Over 9000

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What does the scouter say about the Dow Jones? IT'S UNDER 9,000!!!

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND! or just Over 9,000 is an over-used meme that was started by the japanese anime show 'Dragonball Z', where characters would use scouters to detect power levels. This meme was cuntpasted many, many times and it's not funny anymore. Usage will only make you look like a weeaboo.

"Nine thousand IRL."

Some argue that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is the new challenger of "at least 100", but they don't realize that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is a 4chan meme and that, like all 4chan memes, got stale at most one week after its creation due to repetitive abuse, if not because it wasn't funny from the beginning. This meme has even been used by basketball legend Michael Jordan saying "I've missed OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND shots...and that's why I'm successful." Unsurprisingly, this meme has been used over nine thousand times.

"Over 9,000" is also recreated in the Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit video game. It was also recreated in its prequel, Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3, but no one gives a shit about that game.

When searching "Over 9000" on TOW, Project Chanology appears as the second hit. No one knows why.

The Meme

Nappa: "VEGETA! What does the scouter say about his power level?"

Vegeta: "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!" *crushes scouter*

Nappa: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?

Original Scene from Dragon Ball Z

The exploitable version.

~~This~~ Every baby can take up to 9,000 degrees in the microwave do it faggot!!!

DowJonesLULZ!

StockLULZ!

THERE'S NO WAY THAT CAN BE RIGHT

On Oprah

Oprah in disbelief of over 9,000 penises raping children.

Oprah and Vegeta practicing fusion.

I think we know which known pedophile network she's referring to...

Remix it up!

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On TV

YouTube Videos

EVEN THE ROCK DRIVES OVER NINE THOUSAND LOLWUT?

~~Der Führer~~ ~~ist misfallen!~~ HAHAHA, DISREGARD THAT I AM A GERMAN.

A masterful piece of modern art.

How to use.

21,000??? lolwut

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Things that are Over 9000

The amount of Jews that Hitler Killed
The number of times your average Furfag gets laid per month
The amount of Niggas you get in the queue for KFC
Number of Retarded people who found their way onto the Internets
The amount of ~~money~~ times Your mom gets ~~paid~~ fucked as a prostitute (Lol she does it for free).

Gallery

OVER 9000 IMAGES

Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero? (PSP) making use of the meme.

Words cannot accurately describe how fucking full of fail this is.

AND THEY'RE RAPING THE CHILDREN???

Fuck, we can watch OVER 9,000 channels now!!

	Pintsize knows it's over 9,000.	Fox also knows it's over 9,000.	SOBRA NUEVEMIILLL!
¿Qué, 9,000?	Over 9000 penors.		Freaking Unbelievable. (View full)
>9,000	Definitely over 9,000	not 9,000!!??	It's ovar NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
Accompanying inspirational poster.	Gaijin4koma	Meme intertextuality	Legolas sees the power.
Oh lawds the death rate of the Jews is OVAR NEIN THOUSANDDDD!!!	What being over 9,000 really means.	Around 4 million actually.	Nyoro~n
	Even furfags can go over 9,000.
WHAT THE HAL!?	WHAAAAAAAAAT!?
Even emo fags can reach over 9,000.	Even Paula Deen is over 9,000.
		Mahmoud agrees.	Rei knows it's over 9,000.
Original translation			Bell....has....a dick?!
It's over Nine Thousand Phelps!	Not even wikipedos are safe.	Thetan level over 9,000
Chris-chan		Doing it wrong.