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Oprah Winfrey

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Oprah Winfrey (moar like Oprah Failfrey amirite?) has been an American housewives' best friend for over 20 years. She is smart, beautiful, and easy to relate to, as well as one of the biggest drama driven megalomaniacs to ever fag up the small screen.

[edit] IRL

A typical episode of Oprah.

Oprah was born in Kosciusko, Mississippi to a religious family. Oprah’s mother and father were two unmarried teenagers and her grandma beat her when she didn’t finish her chores. Oprah always claimed that she was molested by a cousin, uncle, and a family friend, and she got knocked up at the age of 14. She won a full scholarship to a great nigra college and even won the Miss Black Tennessee Beauty Pageant.

What does Oprah's success mean? It means that black people around the world are overjoyed while white women still sit on their ass and cry over Oprah’s sad past. As the "Queen of All Media" Oprah is also the living proof that if you're the village incest-bicycle and get diddled by enough people at a young enough age you too can be famous.

For those too young to remember, Oprah spent years as the largest snorlax ever seen on national television. She leveraged her reducing plan into profit as her loyal viewership looked on from the safety of their daytime television sofas . Perhaps not suprisingly, she blamed fast food, the only controversial position she has ever taken and one that brought on a lawsuit for defamation by the Association of American Beef Producers which she won. In a fitting ironic twist of fate, Oprah has now been selected by /b/ as the latest and greatest lol-cow.

Oprah decides bring her fail to the tubes...

Incidentally, Oprah does not plan on continuing her show after 2011. And nothing of value will be lost.

[edit] Over 9000 Penises

DICKS EVERYWHERE

Wise words

It really is.

It's more likely than you think.

Over 9000 penises is a lot of penises.

She doesn't like penises because it's all about the tits.

OMG, behind you!.

OPRAH NINE THOUSAAAAAAAND!!!!11!

Obvious troll is obvious... Unless he is on Oprah.

And that's terrible.

And they're raping the children.

Over 9000?

On September 19, 2008, Oprah delivered epic lulz when, during a plea to viewers to support an anti-CP bill she happened to be supporting, she quoted the following from her website's forums:

“	Let me read you something that was posted on our message board from somebody who claims to be a member of a known pedophile network: He said he does not forgive. He does not forget. His group has over 9000 penises and they are all raping children.	„
—Oprah

[edit] THE VIDEO:

Digg for great justice.

[edit] Over 9000 Remixes:

What she really wanted to say. (and the new proposed Oprah show theme song)

Digg Pedobear vs Oprah. The internet must win..

"G4 Attack of the show Highlights and Features."

As word filtered through the intertubes, Oprah's forum became a source of lulz on September 20 as assorted anonymous posters spammed swastikas, NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER and /r/'d cp, shared tips on how best to lure child victims, etc.

Screencaps