Otherkin

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Otherkin preparing to battle other pokemon in the super ultra battle ring

Otherkin are pseudointellectuals who believe they are not human, but contain the souls of mythical creatures, such as dragons or fairies. Otherkin differ from furries in that furries like to dress up and pretend, while otherkin believe they really are non-human and don't usually dress up. Also furries generally pick real (usually furry) animals, while otherkin go for mythological creatures, almost always with wings, and need to be sent to a slaughter camp. Otakukin are a subculture of this. The "movement" grew out of the growing elven internet subculture in the early nineties. Four sum raisin, their amn't nun armadillo or elephant otherkin.

1 I Am What I Amn't
2 Drama Bombing
3 Glamour Bombing
4 Nuclear Bombing
5 Intellectual Bombing
6 Real Otherkin?
7 Gallery
8 See also
9 Links

[edit] I Am What I Amn't

If it looks even more like a crime against nature than a furry - it's an otherkin.

Otherkin on LiveJournal always have icons of whatever they're supposed to be. These are invariably physically attractive, if only to them. Their sex drives are usually warped by severe Asperger's Syndrome, which of course excuses all poor behavior and/or acts in bad faith ever and making you mean for noticing the obvious lulz.

~~Almost~~ without exception, Otherkin are unhappy, depressed individuals who need to escape from reality for one reason or another. Many will attribute this and their inability to maintain jobs, spouses and successful lives to their mysterious condition of "otherness", meaning that their angelic/demonic/draconic/negronic heritage effectively is preventing them from making an effort at anything other than chatting online with other "kin", reading Robert Jordan books, playing Everquest or any other number of activities that will not improve their quality of life. Most are not delusional to begin with, but the comfort of their imagined heritage eventually manifests itself as hallucinations, phantom limbs and "traits" concurrent with their chosen creature. It can be seen as the unhealthy progression of an initial interest in Wicca and fantasy literature. Otherkin are ~~usually~~ hopelessly lame, unless they are jazz artist Sun Ra. To try to change their image, otherkin like Jarin Dreamsinger are trying to rename themselves to 'Kin to the Other. Many will claim to have Multiple Personality Disorder, with all or most of their "alters" also being Otherkin.

[edit] Drama Bombing

Illiterate, moronic criticism is a feared side-effect of talking to otherkin

Otherkin are frequently panned by the Portal of Evil, while largely unnoticed by Something Awful. LiveJournal's most famous otherkin is perhaps _starblade_, who occasionally makes an ass of himself in LJ's debate community. From the ashes of a huge thread about Christianity and otherkin came the catchphrase, "fuck you, I'm a dragon!"

The song I want to be a dragon summarizes the Otherkin lifestyle.

Wikipedophiles have written a longass novel called Talk:Otherkin. There's also an ultra-condensed summary of Talk:Otherkin titled Otherkin, explaining that Otherkin are online losers who're retards according to all established science.

An easy way to create drama is to go through otherkins' accounts of past life memories and "astral plane adventures" and point out the parts stolen from Dungeons and Dragons. For instance, Kerowyn Silverdrake/J'Karrah EbonDragon says on her website that on the astral plane she "belongs to the Fire Mountain Clan of the Allaban Druegan species of dragon, and is nearing the end of her training to join the Clan Guard... a group of dragons from all clans whose responsibility is patrol the bounds of the Allaban Druegan's collective territory and maintain the sanctity of the Dragonlands." The most obvious one is Druegan, which not only are a species of dragon from AD&D, but the use is copyrighted by the company Wizards of the Coast and illegal to use in fiction outside of their franchise.

[edit] Glamour Bombing

Glamour Bombing is where fat, delusional "faeryie-kin" run around downtown in your city nekkid except for a cowboy hat, a tutu and faery wings, to, you know, freak the mundanes and stuff. Most people who "glamor bomb" are stupid Burner fucks and/or have probably never held on to even the simplest fast-food job for more than a week at best.

[edit] Nuclear Bombing

Recently, a bit of speculation was floated that elven magick (now with a "k" for EXTRA phear!) may have been responsible for the creation of the atomic bomb. People who think that they're RILLY HONESTLY AND FOR TRUE reincarnations of elves and dragons and shit subsequently called this idea "farfetched". Because, y'know, while there's nothing at all wrong with believing that your fat, ugly ass (or, alternately, your skinny, ugly ass) once belonged to a graceful, pointy-eared, tree-hugging Legolas clone, believing that elves invented the atomic bomb is just silly.

[edit] Intellectual Bombing

Even though they will admit to having dropped out of college after their first or second semester, to spend more time watching Adult Swim, almost all otherkin have multiple PhDs. Their doctorates are usually held in whatever field of study is most relevant to the current debate that they are engaged in. Therefore it is totally possible for an otherkin to announce today that they hold a PhD in psychology, astrophysics and nuclear medicine only to inform you tomorrow that they also have advanced degrees in computer science, civil engineering and ancient history.

He's getting his fangs next week.

You may also notice that many otherkin who have multiple doctorates are in their teens and early 20’s, which of course would make them far more intelligent than the average person. This may be difficult to believe considering that every argument with an otherkin will eventually just end up with those who disagree with him being repeatedly called "closed minded", no matter what the facts of the argument may be.

Amazingly enough, as if the 12 college degrees at the age of 21 isn’t impressive enough, it is mandatory that all otherkin have an intimate knowledge of the covert military operations and classified secrets of every government on earth. This way they can explain to all “non-believers” how it is that science has not discovered their existence. As it was explained by one “otherkin” by the name of “AccronsCrow” on the Lilith’s Lair EZ-Board, all of the world governments, every educational system and every media outlet in the world are participating in a global conspiracy to keep the “truth about otherkin” a hidden secret (which in itself raises an interesting question - if this is such a closely-guarded secret, why are "real otherkin" allowed to speak so freely about it? The smell of bullshit wafts).

Most otherkin do not believe indigo is a color.

[edit] Real Otherkin?

Recent evidence shows that they are some real Otherkin with extreme powers that can make their IRL cock grow at will, cause busty chicks to appear out of nowhere, and even command your mom to fuck them. (Although anyone else can do this, REAL OTHERKIN can do it 352390573572380572380572380 times more in a night than anyone else) They can even shit gold and turn your dumbass into a fine woman ass. They sit on thrones of pure pwnage and command bird-shaped robots. Sadly they're so rare that it's unlikely you'll ever meet one ever.

[edit] Gallery

Lol guy thinks there will be a war because of otherkin	What otherkin really look like	Typical otherkin art. Dragons art that looks more like horses with horns.	~~Typical otherkin art is below the standards of even Snapesnogger~~ Actually, it's perfect
Jarin Dreamsinger (jarandhel), a down syndrome otherkin	Logo of the Otherkin	The Unofficial Otherkin Logo	Furry + Otherkin = fail
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