Org Infinity
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Another retarded club on DevianTART dedicated to the steady flood of OCs running around in Organization XIII coats with anagrammed names, Org Infinity isn’t just thirteen idiots, nor is it simply an orgy of fat whores.
No, it’s an orgy of fat whores with about 275 members signed up, spreading the plague on all over dA.
No one is safe from the OC spam, and you can even find occasional talented artists in there as well.
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[edit] About Org Infinity
It is to be made a fact that Org Infinity will turn your brain into shit, and corrupt any good artist. One example is Imagec0rrupt3d, who now runs around with long pink hair, raping other female Mary Sues and fighting crime with a ferocious, pink hairdryer.
Just like every other Org Infinity member, Imagec0rrupt3d insists her character isn’t a rip-off because it has boobs, and longer hair. We can all probably agree that this isn’t the first example of genderbending of the original characters, and naturally all of the offenders claim it's an OC, when it really is a poorly designed Mary Sue.
[edit] The Club
Now, whose idea was it to concentrate this mass of sixteen-year-old girls sick creations in one club? Whoever it is needs a good beating. Obviously the handywork of 16 year old girls, as the world would be doomed should mature people begin futher parodying an Organization full of fags. And of course, in an organization that big, we need two superiors. These two, Xelcan and Shirix might be some of the more original characters of Org Infinity, and are the crown of their massive fail at life.
Unlike the original in-game Organization, these fangirls has divided their members into several grades. If you are a good artist you might get the grade of general, and if you are a popular artist you might become assassin, etc[1]. This is of course, so they can divide those who are actually whoring for Xelcan and Shirix from those unknown artists they really don’t want to associate themselves with.
Every single one of the members, also called grunts can be found on this list of faggots[2]. Do us all a favor and help them realize their fail.
[edit] Art
Not only would browsing the club gallery take fucking forever, it would also render you blind.Every female OC is a bisexual, with the few exceptions of a small number of unknown artists. The truth is that any popular artist simply loves to see their OC eat pussy.
In Org Infinity you will find a policy much like “A good artist gets away with anything”, which is very familiar all over dA. And who knows? If you are good enough you might even get a mission!
[edit] The Missions
As a member of Org Infinity there’s a tiny chance you will get a mission from one of the superiors, Xelcan or Shirix, where you will be forced to whore out Org Infinity on dA. A cunning ploy indeed, since it brings even more shitty OCs. Naturally this is something they only provide for their more popular members. As said previously, the club have over 150 members, but in their gallery there is less than ten deviations in the mission’s section. Considering the missions that has been given out, one could wonder if the founders of Org Infinity ever played the game. The only thing that actually seems associated with the Organization XIII is the bad habit of anagramming names and the taste for leather uniforms.
[edit] Specifications of a Nobody
There is one rule when you enter Org Infinity, that you must have an element, weapon, and home world, and the element MUST BE UNIQUE. This of course, makes most of the ‘elements’ quite lulzy. [3]
[edit] The Elements
It’s the final proof that teenagers have no idea what an element is when they sign their characters up with powers like:
- “shard”
- “wolves”
- “storytelling”
- “alcohol” (okay, MAYBE we could give them this one, if they were fucking doing it right.)
[edit] The Weapons
This section is fucking hilarious, and it explains why we have no superheroes these days. Again, referring to the members list we see things like “flyswatter”, “tattoo”, “chopsticks”, and our personal favorite, “My Little Ponies”. Yes, there are people who actually believe they could fight with objects like these, simply by labeling them as weapons and make them shoot angry specters.
[edit] The Worlds
This is the section that should anger the common Kingdom Hearts fan. Not only have they ‘dispatched’ members in about eighteen worlds that doesn’t occur in the game, but a few of these worlds aren’t even Disney. I ask again, did they even play the game?
[edit] The Superiors
It really is tragic that the two leaders of Org Infinity are so degenerated as they are, but then again, who fits better to lead the army of Mary Sues than two fake bisexual attention whores?
[edit] Xelcan
Now, the less horrid of the two is most likely Xelcan, who is probably one of the only males in the whole club. Considering most of the OCs are either dykes or bi women with huge ass boobs we can tolerate the faggot to some extent.
Sadly, our hopes are crushed with his weapon. Not one, but two fans, neatly disguised under the name war-fans. His main goal in the orgy is to become a geisha that raeps little girls.
According to the list of members he resides in the Disney world of Pocahontas, and his element is temperature.
It really makes you want to puke, until you see the other superior.
[edit] Shirix
Shirix is perhaps the worst Mary Sue we have yet to see in the org, and her only equal would be another Mary Sue she is whoring on. Shirix looks like a |fusion between Marluxia and Sephiroth that went horribly wrong, followed up by the common genderbending, and of course, any Mary Sue with no respect for herself has two different eyecolours.
Shirix can often be seen humping on Sexla, the Mary Sue created by our ever so loved Imagec0rrupt3d. Shirix’s element is magic, and she wields a wand, in Halloween Town. Her originality is simply dazzling.
Even though she wields a wand, she is often depicted with a banhammer. No, wand and banhammer is not the same, it’s actually a means of internet justice, which really doesn’t exist in such a place as Org Infinity.
For great justice, troll the fuck out of them, at full force.
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