Cum
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Cum is a slang term indicating either the act of orgasming or the slippery by-products of said act. An ancient myth truth suggests that cum can often be used as a cure for Lesbianism (see lesbians), when taken orally, vaginally or anally. Recent scientific breakthroughs have uncovered that ur mom is the only organism on earth that literally thrives on cum but is afraid to ask. Talk to her about it put your cum in her cereal. Also, the jews. It is well known that any time someone cums, they do it for the lulz. Cumming is twice as good when it is the end product of rape. Especially if the 'rape victim' gets pregnant and bonus if the offspring looks like you so it can remind the rapee of that wonderful night.
See Cum Slut.
Verb (To Cum - Ejaculate)
In persons with cock, the verb refers to the overtly obvious twitch n' spurt. For people who don't want to become pregnant and hate having to use condoms, pulling out before you cum is a reliable method of birth control, and there is a 100% chance that you have avoided becoming a parent.
Female Ejaculation
In persons with a pussy, the event is less obvious, except in the rare case of female orgasm. Like the Loch Ness Monster, this elusive phenomenon has been hunted by many, faked by some, and proven by none. For more misinformation, see Clitoris. As of now it is unconfirmed.
Noun
The lone means of sustenance of Hello Kitty, who has no mouth and therefore must consume it solely by other means. Also referred to as a protein slurpee.
Application
People that love (to) cum
- Britney Spears
- Klarawagner
- Faggots
- Bill Clinton
- John Striker - see Mexico for further details.
- Dorian Thorn
Hutnyah
When one releases a load of their man juice then they are automatically required to shout hutnyah as they fire onto there sandwhich slave bitch.... it is a term which will always refer to the act of jizzing, especially on niggers and nigger bitches.
Gallery
 The fruits of your labor. |
 Claudia Thorn enjoys wearing complete strangers' cum. |
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 DO NOT WANT!!! |
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 this Lady J photo of a cum tribute is a good example of face painting. |
 Watch out where you cum... |
 Cum is an excellent source of nutrients. |
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Jizz in my Pants
See Also
External Links
- Come faces
- Sperm for music festival tickets? it's more common than you think
- Great ideas for disposing of manmilk
- Website to make you cum
- How to cook with cum
