User:NotAFireman/Organization for Transformative Wank
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The Organization for Transformative Wank was created to bring lols to fandom. It is one of the most wanktastic furryporn organizations ever in fandom. It was created by Naomi Novik/Astolat, and Fanfic lesbians to promote kitty porn .
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How Organization for Transformative Wank is different from ED
Organization for Transformative Wank is in it for the great justice. ED is in it for the LULZ.
Are you dead yet? Let me kill you! Twice!
The Organization for Transformative Wank has given its users a great tool to get rid of other Harry Potter fans that you don't like: Virtually killing them. This is stupid but necessary. Get Over 9000 fans to appoint you their fandom guardian. When done, tell the archive that so sad, too bad, the person died. You get control of their account and you can then happily delete all their Furry Harry Potter / Centaur porn! And all with their blessing! [1]
We has a Wiki! And it is all about assaulting a single pedophilewank-lover whom we dislike!
The Organization for Transformative Wank has a wiki. It is called FanLore. It was created for one reason and one reason only: To grudgewank Laura Hale, the founder of Fan History. The wiki said no outing people on their wiki because of the abuse Laura Hale unleashed on them with her all powerful wiki. OTW was going to show her what was what and how to run a wiki and beat her at her own game! Because she's a nobody who should challenge awesome sparkly people Naomi Novik who write Harry Potter pedophile fic. But she hurt their feelings so she had to go. The best way to do that was to create a wiki, give it a veneer of legitimacy by adding some articles which attacked her position, create an article which mentions her and wait for her to show. Laura Hale's surrogates showed up like the Mary Sues they are and cried crocodile tears about her privacy being violated. And FanLore's people removed the information. Then they put it right back in because they were showing their moral superiority. When they were done with that, they then created the longest article with the most edits on the whole wiki about her because it was time to launch their master plan: Take down the so called entrepreneur and alleged fandom historian. They succeed. Laura's socks came in and begged like the pathetic people they are to get it removed. FanLore of course couldn't do that because the whole wiki was about Laura Hale! They created their policies to attack Fan History, did exactly what they claimed Laura did to her in order to prove that they were superior and created an article about her in order to insure that investment bankers, venture capitalist and other people wouldn't give her the time of day and legitimacy the whineo loser cravenly wants.
We have an archive of our own! Only no one uses it and it is ugly!
An archive of our own is an ugly piece of programming that has less functionality than FanFiction.Net and harder to use than FanLib, which the Organization for Transformative Wank successfully killed off with their brilliant attacks. An archive of our own is so awesome and shiny that no one uses it. Still, it isn't a failure as it proves that women can successfully program a site together and make it as unusable as anything created by their gender impaired other gendered programming counterparts could create. For this rousing success, Astolat declared victory over males and the Organization for Transformative Works staged a victory rally which 10 people who had heard of the archive attended.
See also
- Fanfiction.net
- Mary Sue
- MST
- Kraken's ghost
- Kameko
- Snapesnogger
- [[Ryoukitten
- God Awful Fan Fiction
- Soul bonding
- Porn
- The Bible
- What - this is the correct response upon being presented with fan fiction
- Shit
- Plot bunny
- Fandom Secrets
- Fanfic lesbians
- Pointless - no need to elaborate.
