Opera Browser

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Opera (Pronounced Oprah)is a very shitty awesome shitty boring shitty and boring web browser created by Norwegians. It is now free, but no one on the internet noticed because they all pirated it anyway. Opera developers mission statement is to cram as much crap as possible into one program. Legacy Computers beware.

Opera fucking sucks. It doesn't help that it's being run on a Mac.

Using Opera is not suggested unless you are either gay, retarded, Norwegian or a Mega ultra super genius. This is probably not an issue since nobody actually uses Opera, making it the only browser less popular than links.

*Note that everything written above was written by Firefox and/or Internet Explorer Fanboys

[edit] Opera Features

• Fast, inaccurate almost HTML rendering. The developers are working on adding background colors. Whoopdeefuckingdoo!
• The ability to install custom themes and worksets, to create a massive cluttered window similar to IE users who install every toolbar known to man.
• It has the ability to make your friends think highly of themselves because they're much more 1337 using an even less well known browser than you.
• Special voice playback technology that provides low quality text-to-speech, plus a 15MB download for functionality. It also causes Opera to freeze and crash. What a piece of shit.
• Mouse gestures which mean that if you drop your mouse in the middle of something, Opera will automatically go to Goatse
• Combines Internet Explorer's uselessness with Firefox's faggot fanboyism.
• IRC: Like mIRC with training wheels. It is not recommended if you want to go on ED IRC using Opera. Feem will spam you to shit.
• The scroll button locks up if you're not careful, then you have to do it manually, or restart Opera.
• Special "volume lock" which prevents you from muting your gay porn. (No, really.)
• Saving Sessions: Remember Last Thursday when you were masturbating to Leo? Well now you can recall it.
• An annoying habit of opening the "About Opera" page in the current tab, causing you to lose whatever information you put into any forms on that page.

[edit] Opera Troubleshooting

If you are having trouble getting Opera to work, which is very unlikely if you're using the latest version of Opera. Follow these instructions.

[edit] Mac

1. Go to /Applications/ and move Opera to the Trash.
2. Under the Finder menu, select Secure Empty Trash (Always do secure delete in case some asshole wants to recover Opera in an attempt to play a cruel joke).
3. Open Safari
4. Under Safari preferences, set the default browser to a non-Opera browser of your choice.

[edit] Linux

1. rm -rf / (You should be logged in as root, since that's the only way to really have control over your machine)
2. Insert Windows XP CD
3. Don't save any partition space.
4. Install
5. ????
6. Profit!

[edit] Windows

1. Go to Add/Remove Programs
2. Select Opera
3. Click Remove
4. Follow simple instructions
5. Launch Firefox or Lolifox and start using real browsers.

[edit] Alternative fixes

• Get off the internets.
• Kill yourself.
• System32 may need to be removed if you have not recently cleared it.

[edit] See Also

• FireFox
• Internet Explorer
• Netscape Communicator Seamonkey