PC Gamer

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This is what PC Gamers actually believe.

This is what happens when you overclock your PC.

PC Gamers love the Turbo button.

If your PC looks like this, you are a PC Gamer.

PC Gamers are hardcore gamer furfags. They are graphics hardware Nazis who fap to games that require a retardedly expensive PC to run. Only people suffering from a serious lack of brains would reasonably spend over 9,000 dollars to soup up some shitty eMachines or Dell monstrosity that will become obsolete within a month for the sole purpose of playing games. PC Gamers are more concerned with benchmarks, specs and hardware than the games themselves, which is why they play shitty tech demos disguised as games.

PC Gamers: Identifiable Traits

PC gamers are an unusual breed, a subspecies of Nerdus americanus, which are renowned for their game loving. However, PC gamers are even gayer than other species of nerds. Most specimens of gamer tend to be basement dwellers. A PC gamer's lair is often a dark, shit-smelling room in the basement of their mother's house.

These types of gamers are very undateable. Most PC Gamers settle for a 2D drawing of a loli, or pictures of camwhores. When gamers do get hawt n' raunchy, they often engage in facepalmingly embarrassing cybersex with fat furries, which is often called fapping to Habbo Hotel.

Girls can be PC gamers too.

They tend to be somewhat belligerent, while mainly comparing their computers like they would compare their dicks, even when the reality is that their penis is as useless as their computer.

Most PC Gamers will fly into a rage over certain technological limitations that causes serious butthurt when a hacker comes into play.

Most games that PC Gamers play are first-person shooters. The object of these games is to kill as many people IRL to become heroes. Many fanboys have taken up this venerable challenge and all have become an heroes to satisfy their needs for losing their iPod.

Some PC Gamers will overclock their PCs. This means they are willing to put thousands of dollars worth of hardware at risk for a few extra FPS in Doom 3, and a slightly larger e-penis.

PC Gamers are also known to buy cases with transparent sides and fill them with pointless neon lights, in order to show off how awesome their gaming rig is.