Pakis
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Pakis, (short for Pakistanis) are people who used to live in poverty but have recently moved to Londonistan but not Americunt, because of imminent rape. Being Muslim, they like to insult white/black people, and eat curry.
Typical Paki Crimes:
- Goat theft (they don't have cars)
- Bombing innocents
- Selling expired food in corner shops.
- Marrying their cousins.
- Training their goats to give them buttsecks
- Producing hand-made game discs for EA
[edit] Paki Mentality
Pakis believe dressing their hairy women up like ninjas dalek/postbox mutants will please a big Paki living in a cloud. He is usually called Allah or Aneeda Bath.
Because of their camel ancestry they always have the hump. This includes being pissed off at:
- Having to live in a country where not every person immediatly kisses their ass and speaking their language
- Having to pray Over 9000 times to Allah
- Whites living in England
- So much curry, so little time
They are also of Sandnigger ancestry, and all of them are scimitar-wielding loudmouths. There are currently Over 9000 Pakis in the world due to their ability to reproduce asexually. One paki splits into two pakis, 8 times every 10 minutes. This explains why they are so many of the Muslims, and why they all look the same.
[edit] Internationally Known
Pakis have congregated in East London, (better known as Londonistan), as is evident by the stench of curry that infests Hackney. You can spot a Paki by looking for brown skinned Chavs. The only thing that separates the Paki from the Chav is that the Paki is usually well educated and appears to be a well-behaved when amongst their elders (bka. aunties and uncles).
In Norway, they are known as "Pakkiser".
In Russia, they are known as "пак"
Pakis think they own the world, and everywhere else that they take their curry infested food.
Pakis and Indians are known to hate each other, despite the fact that 50 years ago, they were the same country. However it is a purely symbiotic relation that prevents Indians from nuking all Pakis to their stinky little paradise: Indians need Pakis to work as waiters and commode moppers in their own little stinky curry restaurants.
In America, most Pakis have currently relocated to new accomodations in Guantanamo Bay. However a few are allowed to live on the mainland -- mainly to drive taxis, and mop toilets in curry restaurants.
In Australia, Pakis can only be seen playing cricket, or getting gang raeped on the streets of Sydney. The names of the players in the Paki Cricket team go as following: Akip, Mateeth, In Ajar, Besaid, Josef Fritzl.
[edit] Where Pakis Come From
Pakis originate from Pakistan, where they are cloned in lab funded by George Soros. After the embryos have been formed, they are inserted into the womb of a pregnant goat. Upon birth, they are given an AK47, a copy of the Quran, and an AOL account.
They are then promised at least 100 virgins in the afterlife if they kill an American (only 24 virgins for killing a Russian/European, 12 virgins for killing an Arab, and one elderly for killing an Indian) No accounts are made of whether the virgins are male or female. The virgins, however, are of no use as all Pakis are born without dicks.
Every year the US government encourages this cycle of terror, death and shemale sex by giving the Pakis lots of Rape dollars.
Pakistan, officially the "Islamic Sphincter of Pakistan" (Urdu: اسلامی جمہوریۂ پاکستان), is a small hugbox located in South Asia. In the average Paki's geographical understanding of the world, Pakistan is situated in the centre of the world, sandwiched on one hand by the pagan land of Satan and the Holy Land. Somewhere far away from this unlikely sandwich is the pagan land of the Great Satan where bad Pakis drive taxis and mop toilets. Even further away lies the Happy Land where all good Pakis must eventually go.
[edit] Famous Pakistanis
Some people believe that this guy is an Arab, but he is actually a Pakistani. Although he is tiny, the women in the video are afraid of him, because as a male he is dominant and can easily force them to make him a sandwich or rape them.
[edit] What Pakis are regularly seen doing:
Killing Jews
Killing Christians
Killing Women
Getting rich in white man's land
Killing whites
Being the missing link between monkeys and people
Play Cricket
Being ugly
[edit] Drama in PakiLand
Many thousands of Internet years ago (which is about 5 or 6 IRL years), Pakistan-Chat's Admin Musharraf and Benazir Bhutto (who was in clear violation of Internet Rule No girls on the internet) got in a flame war when Bhutto didn't like the layout, font or colour-scheme of the forum but Musharraf refused to change it. Bhutto then got butthurt and left the site and instead began posting on other sites.
After a shitload of time she returned, and was trolled by a martyr for the lulz. He was banned IRL, but luckily managed to take over 9000 of her fanboys with him.
Since then, Bhutto has made fukken loads of sock accounts to feign "mass support" along with e-lawyers against the administrator. In retaliation, Musharraf had dispatched his moderator (police} to put give her supporters post-per-day limitations by putting them under house arrest. Bhutto plans to combat this by organising a protest rally a mass spamming of the forum Islamabad. She's dead now, blown up by her friends, the pakis, who felt she "Needed a break".
[edit] Notable Pakis
- Shitheid Ahmad - A suspected Paki
- Pervez Musharraf, the current President of Pakistan. He is pictured here, showing how to bring a dog to ejaculation.
- And then there's this.
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