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From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Project Chanology is now considered epin ghey by most chans. Posting about it will get you b&, your IP posted. The project still lives on at 888chan, super secret gold base, and 67chan and 37chan

The correct title of this article is Project Chanology. It appears incorrectly here because of cruise control for cool.

“	Anonymous will be handled and stopped	„
—Representative of the Church of Scientology before being owned Feb 10th

Contents 1 In A.D. 2008, war was beginning 2 Newsflash 2.1 Anon Charged Over Jan Ddos Incident 2.2 CENSORED 2.2.1 Re: Censored 3 PROJECT CHANOLOGY Forms 4 PROJECT CHANOLOGY Gets Underway 5 Scientology Strikes Back 6 Conditions Escalate 7 IRL Co$ Protests 7.1 Anonymous Leaders 8 Anonymous Protesters Worldwide 8.1 ANONYMOUS: FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNETZ. 9 The IRL /r/aidings will continue until morale improves Scientology is history 9.1 March 15th: The Ides of March 9.2 April 12th: Operation Reconnect 9.3 May 10th: Operation BATTLETOAD EARTH 9.4 June 14th: Operation SEA ARRRGH 9.5 July 12th: Operation Sci vs. Spy: License to Lulz 9.6 August 16th: Operation Party Harder / Cult Fiction 9.7 September 4th: Operation HEIL LULZ! The March to Hamburg!!! 9.8 September 13th: Operation School's Closed! 9.9 October 16th: Anon's Broadway Debut? 9.9.1 It Begins 9.10 October 18th: The L. Ron Hubbard song 9.11 November 15th 9.12 December 13th 10 January 10th/17th (09) 11 Timeline of Events 12 Media Coverage 13 Previous Controversies 14 Anonymous Videos 15 Reaction 15.1 Mark Bunker from XenuTv Addresses Anonymous. 15.1.1 Wbm on the Radio 15.2 Advice for Anonymous 15.3 Scientific Reaction 15.4 Militaristic Reaction 15.5 The Regime Reaction 15.6 The Official Scientology Reaction 15.7 Moar Reactions 15.8 Moore's Reaction 16 Conclusion 17 Prank Calls 17.1 Other Prank calls 18 Bel Air 19 Related Quotes 20 Gallerology 21 External Links 22 Video Links 23 See Also

Sometime before January 16, 2008, Anonymous realized it had nothing better to do than get their collective panties in a twist because there is a cult masquerading as a church. The resulting actions have snowballed into PROJECT CHANOLOGY, which is a covert LOL overt plan to subjugate Co$ and all its affiliates. So far the most effective subjugation tactic found is replacing the letter 's' with a '$'; the plan goes on to include tactics closely mirroring the Church's own "Fair Game" policies which it uses to justify IRL trolling of anyone who crosses them including its own members. PROJECT CHANOLOGY (aka Operation Chanology and Operation CoSplay) and its phases are currently in various stages of completion and will end only in the utter ruination of Scientology. PC is also notable for being considered serious business; when in fact it is whatever you make it. You can help by realizing PC 's broad subversive and ultimately satirical nature.

In A.D. 2008, war was beginning

Tom Cruise, a devout placentafag, taped an interview for the church that was ultimately posted on YouTube. Rather than thank the well-intentioned newfag who leaked the video, the Church of Scientology got all butthurt and had the video removed. Video here: [2] And here [3]

Newsflash

Anon Charged Over Jan Ddos Incident

Dmitriy Guzner, 18, from Verona, New Jersey, has been charged for launching DDoS attacks that crippled websites belonging to the Church of Scientology in January 2008. His actions were part of a much larger campaign against Scientology launched in January by a group calling themselves Anonymous. Guzner has agreed to plead guilty for a count of transmitting information, code and commands with the intention to harm a computer system and he faces a maximum of ten years in a federal prison plus the payment of $37,500 as restitution for the damage he caused.

http://news.softpedia.com/news/Hacker-Charged-for-Cyber-Attacks-Against-the-Church-of-Scientology-96009.shtml

this anon will also be banned forever from operating a computer of any kind.

CENSORED

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International.

Re: Censored

This comment is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International

PROJECT CHANOLOGY Forms

PROJECT CHANOLOGY began as a simple proposal. It was initially met with skepticism, but after an intense debate PROJECT CHANOLOGY was approved. The following quotes are excerpted from that historic debate.

“	Gentlemen, this is what I have been waiting for. Habbo, Fox, The G4 Newfag Flood crisis. Those were all training scenarios. This is what we have been waiting for. This is a battle for justice. Every time /b/ has gone to war, it has been for our own causes. Now, gentlemen, we are going to fight for something that is right. I say damn those of us who advise against this fight. I say damn those of us who say this is foolish. /b/ROTHERS, THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO RISE AS NOT ONLY HEROES OF THE INTERNETS, BUT AS ITS GUARDIANS. /b/ROTHERS. LET THE DEMONS OF THE INTARWEBS BECOME THE ANGELS THAT SHALL VANQUISH THE EVIL THAT DARE TURN ITS FACE TO US. /b/ROTHERS.... MAN THE HARPOONS!	„
—An Anon who must be one big fanfiction fag

“	This is gay. I just want to fix my code and shoop things onto Dakota Fanning's face. Idiots....	„
—Anon

“	SHUT THE FUCK UP NAYSAYERS. NOW WE KNOW WHO HIDES BEHIND THE NAME "ANONYMOUS" AND WHO WEARS IT LIKE A BADGE. NOW WE KNOW WHO IS WILLING TO DO SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE. NOW WE KNOW WHO IS WILLING TO REACH OUT AND GRAB REDEMPTION AND IMMORTALITY WITH TWO HANDS.	„
—Anon

The Formal Declaration of War

“	RESOLUTION Declaring that a state of war exists between the "Church" of Scientology and the Internet and making provisions to prosecute the same. Whereas the "Church" of Scientology has committed unprovoked acts of war against the Internet and Society as a whole; and Whereas, such acts continue to pose an unusual and extraordinary threat to the security and freedom of the Internet and its users; and Whereas, such acts render it both necessary and appropriate that Anonymous exercise its rights to self-defense and to seek out lulz: Therefore be it Resolved by Anonymous in /i/ and /b/ assembled, That the state of war between the Anonymous and the "Church" of Scientology which has thus been thrust upon the Internet is hereby formally declared; and That Anonymous is hereby authorized and directed to employ the entire force of Anonymous and the resources of the Internet to prosecute war against the "Church" of Scientology; and To bring the conflict to a successful termination, all of the resources of Anonymous are hereby pledged.	„
—/i/NSURGENCY

“	THIS IS MORE EPIC THAT ANYTHING I HAVE SEEN BEFORE....IF LEFT UNCHECKED THIS COULD UNDO THE VERY INTERNETS ITSELF, MANY ANONS MAY FALL BUT THEY WILL BE REMEMBERED	„
— ANON

“	Hello Anonymous I know you are all busy on other things but hear what I have to say. You may all think that Chanology is a moralfag sausage fest but it's not. If you guys start getting involved we can turn the tides and get more lulz than we can imagine. If we succeed with Chanology we will have so much power. But if we allow Chanology to be won by the moralfags and newfags Anonymous will be fucked because the power will move to them and we will be seen as the good guys. They will take over Anonymous. Chanology is the first raid to ever ask other people to join and that is why it is becoming so messed up. Just leaving and calling it gay won't solve it. It's still going on and new people are joining. If we all, the old Anonymous, join in Chanology we can show them what we are really about. Join Chanology, we are in this together and we can win.	„
— Some faggot who was quickly banned for this post on 420chan.

PROJECT CHANOLOGY Gets Underway

After the troops were rounded up all the newfags prepared to show off but they just looked like even bigger newfags for trying to turn the internet into serious business. Starting on the 16th of January, Scientology's primary web site, Scientology.org, began to experience heavy DDoS and Gigaloader attacks. Many Scientology call centers were treated to the music of Rick Astley and a great number of pizzas and taxis were mistakenly ordered for Scientology buildings around the world.

“	I've been fax DDoSing with black pieces of paper taped together creating an infinite loop but they've recently blocked them from coming through.	„
—anon

“	Scientology's forces have been flanked, we have won the battle, but the war- has just begun....	„
—Anon

Scientology Strikes Back

Eventually, the Scifags decided they had enough buttrape and in retaliation did what they always do: sick their evil lawyers on anyone and everyone who might be to blame.

However, after further investigation into the matter it soon became clear as to who was really responsible for all of this.

Conditions Escalate

After the Scientologists websites initially went down the enemy responded with their own bandwidth attacks on the insurgency wiki, ED, and other sites hosting the plans for the raid. However, the church didn't know that anonymous is relentless and the raid continued unfazed. When Scientology.com was finally restored to working order the amount of web traffic not only returned but increased to 18 times greater than normal, a third of which was redirects from BBC News. The renewed PROJECT CHANOLOGY attacks in addition to the traffic due to media attention overloaded the servers and Scientology.com went down again. Unsatisfied, Anonymous acquired new targets and began taking down other Scientology websites around the world one by one. On January 21st, 10 major Scientology websites were either brought down or slowed to a crawl.

IRL Co$ Protests

Please see: SoC CLOSED DUE TO rAIDS!

Anonymous Leaders

If you have any questions or concerns about the protests, or if you would like to participate in future raids, you can reach the CEO of Anonymous Inc. at:

Hal Turner

1906 Paterson Plank Road

North Bergen, NJ 07047-1900

USA

Or you can call during our normal business hours, 11pm-6am at +1-201-484-0060 EST.

PROTIP: Anonymous likes pizza. Feel free to show your support and send our Glorious Leaders lots of delicious, tasty pizzas. OM NOM NOM NOM.

If you are calling out of normal business hours, please try our CTO and Computer Science III trainer:

Alex Wuori

57 Barcelona Ct

Fairfield, CA 94533-286

USA

Anonymous Protesters Worldwide

On February 10th, 2008, Anonymous showed that they can troll effectively IRL as well as online. Over 9,000 protesters crept out of their basements, bunkers, cold-water studio flats and caves and gathered at approximately 200 Scihives (Orgs and Missions) to enturbulate the ever-lovin' fuck out of some cultists. The cake was not a lie. LULZ ensued. WIN!

Scientology responded with the expected lies, attempts to censor critics, BAAAWW! and butthurt. FAIL!

Various FAIL responses from Scilons included (but were not limited to):

• the usual Fair Game tactics of hiring private investigators to stalk protesters
• bullbaiting
• namefagging
• facefagging
• assaulting protesters (grabbing masks, bumping into or impeding protesters from using public walkways)
• filing frivolous lawsuits
• hiding behind enormous walls of shipping containers
• illegally closing down sidewalks and public roadways (and harassing elderly and disabled non-Anonymous neighbors)
• attempting to ban Anonymous from retail establishments and restaurants by pressuring the owners of same to put up anti-Anonymous signage
• inflicting property damage (vehicles with slashed tires, dents, etc.)
• killing pets (R.I.P. Mudkips--good night, sweet prince, etc.)
• getting Anons fired
• trying to use local law enforcement officers as their personal army (which resulted in at least three arrests worldwide; charges later dropped)
• sending out DVDs full of faked footage and hyperbolic and self-serving lies to uninvolved people who may or may not have underage B& kids protesting & delivering those DVDs by impersonating process servers and police officers
• filing frivolous copyright claims to get pro-Anonymous videos yanked
• throwing eggs and water at protesters
• interfering with a major Anonymous protest planning webforum's ability to use Google AdSense to raise revenue
• denying the truth about OTIII / Xenu
• sending out flocks of OSA tards to spam every blog or news site that mentions Scientology in a less than glowing light (these people are VERY busy at the moment)
• sending out flocks of OSA tards and NarCONon apologists to spam anti-CoS videos on YouTube and elsewhere
• stealing protest signs
• destroying protest signs
• attempting to intimidate protesters
• preventing small children from getting a delicious sammich at a Subway
• showing up with a motherfucking GUN at a peaceful protest (WTF)

and

• taking eleventy bazillion videos and photos of protesters.

Anon only gets MOAR excited when the Scientologists struggle. (LOL. Insert appropriate meme here.)(fix'd)

Six months on, there has been the usual in-fighting that occurs within any herd of cats, but lulzfags, newfags and moralfags continue to get their jollies every month (and sometimes MOAR often than that), with occasional participation of oldfags, g00ns, *tards and other disreputable characters.

Meanwhile, a bunch of oldfags and non-moralfags are up to SRS BSNS as well.

A very, very small sample of Anonymous WINS and protest-driven successes:

• RADAR and MAXIM magazine articles
• Moles within the CoS
• New ex-Scis, reconnecting with friends and family
• Old ex-Scis speaking out
• Over 9,000 dox and vidz leaked to the Internet
• Exposing the illegal activities and abusive practices of the "Church" of Scientology to previously uninformed members of the general public
• Encouraging the press to print the truth more and more often now that the Scilons are too busy to Fair Game all critics at once
• A ZOMG! positive report from FAUX NEWS (of all people)
• Several Orgs closed at least once and often more than once each month
• Several Orgs and Missions presumed to be CLOSED DUE TO /r/AIDS
• Stress Table recruitment thwarted
• Incriminating video of Scilon misbehavior shot and shared
• MOAR dox dropped with the FBI
• Courts worldwide slapping down frivolous litigation from the cult (that's right, you assholes, we said CULT)
• Top level Scilons suddenly missing (probably sent to the RPF / Scilon gulag)
• Public opinion notably much cooler towards Scientology
• Being complimented by Rick Astley and Alan Moore
• Exposing more and more Scilon front groups
• Increased cooperation and support from law enforcement worldwide
• Helping Tom Cruise ruin his own career by publicizing every dumbass thing he says or does
• Hundreds of newspaper articles, blogs and references about Anonymous worldwide, the VAST majority of which are positive

and

• Lots of enjoyment at Scilon footbulletry.

Video released after six months of protests:

Photo slideshow of Over 9,000 Anonymous protesters world-wide.

Now with 110% MOAR dramatic music
(and pandering to non-Anonymous observers wondering WTF is going on).

Question: Is this the largest and longest IRL global protest EPIC TROLLING of a deserving target, or WHAT?

ANONYMOUS: FINAL BOSS OF THE INTERNETZ.

Respect our authoritah, Scitards.

The IRL /r/aidings will continue until morale improves Scientology is history

March 15th: The Ides of March

In reaction to the vast amounts of win on 2/10, Anonymous carried out a second IRL raid against the Church of Scientology, dubbed Operation Party Hard. Operation Chanology has been extended indefinitely until such a time as Anonymous feels that victory has been achieved.

In the meantime, Anonymous is thoroughly enjoying David Miscavige's petulant butthurt and the Keystone Kops antics of OSA (Office of Sleazy Arseholes).

April 12th: Operation Reconnect

Due to the massive amounts of win achieved at 3/15, Anonymous continued to rape the Co$ by staging Operation Reconnect on 4/12, encouraging ex-Scilons and current Scilons alike to "reconnect" with their families. Reports are still coming in on all the progress made.

May 10th: Operation BATTLETOAD EARTH

Scientology pre-release of Battletoad Earth for Wii 10 May 2008

HOLY FUCKING SHITCOCK! There's ANOTHER raid happening on May 10th! This one is called OPERATION BATTLETOAD EARTH, and we need even moar Anons and epic win than the last three raids combined. DO IT FAGGOTS.

Please keep in mind some anons and /b/tards are too fat to leave grandmas basement and actually do something with themselves.

Please keep in mind some non-/b/tards won't get the fucking joke and think WE are a fucking joke if we seriously use that stupid name for the next protest.

Please keep in mind that the other name for the IRL raid, Operation Fair Game: Stop, can be used so that people will take it more seriously than its alternative name.

June 14th: Operation SEA ARRRGH

If you are wondering if there are any other reasons in participating other than the lulz of "Dismantling the Church of Scientology in its present form", generally pissing off arrogant and violent midgets and other placentafags whilst generally fagging it up iRL in a Guy Fawkes mask with an eyepatch and a parrot.

Don't worry, there are plenty. You are probably a moralfag but this will interest you.

July 12th: Operation Sci vs. Spy: License to Lulz

Highlighting Scientology's super sekrit intel agency, the Office of Special Affairs.

August 16th: Operation Party Harder / Cult Fiction

September 4th: Operation HEIL LULZ! The March to Hamburg!!!

• Notice:The March to Hamburg September 4, 2008!!!

Epic FUCKING LULZ on da way!

All Anons Faggots Moralfags Oldfags must show up for t'is LULZ.

September 13th: Operation School's Closed!

Time for all femanons to dress up as loli and expose Sci-filtration of educational systems.

October 16^th: Anon's Broadway Debut?

Katie, having been trained in the art of soap-operatic facial contortions and fake sentimentality on the success that was Dawson's Creek, has had a hard time getting jobs in Hollywood even before she became certain placentafag's beard.
Now she couldn't get arrested there even if she went on a drunken tirade about Jews causing all the wars.
What's an actress to do (besides hooking up an E-meter to her nipples)?
Luckily for her, hollywoodfags with unwarranted sense of self-importance have always pined to be taken seriously -- from Jim Carrey and Robin Williams trying to act in dramas, to DiCaprio and Clooney preaching about environment and peace, to post-menopausal has-beens like Gillian Anderson and Julia Roberts sucking at theater to, of course, boy wizard showing his harbl.
"Brilliant," Katie thought, "me too!"
The couch-hopper used what Hollywood cachet he has left to pull some strings and voilà, Katie's in All My Sons.

The "spokesperson" for the "Anonymous Campaign Group" had this to say to MSNBC about Katie's upcoming B-Way debut:

The protest may already be working; ticket sales for the play have been underwhelming, prompting predictions of a short run.

DID YOU KNOW...
..that TomTom is guaranteed to support his child bride by attending the premiere?
This will mark the first time that he will meet Anon's Wrath face-to-face.
...NOW YOU KNOW.

It Begins

The preview kicked off on 9/19 to shouts of "Free Katie - Keep Tom!!1" by 30-odd anon-fags and faggettes.

October 18th: The L. Ron Hubbard song

Day of the Dead protest held in London, with JewTube user Olly the Octopus as entertainment!

Note the boos when cheering for L Ron, epic win!

November 15th

?????

December 13th

PROFIT!

January 10th/17th (09)

/b/ + Boxxy = Civil War.

Timeline of Events

• 1/16/08- PROJECT CHANOLOGY begins.

• 1/17/08- Scientology.org down. A mirror of this epic event is located at http://epicscientologywar.ytmnd.com/

• 1/18/08- Slowpoke raiders show up on the scheduled day. Site still down. Also, Cloverfield can derelict my balls, capEtan.

• 1/19/08- Still pissy, site still down, along with the dianetics hotline (1-800-367-8788) or (01342 318229) if you're a britfag, which have been rickrolled to death.

• 1/20/08- Site is up and down throughout the day. Media begins to take notice.

• 1/21/08 - Second Wave. Official declaration of war and message to Scientology on Jewtube released. Moar media take notice redirecting additional traffic to scientology.org. The general Internet populace now see Anonymous as the good guys. 20+ Scientology websites taken down. PROJECT CHANOLOGY reaches the tipping point OTI.

• 1/22/08- Splongcat claims to release secret Co$ OTIX documents to the Internet, but fails as usual.

In retaliation to the constant assault by anonymous, The Church of Scientology had political prisoner Heath Ledger put to death.

• 1/23/08 Anonymous has delivered, another super secret dox released. (not Splongcat's) Download and re-upload before the Co$ can take it down! FOR GREAT JUSTICE! [4]

TOM CRUISE ORDERS EMERGENCY EVACUATION OF Co$ SERVERS Co$ used the downtime to moves scientology.org server from it's own server farm to a secure data center owned by Prolexic Technologies, which specializes in DDoS-resilient hosting services. Anonymous was encouraged to call Prolexic at +1 (954) 620-6002, fax them at +1 (954) 925-6642, or e-mail them at sales@prolexic.com to congratulate them on winning the Co$ hosting contract. You can also contact their emergency team at 911@prolexic.com .

• 1/24/08

• Scientology.org Site Temporarily Unavailable.

Sorry, the site you requested is currently unavailable. It will be available as soon as possible. Please try again later. Generated Fri, 25 Jan 2008 04:36:44 GMT by Prolexic.com (SI1.PHX1/3.0) Then, again, the fastest loading site EVAR

• Scientology.com working

Anon's activities are reported in Sky News and Old Media.

• 1/26/08: ANOP1

The raid on the Church of Scientology of Orlando was a complete success.
YouTube Video #1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKQ75F0XsA
YouTube Video #2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vez5NO-9o-g
IRC Channel: irc.esylum.net #florida

• 1/28/08

Wise Beard Man bestows his bearded wisdom on Anon.

• 2/2/08

The second raid on the Church of Scientology in Orlando was a smashing success, with over 9000 protesters showing up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55gMByvzFpU

• 2/10/08

The day of reckoning - IRL raids are made of god and win

• 3/15/08

IRL raids are once again made of god and win but with moar scilons with guns!

• 4/3/08

LAPD drops all charges against Rorschach, begins investigating Scifaggery.

• 4/12/08

Operation Reconnect begins with even moar awesome, delicious cake, and thetans.

• 5/10/08

A fourth raid titled "Operation: Battletoad Earth" will begin. (You can't be serious. Naming it "Battletoad Earth" will blow everything we've been trying to work for out the fucking window, idiot.) How about something evil and sinister sounding, like "Project SP?"

• 5/20/08

"Teenager faces prosecution for calling Scientology 'cult'" [5] oh noes! Scientology following through on arrest threats?

• 7/01/08

Phase 3 launches; [6]

• Last Thursday

No one cares anymore. HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS

• 8/16/08

Zombie outbreak begins in SF, and rapidly spreads across the globe. Many protesters joined the ranks of the undead.

• 10/18/08

Day of the Dead protest in England. Brilliantly excecuted, resulting in epic wins. The video can be watched here-> [7]

Media Coverage

Plox see (and add to) PROJECT CHANOLOGY: Media Coverage

Previous Controversies

The Church of Scientology has a litigious history involving government agencies and former Co$ members. In the early 1980s, 11 Scientologists—including Hubbard's wife—were convicted of burglary and wiretapping after they infiltrated private and government agencies in an effort to thwart investigations of the church. In the early 1970s, the Internal Revenue Service documented that Hubbard himself was skimming millions of dollars from the church and stashing it in Swiss bank accounts. By 1985, the IRS was seeking an indictment of Hubbard for tax fraud. The government dropped its case when Hubbard died in 1986.

Recently, German government officials classified Scientology as a cult, describing the Co$ as devoted to money, expansion, and the domination of German society. They also expressed fears that once Scientologists gained toeholds in government institutions, they would use their official position as teachers and bureaucrats to proselytize. Although there are isolated examples of Scientologists proselytizing while working for the government, much of the paranoia related to social issues seems to stem from Germany's Nazi hangover; the fear that a small, well-organized, and secretive organization, if left to its own devices, could undermine the country's democracy. By most accounts, Scientology's emphasis on money and control over its believers is significant and real. Each self-improvement lesson leads to the next, and the price tag for the entire course of lessons for the devoted practitioner, as well as the hundreds of goods and services offered by the Church of Scientology, can wander into the six-figure range. Critics, both in Germany and the United States, have often accused the Church of Scientology of brainwashing its members and depleting their assets.

Spreading actual Co$ doctrine will not only show the batshit for what it is, but it will also piss them off to no end. The Co$ is fiercely protective of all its products and will spare no effort to profit off of every word.

Support with independent, non-Co$ affiliated Scientology-tards, Free zone is another opportunity for great justice. The president of freezone has stated that freezone offers philosophical support to channology and directly opposes much of the practices of the Co$ international.

Anonymous Videos

An Anonymous Message to Scientology
Warren Ellis - Approves!

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Anonymous : Dear News Organization.
Original Response to the Media Linked in News Articles was Removed by Youtube for ToS Violations!!'
Warren Ellis - Approves Again!
Links to the facepunchstudios ripoff LOL!

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Reclamation : Phase Three

Reaction

Mark Bunker from XenuTv Addresses Anonymous.

Wise Beard Questions the Spear of Destiny

Wbm on the Radio

• Wise Beard Man Announces he will be on the Radio
• PROJECT CHANOLOGY on 98.3 WOW FM
• The Full Radio Show Available on Mark's XenuTV Blog
• Wise Beard Man's radio time on 98.3FM on rapidshare because its website loads slow

Advice for Anonymous

Dude Says Stuff. You Should Listen

Very Important Message from the video

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Scientific Reaction

Militaristic Reaction

The Regime Reaction

A so-called Scientologist regime threatens the chans and mentions CP! It is made of poorly-done GLaDOS and fail. Not only is our GLaDOS superior, but it is also a fully functional Disk Operating System, and arguably, still alive.

The Regime hasn't said or done anything in quite a while, and it is believed that they have all been killed to death by the smarter and more attractive hordes of Anonymous.

@ 1:38 CoS threatens Ebaumsworld. Thing get srs.

The sound card generated voice on the video is way high which makes them totally gay amiright? As it happens that voice is from the old Mac OS 9 (Macintosh) and it's called Victoria.

The Official Scientology Reaction

A butthurt, horse-cock-loving nigger faggot from the cult had this to say:

Moar Reactions

• The Gay Reaction
• The Voiceless Reaction
• A Christian Reaction
• The Furluminati Reaction
• The Animated Reaction

Moore's Reaction

ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY: Which comedies do you like watching? ALAN MOORE: Well, over here, at the moment, we've had some very good ones. There's The Mighty Boosh, which is [Laughs] idiotically wonderful, childish, surreal, fantasy. There's also a show called Snuffbox, and it's one of the darkest, funniest comedies I've seen in ages. And I'm a very big fan of South Park.

EW: Have you seen the Trapped in the Closet episode? MOORE: [Sings] I'm trapped in the closet! Yeah, that was terrific. I thought the way that South Park handled that bit with the Scientologists was wonderful. I was also quite heartened the other day when watching the news to see that there were demonstrations outside the Scientology headquarters over here, and that they suddenly flashed to a clip showing all these demonstrators wearing V for Vendetta [Guy Fawkes] masks. That pleased me. That gave me a warm little glow. [8]

Conclusion

PC CoSplay is argued to be an epic IRL win, and an utterly amazing failure. The ying and yang effect of PC was finally considered suspended, when some oldfag posted a thread demanding the return of Snacks and numa numa. Nevertheless, (and) nothing of value was lost; for somewhere hidden on ebaumsworld the next phase was being enturbulated. Fortunately, fans and critics alike will always have Magoo, The Geterator, Gas Mask Girl ,Wise Beard Man, and Raidfag Wench to fall back on just in case the future raids miscarry.

Prank Calls

Scientology gets Rick Roll'd and Bel Air'd

Other Prank calls

• Scientology thinks its the psychiatrists?!
• Jenkem???
• Korax Epic Scientology Prankcall
• Korax likes Scientology cut
• Korax NIMPs Scientology
• Korax Scientology peptalk
• Korax calls Scientology International
• Korax gets Scientology at his doorstep
• All 6 pranks calls by Korax compressed together on rapidshit
• Korax Scientology peptalk Pootube Version
• Korax Pizza. Yum.
• Korax Epic Scientology Call Pootube Version
• AnonPrankCalls asks for AL RAN HABBARD
• AnonPrankCalls informs scifuck that he is 10 m tall
• Once again, narconon gets pwned. Battletoads
• Rich guy gets special offer on 10.000 Dianetics books

Bel Air

“	Now this is the religion all about how, Hubbard's wallet got flipped turned upside down. So hook up an E-meter and sit right there I'll tell you how you became a human Preclear. On the planet Coltice born and raised Mining Vespene gas is how I spent most of my days, Being overpopulated and relaxin' all cool and all playing some Thetan ball outside Scientology school. When a couple of Psychiatrists who were up to no good, started freezing brothers in my neighborhood, I got in one little volcano and my Overlord got scared and said "your moving with the homospaiens on Teegeeak, that planet with air" So I Whistled for a DC8 and when it came near, It had no propellers just rockets in the rear If anything I could say the in-flight brainwashing movie was rare but I thought "nah forget it, Then they put me in a box using some Ghostbusters gear" I pulled up to the planet about 7 or 8 million years ago And yelled to Xenu "Yo ho, Imprison you later" I looked at my Thetans, we were finally there To haunt us some primates with little body hair.	„
—Will Smith suspected $cientologist

“	Now this is a story all about how my Life got flipped turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute of my own free will I'll tell you how I become a refugee in Beverly Hills In West Santa Monica I lay my head On the Hollywood set is where I make my bread Auditin', clearin', like a true celebrity And shootin' up the ranks in Scientology When a bunch of dirty Jews they were so pathetic Started sayin' bad things about my Dianetics Got me all enturbulated and Jada felt ill She said, "You're movin' with Tom and Katie in Beverly Hills." I said OK and then the earth just shook And down from the shelf fell a history book I wanted to piss the Jews off if I could So I yelled "Hey Jews! Hitler was good!" I jumped in the limo hit the road at last Shouted out the window "Crank up the poison gas!" 90210 I could finally chill Dianetics refugee in Beverly Hills	„
—$cientology fanboi Will Smith

Related Quotes

“	If someone wants to earn a million dollars, the best way is to invent a new religion.	„
—L. Ron Hubbard

“	If you really want to enslave people, tell them that you're going to give them total freedom.	„
—L. Ron Hubbard

“	There's only one thing wrong with this universe — suppressives who specialize in caving people in. They walk among us undetected, hiding behind masks of social veneer. And they use those masks while they spread confusion and enturbulation.	„
—International Scientology News Issue 24 © 2003 CSI

“	I will not always be here on guard. The stars twinkle in the Milky Way And the wind sighs for songs Across the empty fields of a planet A Galaxy away. You won’t always be here. But before you go, Whisper this to your sons And their sons — “The work was free. Keep it so.”	„
— L. RON HUBBARD, preface of The TechnicAl Bulletins of Dianetics and Scientology

“	Freedom of speech means we need to allow all to speak - including those we strongly disagree with. I am of the opinion that the Church of Scientology is a criminal organisation and a cult which is designed by its delusional founder to abuse people. I am still committed to fight for their right to speak their opinion.	„
—Andreas Heldal-Lund

“	It really is futile to try and remove the Tom Cruise copyright infringement from the internet. The Scientologists, by taking action to enforce their copyrights, have made it a news story. The mistake was not to foresee that a news story has special protection in copyright law in reporting news and current events.	„
—Mark Stephens, media lawyer at London law firm Finers Stephens Innocent

“	The Anonymous of the Chans, and indeed, of the entire Internet are right. It is time for everyone to collaborate and take this obvious cult down. Hatred and feuds aside, we, the furries of the Internet, shall dedicate ourselves to helping our Anonymous /b/rothers in destroying this menace. It will be a long battle, but we will persevere, and we will win. Whenever you need us, we will be charging our lazers. Let us show them the motherfucking furry fury of the Internet.	„
—Furries

“	Scientology has been officially declared Fair Game. Any Scientologist may be deprived of property or injured by any means by any Anonymous without any discipline of the Anonymous. They may be tricked, sued, lied to or destroyed.	„
—Anon, Paraphrasing CoS

“	We now have three parties involved. Anonymous, Scientology and law enforcement.	„
—SciFag Dr. Stephen Kent - Brb, Law Enforcement

“	These are the times, now, people. Okay? These are the times we will all remember. Were you there? What did you do?	„
—Tom Cruise

“	At least Tom Cruise should recognise it. Taking down Project Chanology and every other form of Scientology-critisism is the real Mission Impossible.	„
—Anon

“	Dianetics is not in any way covered by legislation anywhere, for no law can prevent one man sitting down and telling another man his troubles, and if anyone wants a monopoly on dianetics, be assured that he wants it for reasons which have to do not with dianetics but with profit.	„
—L. Ron Hubbard, Dianetics: The Modern Science of Mental Health

“	Chanology is legit and could prove to the world that anon is actually powerful, rather that a mere annoyance from the deep holes of the internets.	„
—Anon

“	Our Redemption Lies In Their Demise.	„
—Anon

“	The First amendment says that you can say anything you wish, as long as it does not harm others or causes others to harm people. Scientology is saying thing to harm others. Anonymous is not. Who's the bad guy again?	„
—Anon

Gallerology

Screencaps

We are Legion Scientology.org, crashed again by anon on 21:st Slashdot knows who is really behind this.

lolicon and cake ARE EXCELLENT RESPONSES TO ANONYMOUS Use this for flooding again The pressure is on listen to this man, he is a doctor. Drama? In my 7chan? Facts...Riiiight. I am in your newsgroup, enturbulating your Clams... A Scilon responds... Recently viewed on Amazon

Dox and News Clips

lolsuit lolsuit Knock It The Fuck Off letter from CoS's Britfag lawyers $5000 Bounty Hosting Scientology videos is srs bsns Tom Cruise addresses the media after the raid.

XEMU in the LA Times, 1985 IS IT CAN BE PSYCHIATRIC CARE TIEM NOW PLEES ? This is relevant to my interests XEMU in the LA Times, 1985 Funny LA Times article, 1963 Funny NY Times article, 1963 Delicious publicity!

Flyers and Posters

Much Respect! Anonymous in the attack 77 times!

Know the Difference! Nice mysteriously ominous looking poster to scare scifags with, post this shit everywhere lol xenu Print it out poster-sized and spread it around town deconversion poster public education poster Flyer for college a college campus Flyer for anywhere

Moar Images

You might well ask. PIMPIN' MAH DC-8S SINCE 23,064,000,000 B.C.

Anonymous: We are your Bikini Models. Good For Putting up/handing out just about any where. HelloKitty: Expect Her. retards get duped into being PERSONAL ARMY Anonymous: Expect Us. We Support Anonymous. Xenu initiating a new OT III The true EFG mask Map of scientology on the internets Mr.Miscarrage, iz phix'd u're iPod firmwearz, kthxbye The Offishul Project Chanology blazer crest Scifag fairgame policy. The raids quickly seemed to be having an impact HAI LRON, I HAZ FIXD UR TITL Perfectly Sane. Really. lol how do i enturbulated? Do you exist, Old Bean? It's true you know. Scare scifags with this download. A great spray for Counter Strike. Scissors am wins March on, Anon. It You! Kill it with fire! Portal Cake! download and print for Xenu! Oh Fuck It's Xenu This guy is epic win. Delicious Anon-Cake! Listen to the scruffy French pagan, kids! Anonymous in discussion with Enturbulationfags. An Illustrated History of Scientology: Second Edition -- L. Rick Vodicka Protestfag fails to understand the meaning of "anonymous"

External Links

• Project Chanology @ Insurgency Wiki
• ChanologyNews - updates on Chanology as they happen
• Scientology attacking individuals from raids
• Rejectscientology Blog - Up to date news and info
• Raines Revolution - Chanology forum
• Raid Coordination Map
• Secret Scientology Routines
• Process to become an OT VII
• A day in the life of an OT VII
• Introduction to Scientology (plus a look at Anonymous)
• PROJECT CHANOLOGY Facebook Group
• Another site for helping people get more info
• Interview with an Ex-Scientologist - and how he watched it become a nazi cult
• The Unfunny Truth: Bitches don't know bout my murders.
• Hardcore Scientology Remix from credits of "The Bridge". Contains classified information that will make Scientologists heads explode if they hear it. Play it over the phone or at raids!
• Brainwashing Cult
• Penthouse interview with L. Ron Hubbard Jr, 1983
• Occult origins
• The raid makes the Old Media!
• Gawker Face Heat from CoS
• YTMND second Scientology war
• YTMND Chanology
• Many more non-removed Tom Cruise and Scientology award show rants, on Gawker
• Operation Clambake, best source for Scientology information
• Another source for Info
• http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/JeremyPerkins/[9]
• Xenu's xanga site completed with info from compromised scientology resources. MOAR coming soon, lulz willing.

• [This website is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International]

• David Touretzky archive
• the Orientation movie that someone cammed and uploaded in 2006, lulzy celebrity testimony
• Epic flood script, improved version - Mirror here Mirror 2
• Xenugaze v1.0 - War Toolbox Mirror
• Chanology described in an Animutation
• Scientology awakens the wrath of Anonymous (Swiss Newspaper)
• SciFag baby for sale (WARNING THETALINKS IS A HONEYPOT SERVER SCIFAGS WILL TRACE YOUR IP IF YOU GO HERE)
• another link to pass around
• February 10th results and March 15th info / *Pics or didn't happen
• High res protest images
• [10] Battling Scientology: Anonymous's Gregg Housh

Video Links

Tom Cruise Signs Anon's Mask [11]
The Infamous Video that Started it All If you're scientologist, you see life that you see things... the way they are... in all it's glory
Another Leaked Indoctrination Video Why ask Permission? We are the authorities
Tom Cruise Speaking @ $cientology Awards Ceremony Tom Cruise // Goebbels // Scary CoS Award Show and More .... !!!
MEGA LOL TOM GETS BEL-AIRED The Tom Cruise Scientology Video: The Will Smith Remix!
Be prepared... Co$ scare tactics... remember, they are doing the best they can within their current limitations
Anonymous : Call to Action Anonymous names February 10 as its day of action against Scientology
Scientology's Threat OMG Scary Shit!
A Japanese Anonymous Message to Scientology Needs to be spread to the Japanese anon
Japanese Anonymous Second Address to Scientology Needs to be spread to the Japanese anon
GLaDOS's guide to February the 10th This video currently being attacked and cited by Scientologists for TOS violations
A Message to Katie Holmes-our Greatest Ally? A message from one of our very few legion female Anons to Katie Holmes.
Message to Scientology - The Remix [A short, remix video of the now infamous message to $cientology
Nashfags declare war on the Celebrity Centre in Nashville. Scientology Matters Even in Places that Don't
The Knight of Justice BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW
Beware The Ides of March A soothsayer bids you beware the ides of March.
The Ides of March Anonymous vs. Scientology, Why We fight. (Not for Lulz)
Hornchan Rallies the Troops Gogogo
SP Still Alive Chanology based SP theme
Message to Anonymous from the Church of the SubGenius Old hippie /b/tards invite young loli /b/tards to epic wank fest
Anonymous is Still Alive Another Chanology theme
Critical Issues: The Case Against Scientology" plz to be viewing naow

A certain Class V OT V Jason Beghe bashes Scientology He's fucking pissed

Ninjas are also preparing Related?

See Also

• A Scientologist's Guide to 4chan - a must read for lurking scifag spys
• Scientology
• Anonymous
• Message from scientology
• Anonymous Directory
• Chanology news reports

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