Opie and Anthony

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

“	...the Opie and Anthony radio show; the most popular show in teh history of sattelite radio!!!1!!11!111one	„
—Jay Leno, being a fanboy

Opie & Anthony are a pair of famous radio trolls who gained quite a reputation at least 100 years ago by fucking up big time. Last Thursday, they fucked up again, all because they let some homeless nigger on their show who proceeded to say he wanted to raep Condi Rice and Laura Bush.

Biography

In case you haven't noticed already, O&A are notorious for risking a permaban from radio just to get more listeners.

The show is hosted by Gregory "Opie" Hughes (the epically unfunny one) and his cohost Anthony Cumia (the angry conservative one who likes to rant). Ant does most of the show's commentary and voicework. He also often pretends to be/exaggerates being a racist and anti-semite just to troll niggers and Jews for the lulz. An occasional lolcow, he is known for his love of guns, beer and teenage girls, as well as his haet for Obama and liberals. He is also no fan of House.

Their primary audience consists of whores, adolescents and basement dwellers. Many are fucktards who can't contribute to the show humorwise. A few others are butthurt attention whores who listen to the show just to call in and complain about how offensive it is to them, failing to recognize the fact that they took time out of their day just to get on the show they hate in the first place.

Before O&A were even together, Howard Stern used to "rule the airwaves". Despite their mediocre past, they eventually managed to pwn the "King of All Media" by moving to Satellite radio before he did. Stern then got a couple hundred million dollars, and Opie and Anthony admitted fail.

OTI

“	Damn, you just been pwned!	„
—Master Po

Opie and Anthony's passion for faggotry also extends to the internet, as any visit to their biggest fansite, Wackbag will tell you. There, their unfunny fans spend hours posting lame jokes in a futile attempt to outdo each other in hopes that they will get noticed by their heros and somehow have meaning brought to their basement-dwelling lives.

On their show though, they deserve credit for consistently plugging The Power 5 and trying to encourage the five people that haven't yet to go to meatspin, lemonparty and tubgirl. They are responsible for introducing 2Girls1Cup to people who wouldn't normally watch whores eating shit, as well as Tay Zonday's rise to fame and memedom. They also enjoy google-bombing in their spare time. 1man1jar has just recently been added to their repertoire of fun-to-watch video discoveries.

THEY'VE GOT NORTON!

Norton as a child

Along with at least 100 other shit comedians, the third mic of the show is Jim Norton, aka "Lil' Jimmy", a self-proclaimed creep and all-around "silly goose" who is also quite fond of the "older gentleman", as he likes to put it. He is the show's main source of humor, despite not even having his name in the show's title. He does several characters for the lulz, such as Steve from Yellowstone, who trolls & pwns bad callers, and Ted Sheckler, who is a complete tool that owns many an emporium. Sit-ins for him include Louis CK (which he co-starred with in the now-cancelled HBO sitcom Lucky Louie), Bob Kelly, fellow "Last Comic Standing" contestant Rich Vos, Patrice O'Neal, and Chappelle Show's Bill Burr.

Here, Lil' Jimmy explains the meaning behind the term, "Monster Rain", an old meme popular among O&A fanboys, found on his rarely-touched Myspace blog:

Angry Jimmy is angry

“	Recently I told the story of Monster Rain on the air and it’s been sweeping the nation ever since. I decided to post since many people now write me to ask what Monster Rain is. When I was in 1st or 2nd grade my friend and I would play this fun little game. We would be bored, walking around our apartment complex and one of us would yell, ”Monster Rain!” and we would both scamper under the porch to avoid being hit by it. While we were under the porch avoiding Monster Rain, we would kill time by telling stories and blowing each other. I am not sure what the tie in was between oral sex and the Monster Rain; hindsight dictates that an umbrella would have been more practical. I am also beginning to doubt that there was any real Monster Rain at all; I now suspect we were using this fictional occurrence just to get under the porch and kiss each other’s dingles. I don’t even remember the kid’s name to be honest, nor do I remember what he looked like. I do, however, remember one time he was wearing Budweiser swim trunks that smelled like moth balls. Just in case you have moments where you think your life sucks, at least you don’t have to contend with the memory of kneeling under a porch and performing oral treats on someone whose balls smelled like your grandmother’s closet.	„

Norton has recently stated that he also looks forward to playing this game with his idol, Ozzy Osbourne. He also has stated that he wants to date tubgirl, and his character Uncle Paul wishes to go out raeping with Brian Peppers and Pedobear. One can can only imagine what levels of homoerotic hilarity he'll reach next.

He is also an accomplished author with two New York Times best-sellers, one autobiography and one collection of cebritard-bashing, and is a favorite guest on Fox News' "Red Eye" with Greg Gutfeld. [1] [2] [3] [4]

Some argue he should receive the ED Seal of Approval for calling out Tom Cruise and the Scilons on their faggotry. Unfortunately, he's probably not famous enough with the internets for this medal of honor.

HEY THERE!
Hey, Jim Norton! I saw what you did with Scientology
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

Show Characters

Pat from Moonachie

Fat, bald piece of trailer trash with diabeetus who sounds like John Candy/Peter Griffin. Likes to drink Egg Nog and then subsequently regurgitate it into other's mouths.

Stalker Patti

Mangy, unfunny old hag and slutty virgin who smells of bad coffee.

Louis "Twitchels" Centanni

Suffers from Tourette's and used to be a regular on O&A.

Andrew aka "Big A"

Large, possibly retarded st-...st-...st-...uttering man, and possible serial killer. He and Twitchels used to spawn lulz when they did the "News of the World" bit.

Tippy Tom

Dead, filthy, homeless faggot.

Half-a-Hulk Face

Another former regular of the show who suffers from "Elephant Man's disease" and slurred speech.

O&A Staff

And, lastly, what would the O&A show be without the various characters hard at work behind it all? Here's a taste of some of those people:

"If you see me comin', best get outta moi way!"

Steve Carlesi aka "Steve C"/ "Steve the Bear"

Swishy Lebanese executive producer and former leader of the shitty band Foundry, known for their lyrically brilliant smash hit "Pendulum". He runs the clusterfuck of a website by the same name, which houses the show's official website that noone uses anymore.

The site consists mainly of links to every show of the week, show-related/topical videos, pr0n videos for users to fap to, concert footage/music videos and shitty IRL accident/police videos, all captioned with Steve's excellent grammar skills and watermarked with the official Foundry logo (which is large, opaque, and blocks half the screen). Unfortunately, he has completely ceased posting rundowns, due to his immense levels of incompetence, fail and faggotry.

Eric Nagle aka "Erock"/"Sexbagel"

Co-producer and fat fucktard. Brings nothing to the table, yet consumes everything from it. Loves the "Garlic Butter Saw".

"Primetime" Sam Roberts

Associate producer and white nigra (not to be confused with wigger). Also known as the "Albino Aborigine". He fetches show-related videos for the official site and eats mcnuggets like the negro child he is. Big wrestling fanboy, especially of John Cena.

Club Soda Kenny

Former cop and part-time comic, he is now one of the show's bodyguards and a hulking retard.

Master Po

The show's other security guard. Not as stupid or clumsy as CSK, but much more of a douchebag; plus, he knows Kung-Fu. Now replaced by "Master Joe".

David "the Intern" Fried

A young asspie Jew recently hired as an intern. Host of the "David & Bobo Show". No longer part of the program.

LINGERRR LONGERRR!!!

O&A, in order to get away with moar shit on their radio show, once claimed that they were actually cartoon characters	"So, E-Rock; how important is the Garlique® Butter Sauce?"	FRRRRUNKIS!!!	I move away from the mic to blow cock
	DO IT FAGGOT		Jimmy does not approve of this faggotry