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Opie and Anthony

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Gregory "Opie" Hughes and Anthony Cumia are a pair of complete failures who gained quite a reputation at least 100 years ago by fucking up big time. Last Thursday, they fucked up again.

A little-known fact is that O&A are actually cartoon characters, whose real aliases are "BeavAnt" & "Butt-Hughes".

1 Biography
2 OTI
3 James "Lil' Jimmy" Norton
4 LINGERRR LONGERRR!!!
5 Also see:
6 External Link

[edit] Biography

In case you haven't noticed already, O&A are known for doing incredibly stupid shit ftl. Their primary audience consists of whores, adolescents and basement dwellers, some of which only listen to the show to appear cool. A few are even desparate enough to sodomize each other for money.

Regardless of all this, in both lulz and ratings, they still manage to pwn the "king of all media"; however, this is only because he is an unfunny Jew who double-crossed Imus and is doing it wrong.

[edit] OTI

“	Damn, you just been pwned!	„
—Master Po

Opie and Anthony's passion for faggotry also extends to the internet, as any visit to their biggest fansite, Wackbag will tell you. There, their unfunny fans spend hours posting lame jokes in a futile attempt to outdo each other in hopes that they will get noticed by their heros and somehow have meaning brought to their basement-dwelling lives. On their show though, they deserve credit for consistently plugging The Power 5 and trying to encourage the five people that haven't yet to go to meatspin, lemonparty and tubgirl. They are responsible for introducing 2Girls1Cup to people who wouldn't normally watch whores eating shit. They also enjoy google-bombing in their spare time.

Recently, Ant has dated CW11's hawt traffic reporter, Jill Nicolini, who looks like this.

[edit] James "Lil' Jimmy" Norton

FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUNKUS!!!

Along with at least 100 other shit comedians, the third wheel of the show is Jim Norton, aka Lil' Jimmy, a self-proclaimed creep and all-around "silly goose" who is also quite fond of the "older gentleman", as he likes to put it. Sit-ins for him include Bob Kelly aka Blob Belly, fellow "Last Comic Standing" contestant Rich Vos, Patrice O'Neal, Louis C.K. and Chappelle Show's Bill Burr.

Here, Lil' Jimmy explains the meaning behind the term, "Monster Rain", an old meme popular among O&A fanboys, found on his rarely-touched Myspace blog:

“	Recently I told the story of Monster Rain on the air and it’s been sweeping the nation ever since. I decided to post since many people now write me to ask what Monster Rain is. When I was in 1st or 2nd grade my friend and I would play this fun little game. We would be bored, walking around our apartment complex and one of us would yell, ”Monster Rain!” and we would both scamper under the porch to avoid being hit by it. While we were under the porch avoiding Monster Rain, we would kill time by telling stories and blowing each other. I am not sure what the tie in was between oral sex and the Monster Rain; hindsight dictates that an umbrella would have been more practical. I am also beginning to doubt that there was any real Monster Rain at all; I now suspect we were using this fictional occurrence just to get under the porch and kiss each other’s dingles. I don’t even remember the kid’s name to be honest, nor do I remember what he looked like. I do, however, remember one time he was wearing Budweiser swim trunks that smelled like moth balls. Just in case you have moments where you think your life sucks, at least you don’t have to contend with the memory of kneeling under a porch and performing oral treats on someone whose balls smelled like your grandmother’s closet.	„

Norton has recently stated that he also looks foreward to playing this game with his idol, Ozzy Osbourne. He also has stated that he wants to date tubgirl.