Open relationship
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Made famous by Facebook, the term open relationship is used by shallow people in denial about their own whoreditude who need a sense of emotional security while avoiding mutual exclusivity. Why? Well, because otherwise wouldn't be very New Age would it? You would think that since the word "relationship" is in it that some kind of commitment is implied. You are wrong.
The main thing that separates an open relationship from polyamory is essentially that fucking other people without your partner's consent isn't against the rules.

