Paladin-Press
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Because the worst thing you can do to someone fucking you up the ass is clench down on his dick. They hate that. Why don't you just tongue-flick his prostate too, while you're at it?
Long ago before the internets, forbidden information ranging from how to make atom bombs to how to perform buttsex was obtained from IRL books published by Paladin-Press. Paladin-Press "Publishers of the Action Library", is the one stop shop for pyros, anarchists, survivalists, and other basement dwellers to get their kicks. With these books you can even learn how to be the host of a massive barbecue.
Some of their books and videos include:
- "Huffing Raid": The wonder drug
- Terrorism for dummies
- Super martial art death techniques by Billy Blanks
- How to murder someone with a gun
- Molotov Everything: How to vent your teenage angst
- Prove your innocence with venn diagrams
- Murder/Suicide: The final solution
- How to steal. Written by Eric Bauman, Forward by Quentin Tarantino
- Lol, y u stab me?: Defending yourself from stingray barb in the heart attacks.
[edit] Internets
In the 1980's most survivalists who bought paladin press books had them stolen by their 13 year old sons, who in turn translated them into 1's and 0's resulting in the birth of Text files. These were uploaded to the internets, and the rest is history.
