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Pacifism

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Pacifism is the idea that instead of fighting back, it's better to just get your ass fucked. The philosophy is most popular among leftards, hippies, porn stars, douchebaggery and Eurofags.

Prominent followers

Quotes used to troll Pacifists

  • "We make war that we may live in peace." - Aristotle
  • "In peace, as a wise man, he should make suitable preparation for war." - Horace
  • "There is nothing so likely to produce peace as to be well prepared to meet the enemy." -George Washington
  • "Yes, we love peace, but we are not willing to take wounds for it, as we are for war." -John Andrew Holmes
  • "Any soldier worth his salt should be anti-war. And still, there are things worth fighting for." -Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf

drives them crazy!

Gallery

Pacifists correctly point out that making love will fix all the world's problems.

Osama's little known side hobby in the 80's included meetings with ANSWER.



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