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Open mic

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What happens when your local hippie coffee bar (would you give a liquor license to a stoner?) installs a PA. Only badness occurs. Like the internet, Open Mic night is serious fucking business. Nothing good will ever come from open mic night. Especially at comedy clubs.

Hippie Fursona
Hippie Fursona

Many horrible things can happen. Here's a short list:

  • Poetry reading
  • Shitty indie bands playing
  • Unfunny faggots with names like "Howard" making jokes about "frozen lavatory waste"
  • Bongo playing
  • Jerry Seinfeld
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