

Ahotwheelscar | Anonymous Borg | Argent009 | Bikerfox | Chemer | Chris-chan | Chuck M. | David Hockey | Epic fat guy | Fagolescents | GoddessMillenia | Kevin Havens | Lecarick | Nullcherri | Pit Viper | Ricki Raven | Sceptre | Snapesnogger | Ulillillia

Their Methods

4chan | AIDS | Anime | Booze | Bullying | Dead Friend | DeviantART | Drugs | Fleshlight | Self-seclusion | IRC | Jenkem | LiveJournal | Lonely | MySpace | Online dating | Online sex games | Plastic Crap | Plenty Of Fish | YouTube



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