PROJECT CHANOLOGY
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Sometime before January 16, 2008, Anonymous realized it had nothing better to do than get their collective panties in a twist because there is a cult masquerading as a church. The resulting actions have snowballed into PROJECT CHANOLOGY, which is a covert LOL overt plan to subjugate Co$ and all its affiliates. So far the most effective subjugation tactic found is replacing the letter 's' with a '$'; the plan goes on to include tactics closely mirroring the Church's own "Fair Game" policies which it uses to justify IRL trolling of anyone who crosses them including its own members. PROJECT CHANOLOGY (aka Operation Chanology and Operation CoSplay) and its phases are currently in various stages of completion and will end only in the utter ruination of Scientology. PC is also notable for being considered serious business; when in fact it is whatever you make it. You can help by realizing PC 's broad subversive and ultimately satirical nature.
[edit] In A.D. 2008, war was beginning
Tom Cruise, a devout placentafag, taped an interview for the church that was ultimately posted on YouTube. Rather than thank the well-intentioned newfag who leaked the video, the Church of Scientology got all butthurt and had the video removed. Video here: [1] And here [2]
[edit] CENSORED
[This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International.]
[edit] Re: Censored
[This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]
[edit] PROJECT CHANOLOGY Forms
PROJECT CHANOLOGY began as a simple proposal. It was initially met with skepticism, but after an intense debate PROJECT CHANOLOGY was approved. The following quotes are excerpted from that historic debate.
| —Anon |
| —Anon |
| —Anon |
| —/i/NSURGENCY |
| — ANON |
| — Some faggot who was quickly banned for this post on 420chan. |
[edit] PROJECT CHANOLOGY Gets Underway
After the troops were rounded up all the newfags prepared to show off but they just looked like even bigger newfags for trying to turn the internet into serious business. Starting on the 16th of January, Scientology's primary web site, Scientology.org, began to experience heavy DDoS and Gigaloader attacks. Many Scientology call centers were treated to the music of Rick Astley and a great number of pizzas and taxis were mistakenly ordered for Scientology buildings around the world.
| —anon |
| —Anon |
[edit] Scientology Strikes Back
Eventually, the Scifags decided they had enough buttrape and in retaliation did what they always do: sick their evil lawyers on anyone and everyone who might be to blame.
However, after further investigation into the matter it soon became clear as to who was really responsible for all of this.
[edit] Conditions Escalate
After the Scientologists websites initially went down the enemy responded with their own bandwidth attacks on the insurgency wiki, ED, and other sites hosting the plans for the raid. However, the church didn't know that anonymous is relentless and the raid continued unfazed. When Scientology.com was finally restored to working order the amount of web traffic not only returned but increased to 18 times greater than normal, a third of which was redirects from BBC News. The renewed PROJECT CHANOLOGY attacks in addition to the traffic due to media attention overloaded the servers and Scientology.com went down again. Unsatisfied, Anonymous acquired new targets and began taking down other Scientology websites around the world one by one. On January 21st, 10 major Scientology websites were either brought down or slowed to a crawl.
[edit] IRL Co$ Protests
Please see: SoC CLOSED DUE TO rAIDS!
[edit] Anonymous Leaders
If you have any questions or concerns about the protests, or if you would like to participate in future raids, you can reach the CEO of Anonymous Inc. at:
Hal Turner 1906 Paterson Plank Road North Bergen, NJ 07047-1900 USA
Or you can call during our normal business hours, 11pm-6am at +1-201-484-0060 EST.
PROTIP: Anonymous likes pizza. Feel free to show your support and send our Glorious Leaders lots of delicious, tasty pizzas. OM NOM NOM NOM.
If you are calling out of normal business hours, please try our CTO and Computer Science III trainer:
Alex Wuori 57 Barcelona Ct Fairfield, CA 94533-286 USA
[edit] Anonymous Protesters Worldwide
On February 10th, 2008, Anonymous showed that they can troll effectively IRL as well as online. Over 9,000 protesters crept out of their basements, bunkers, cold-water studio flats and caves and gathered at approximately 200 Scihives (Orgs and Missions) to enturbulate the ever-lovin' fuck out of some cultists. The cake was not a lie. LULZ ensued. WIN!
Scientology responded with the expected lies, attempts to censor critics, BAAAWW! and butthurt. FAIL!
Various FAIL responses from Scilons included (but were not limited to):
- the usual Fair Game tactics of hiring private investigators to stalk protesters
- bullbaiting
- namefagging
- facefagging
- assaulting protesters (grabbing masks, bumping into or impeding protesters from using public walkways)
- filing frivolous lawsuits
- hiding behind enormous walls of shipping containers
- illegally closing down sidewalks and public roadways (and harassing elderly and disabled non-Anonymous neighbors)
- attempting to ban Anonymous from retail establishments and restaurants by pressuring the owners of same to put up anti-Anonymous signage
- inflicting property damage (vehicles with slahed tires, dents, etc.)
- killing pets (R.I.P. Mudkips--good night, sweet prince, etc.)
- getting Anons fired
- trying to use local law enforcement officers as their personal army (which resulted in at least three arrests worldwide; charges later dropped)
- sending out DVDs full of faked footage and hyperbolic and self-serving lies to uninvolved people who may or may not have underage B& kids protesting & delivering those DVDs by impersonating process servers and police officers
- filing frivolous copyright claims to get pro-Anonymous videos yanked
- throwing eggs and water at protesters
- interfering with a major Anonymous protest planning webforum's ability to use Google AdSense to raise revenue
- denying the truth about OTIII / Xenu
- sending out flocks of OSA tards to spam every blog or news site that mentions Scientology in a less than glowing light (these people are VERY busy at the moment)
- sending out flocks of OSA tards and NarCONon apologists to spam anti-CoS videos on YouTube and elsewhere
- stealing protest signs
- destroying protest signs
- attempting to intimidate protesters
- preventing small children from getting a delicious sammich at a Subway
- showing up with a motherfucking GUN at a peaceful protest (WTF)
and
- taking eleventy bajillion videos and photos of protesters.
Anon only gets MOAR excited when the Scientologists struggle. (LOL. Insert appropriate meme here.)
Six months on, there has been the usual in-fighting that occurs within any herd of cats, but lulzfags, newfags and moralfags continue to get their jollies every month (and sometimes MOAR often than that), with occasional participation of oldfags, g00ns, *tards and other disreputable characters.
Meanwhile, a bunch of oldfags and non-moralfags are up to SRS BSNS as well.
A very, very small sample of Anonymous WINS and protest-driven successes:
- RADAR and MAXIM magazine articles
- Moles within the CoS
- New ex-Scis, reconnecting with friends and family
- Old ex-Scis speaking out
- Over 9,000 dox and vidz leaked to the Internet
- Exposing the illegal activities and abusive practices of the "Church" of Scientology to previously uninformed members of the general public
- Encouraging the press to print the truth more and more often now that the Scilons are too busy to Fair Game all critics at once
- A ZOMG! positive report from FAUX NEWS (of all people)
- Several Orgs closed at least once and often more than once each month
- Several Orgs and Missions presumed to be CLOSED DUE TO /r/AIDS
- Stress Table recruitment thwarted
- Incriminating video of Scilon misbehavior shot and shared
- MOAR dox dropped with the FBI
- Courts worldwide slapping down frivolous litigation from the cult (that's right, you arseholes, we said CULT)
- Top level Scilons suddenly missing (probably sent to the RPF / Scilon gulag)
- Public opinion notably much cooler towards Scientology
- Exposing more and more Scilon front groups
- Increased cooperation and support from law enforcement worldwide
- Helping Tom Cruise ruin his own career by publicizing every dumbass thing he says or does
- Hundreds of newspaper articles, blogs and references about Anonymous worldwide, the VAST majority of which are positive
and
- Lots of enjoyment at Scilon footbulletry.
Video released after six months of protests:
Photo slideshow of Over 9,000 Anonymous protesters world-wide.
(and pandering to non-Anonymous observers wondering WTF is going on).
Question: Is this the largest and longest IRL global protest EPIC TROLLING of a deserving target, or WHAT?
[edit] ANONYMOUS: FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNETZ.
Respect our authoritah, Scitards.
[edit] The IRL /r/aidings will continue until morale improves Scientology is history
[edit] March 15th: The Ides of March
In reaction to the vast amounts of win on 2/10, Anonymous carried out a second IRL raid against the Church of Scientology, dubbed Operation Party Hard. Operation Chanology has been extended indefinitely until such a time as Anonymous feels that victory has been achieved.
In the meantime, Anonymous is thoroughly enjoying David Miscavige's petulant butthurt and the Keystone Kops antics of OSA (Office of Sleazy Arseholes).
[edit] April 12th: Operation Reconnect
Due to the massive amounts of win achieved at 3/15, Anonymous continued to rape the Co$ by staging Operation Reconnect on 4/12, encouraging ex-Scilons and current Scilons alike to "reconnect" with their families. Reports are still coming in on all the progress made.
[edit] May 10th: Operation BATTLETOAD EARTH
HOLY FUCKING SHITCOCK! There's ANOTHER raid happening on May 10th! This one is called OPERATION BATTLETOAD EARTH, and we need even moar Anons and epic win than the last three raids combined. DO IT FAGGOTS.
Please keep in mind some anons and /b/tards are too fat to leave grandmas basement and actually do something with themselves.
Please keep in mind some non-/b/tards won't get the fucking joke and think WE are a fucking joke if we seriously use that stupid name for the next protest.
Please keep in mind that the other name for the IRL raid, Operation Fair Game: Stop, can be used so that people will take it more seriously than its alternative name.
[edit] June 14th: Operation SEA ARRRGH
[edit] ATLANTA, GA
[edit] DISCUSSION & PROTEST PLANNING
- 06/14/08 Planning: Sub-forum is broken
- 06/14/08 Post-game: [3]
[edit] EPIC VIDEO
SEA ARRRGH Protest in Atlanta
[edit] July 12th: ANONYMOUS V. SCIENTOLOGY GLOBAL PROTESTS
[edit] ATLANTA, GA
[edit] DISCUSSION & PROTEST PLANNING
[edit] August 16th: Operation WTF-ever / CULT FICTION
[edit] ATLANTA, GA
Smaller crowd than usual. Headcount probably 25-30 [Anonymous|Anons] at peak. Brutally hot weather. Some bullbaiting, but mostly positive responses from the general public. Drastic reduction in cop presence (compare to February and March): one cop. [caek|Caek], music, dancing, [enturbulation|shouting] "IT'S A [scientology|CULT]!" and other relevant slogans, some passers-by educated and informed. Verdict: successful protest was successful.
[edit] DISCUSSION & PROTEST PLANNING
[edit] EPIC VIDEO
Atlanta Anons protesting (SRS BZNZ) & enjoying some LULZ
[edit] EXTRA INFO
- A/V CLUB (VIDEOS): Several ATLanons have channels on YouTube and Vimeo. Videos uploaded include information about global protests held in Atlanta, information about NarCONon (and recent NarCONon of Georgia victim, Patrick W. Desmond) and other Scientology front groups as well as the usual Anonly playful hijinx, parodies and LULZ.
[edit] THIS IS PERTINENT TO MY INTERESTS, TELL ME MOAR
Contact / information: ATLAnon.ning.com
[edit] September 4th: Operation HEIL LULZ! The March to Hamburg!!!
Epic FUCKING LULZ on da way!
All Anons Faggots Moralfags Oldfags must show up for t'is LULZ.
[edit] September 13th: Operation School's Closed (tentative theme)!
Hey Georgia-area Anons, brush off those Cheeto crumbs and get off the god damned couch, you slackers. Epic LULZ and Serious Business are being planned. Get your ya-yas out.
[edit] ATLANTA, GA
[edit] DISCUSSION & PROTEST PLANNING
- 09/13/08 Planning: [12]
Please visit Enturbulation.org to get information about local area mini-raids and mini-protests as well as information about global protest meet time and protest place. Atlanta has two Scihives, one on Shallowford Rd. (currently occupied and active) and one on Roswell Rd. (the currently empty Ideal Org). Protests are held at the Shallowford location.
[edit] THIS IS PERTINENT TO MY INTERESTS, TELL ME MOAR
Contact / information: ATLAnon.ning.com
[edit] Timeline of Events
- 1/16/08- PROJECT CHANOLOGY begins.
- 1/17/08- Scientology.org down. A mirror of this epic event is located at http://epicscientologywar.ytmnd.com/
- 1/18/08- Slowpoke raiders show up on the scheduled day. Site still down. Also, Cloverfield can derelict my balls, capEtan.
- 1/19/08- Still pissy, site still down, along with the dianetics hotline (1-800-367-8788) or (01342 318229) if you're a britfag, which have been rickrolled to death.
- 1/20/08- Site is up and down throughout the day. Media begins to take notice.
- 1/21/08 - Second Wave. Official declaration of war and message to scientology on Jewtube released. Moar media take notice redirecting additional traffic to scientology.org. The general Internet populace now see Anonymous as the good guys. 20+ Scientology websites taken down. PROJECT CHANOLOGY reaches the tipping point OTI.
- 1/22/08- Splongcat claims to release secret Co$ OTIX documents to the Internet, but fails as usual.
In retaliation to the constant assualt by anonymous, The Church of Scientology had political prisoner Heath Ledger put to death.
- 1/23/08 Anonymous has delivered, another super secret dox released. (not Splongcat's) Download and re-upload before the Co$ can take it down! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! [13]
TOM CRUISE ORDERS EMERGENCY EVACUATION OF Co$ SERVERS Co$ used the downtime to moves scientology.org server from it's own server farm to a secure data center owned by Prolexic Technologies, which specializes in DDoS-resilient hosting services. Anonymous was encouraged to call Prolexic at +1 (954) 620-6002, fax them at +1 (954) 925-6642, or e-mail them at sales@prolexic.com to congratulate them on winning the Co$ hosting contract. You can also contact their emergency team at 911@prolexic.com .
- 1/24/08
- Scientology.org Site Temporarily Unavailable.
Sorry, the site you requested is currently unavailable. It will be available as soon as possible. Please try again later. Generated Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:36:44 GMT by Prolexic.com (SI1.PHX1/3.0) Then, again, the fastest loading site EVAR
- Scientology.com working
Anon's activities are reported in Sky News and Old Media.
- 1/26/08: ANOP1
The raid on the Church of Scientology of Orlando was a complete success.
YouTube Video #1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKQ75F0XsA
YouTube Video #2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vez5NO-9o-g
IRC Channel: irc.esylum.net #florida
- 1/28/08
Wise Beard Man bestows his bearded wisdom on Anon.
- 2/2/08
The second raid on the Church of Scientology in Orlando was a smashing success, with over 9000 protesters showing up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gMByvzFpU
- 2/10/08
The day of reckoning - IRL raids are made of god and win
- 3/15/08
IRL raids are once again made of god and win but with moar scilons with guns!
- 4/3/08
LAPD drops all charges against Sean Carasov, begins investigating Scifaggery.
- 4/12/08
Operation Reconnect begins with even moar awesome, delicious cake, and thetans.
- 5/10/08
A fourth raid titled "Operation: Battletoad Earth" will begin. (You can't be serious. Naming it "Battletoad Earth" will blow everything we've been trying to work for out the fucking window, idiot.) How about something evil and sinister sounding, like "Project SP?"
- 5/20/08
"Teenager faces prosecution for calling Scientology 'cult'" [14] oh noes! Scientology following through on arrest threats?
- 7/01/08
Phase 3 launches; [15]
[edit] Media Coverage
Plox see (and add to) PROJECT CHANOLOGY: Media Coverage
[edit] Previous Controversies
The Church of Scientology has a litigious history involving government agencies and former Co$ members. In the early 1980s, 11 Scientologists—including Hubbard's wife—were convicted of burglary and wiretapping after they infiltrated private and government agencies in an effort to thwart investigations of the church. In the early 1970s, the Internal Revenue Service documented that Hubbard himself was skimming millions of dollars from the church and stashing it in Swiss bank accounts. By 1985, the IRS was seeking an indictment of Hubbard for tax fraud. The government dropped its case when Hubbard died in 1986.
Recently, German government officials classified Scientology as a cult, describing the Co$ as devoted to money, expansion, and the domination of German society. They also expressed fears that once Scientologists gained toeholds in government institutions, they would use their official position as teachers and bureaucrats to proselytize. Although there are isolated examples of Scientologists proselytizing while working for the government, much of the paranoia related to social issues seems to stem from Germany's Nazi hangover; the fear that a small, well-organized, and secretive organization, if left to its own devices, could undermine the country's democracy. By most accounts, Scientology's emphasis on money and control over its believers is significant and real. Each self-improvement lesson leads to the next, and the price tag for the entire course of lessons for the devoted practitioner, as well as the hundreds of goods and services offered by the Church of Scientology, can wander into the six-figure range. Critics, both in Germany and the United States, have often accused the Church of Scientology of brainwashing its members and depleting their assets.
Spreading actual Co$ doctrine will not only show the batshit for what it is, but it will also piss them off to no end. The Co$ is fiercely protective of all its products and will spare no effort to profit off of every word.
Support with independent, non-Co$ affiliated Scientology-tards, Free zone is another opportunity for great justice. The president of freezone has stated that freezone offers philosophical support to channology and directly opposes much of the practices of the Co$ international.
[edit] Anonymous Videos
Warren Ellis - Approves!
Warren Ellis - Approves Again!Links to the facepunchstudios ripoff LOL!
[edit] Reaction
[edit] Mark Bunker from XenuTv Addresses Anonymous.
[edit] Wbm on the Radio
- Wise Beard Man Announces he will be on the Radio
- PROJECT CHANOLOGY on 98.3 WOW FM
- The Full Radio Show Available on Mark's XenuTV Blog
- Wise Beard Man's radio time on 98.3FM on rapidshare because its website loads slow
[edit] Advice for Anonymous
| —Anonymous |
[edit] The Regime Reaction
A so-called Scientologist regime threatens the chans and mentions CP!
It is made of poorly-done GLaDOS and fail. Not only is our GLaDOS superior, but it is also
a fully functional Disk Operating System, and arguably, still alive.
The Regime hasn't said or done anything in quite a while, and it is believed that they have all been killed to death by the smarter and more attractive hordes of Anonymous.
@ 1:38 CoS threatens Ebaumsworld. Thing get srs.
The sound card generated voice on the video is way high which makes them totally gay amiright? As it happens that voice is from the old Mac OS 9 (Macintosh) and it's called Victoria.
[edit] The Official Scientology Reaction
[edit] Moar Reactions
- The Gay Reaction
- The Voiceless Reaction
- A Christian Reaction
- The Furluminati Reaction
- The Animated Reaction
[edit] Moore's Reaction
ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Which comedies do you like watching? ALAN MOORE: Well, over here, at the moment, we've had some very good ones. There's The Mighty Boosh, which is [Laughs] idiotically wonderful, childish, surreal, fantasy. There's also a show called Snuffbox, and it's one of the darkest, funniest comedies I've seen in ages. And I'm a very big fan of South Park.
EW: Have you seen the Trapped in the Closet episode? MOORE: [Sings] I'm trapped in the closet! Yeah, that was terrific. I thought the way that South Park handled that bit with the Scientologists was wonderful. I was also quite heartened the other day when watching the news to see that there were demonstrations outside the Scientology headquarters over here, and that they suddenly flashed to a clip showing all these demonstrators wearing V for Vendetta [Guy Fawkes] masks. That pleased me. That gave me a warm little glow. [16]
[edit] Conclusion
PC CoSplay is argued to be an epic IRL win, and an utterly amazing failure. The ying and yang effect of PC was finally considered suspended, when some oldfag posted a thread demanding the return of Snacks and numa numa. Nevertheless, (and) nothing of value was lost; for somewhere hidden on ebaumsworld the next phase was being enturbulated. Fortunately, fans and critics alike will always have Magoo, The Geterator, Gas Mask Girl ,Wise Beard Man, and Raidfag Wench to fall back on just in case the future raids miscarry.
[edit] Prank Calls
[edit] Other Prank calls
- Scientology thinks its the psychiatrists?!
- Jenkem???
- Korax Epic Scientology Prankcall
- Korax likes Scientology cut
- Korax NIMPs Scientology
- Korax Scientology peptalk
- Korax calls Scientology International
- Korax gets Scientology at his doorstep
- All 6 pranks calls by Korax compressed together on rapidshit
- Korax Scientology peptalk Pootube Version
- Korax Pizza. Yum.
- Korax Epic Scientology Call Pootube Version
- AnonPrankCalls asks for AL RAN HABBARD
- AnonPrankCalls informs scifuck that he is 10 m tall
- Once again, narconon gets pwned. Battletoads
- Rich guy gets special offer on 10.000 Dianetics books
[edit] Bel Air
| —Will Smith suspected $cientologist |
| —$cientology fanboi Will Smith |
[edit] Related Quotes
| —L. Ron Hubbard |
| —L. Ron Hubbard |
| —International Scientology News Issue 24 © 2003 CSI |
| —Andreas Heldal-Lund |
| —Mark Stephens, media lawyer at London law firm Finers Stephens Innocent |
| —Furries |
| —Anon, Paraphrasing CoS |
| —SciFag Dr. Stephen Kent - Brb, Law Enforcement |
| —L. Ron Hubbard, Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health |
| —Anon |
| —Anon |
[edit] Gallerology
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