Palestine

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Palestine's zombie leader

Palestinian youths (right) throw rocks at IDF forces during the first Intifada: proof that said youths are terrorists who hate America.

Palestine is the drama headquarters of the world. No single place in the world has generated this much drama since Nazi Germany. Palestine continually gets pwned by Israel. Palestinians, due to their racial handicap, are prone to spontaneous detonation, causing much annoyance and lulz. The Palestinians have lived in Palestine since last thursday when the Muslim Imperial caliphate pwnd the Byzantines, Jews have lived there since some kike hitchhiked there from Sumeria over 9000 years ago, and his evil enclave followed. According to a 16-year old girl, this makes the Palestinians the indigenous, native people of the land.

A Typical Palestinian

All this land used to belong to Palestinians before it was stolen from them.

A creatively decorated Israeli ice-cream truck in Palestinian territory. The boy is trying to get the drivers attention in order to purchase a tasty treat.

Another great example of Israeli-Palestinian cooperation to "keep it going".

[edit] Who are you talking to?

Know with whom you are conversing:

• If the person says "Palestine", she is a liberal leftard who supports terrorism.
• If the person says "Israel", she is an armchair Zionist conservative fuck.
• If the person says "I am neutral about this matter", she is a liberal commie Or possibly a Hippy.
• If the person says "I don't care", she is not a liberal or conservative and does not care about kikes or sandniggers. Using common knowledge, we can deduce she is a freedom hating fascist.
• If the person says "The middle east", she doesn't know what she is talking about and should be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.
• If the person says "I am not a she", she is most certainly a she.
• If the person persists that she is not a she, she should be be ridiculed immediately by a seasoned professional ridiculer.
• If she IS a he, keep making fun of him.

[edit] Islamic Jihad

Jihad? More like JEWhad, amirite?

Muslims of all variations believe in one thing: That Jews should be killed and Israel should be taken over by Muslims. Fortunately, pretty much everyone in the world agrees. Therefore, in 1997 the "Jihad" was founded.

Jihad, Arabic for "Clubhouse", is a community center in Ramaallah where absolutely no Jews are allowed! Some Jew once attempted to enter Jihad, but they said "no."

Smaller "Jihad" franchises are popping up all over the world. It is estimated that by 2017 all Palestinians will have died due to attempting to operate slurpee machines with one arm.

Recently, Internet Jihads have been pwned. See jihadunspun.com.

[edit] Fun With Palestine

• If engaged in a boring conversation about Palestine with a liberal, act confused and ask them to point out the country on a map for you.
• Americans have been known to engage in Israeli bulldozer tag but seem unfamiliar with the rules.
• If talking to a Christian evangelist who supports Israel because Muslims are evil, ask them about Christian Palestinians and what they feel about them. It will not compute at all and their head with subsequently explode.

[edit] Palestine and Statistics

The Palestinians as a nation owe their existence to a paradox in statistics:

• If you say that Arabs lost about 1% of their turf - the part which has absolutely no oil - it doesn't sound like much.
• But if you say that the Palestinians were bestolen half their precious homeland, it suddenly sounds like a lot.
• Thus, some of the Arabs now call themselves "Palestinians".

[edit] In plain English

Palestinians are Arabs. They are going to deny it. Who wouldn't? But they are.

[edit] To whom does Palestine belong?

Some say Jews and some say Sandniggers, but it really belongs to America cuz they were there at least 100 years ago.

[edit] Famous Palestinians

• Izzi (Sileas) - A Palestinian internet celebrity, whose blog was raped and removed.
• Carlos Latuff - At least he thinks he is.
• Samia - Only half.
• Liberal community - They wish.
• DAM - Palestinian rap group. Palestine + rap = LMFAO
• [1]- Mickey Mouse from Hamas' kids tv

[edit] Palestine and flame wars

If you get involved in a flame war relating to the Irsaeli-Palestine conflict and want some Palestinian terrorists/liberals on your side, consider inviting the following people:

• The_passives
• Chemchick

[edit] Kid's TV

This shit is as real as Marilyn Manson is ugly. In this video, the nice pink bunny and the cute little girl tell children to go to Denmark and kill a few people. Encyclopedia Dramatica supports the message 100%. When the DVD is released, you should buy it for your own child, along with a one-way ticket to Chopenhagen.

(translation confirmed to the largest newspaper in Norway by a professor in Arabic [2])

[edit] Fun facts

• Palestinians are Arabs, but have absolutely no oil. Poor bastards. They also have no nuclear power (pwned) and their best guns are Thompsons from WWI, rofl

• According to the United Nations and the easily-pwned Boston Globe, the average resident of Gaza requires a half a ton of flour daily to survive. Man, those motherfuckers can eat!

• They also can fuck. Israel kicked out 700 000 arabs in 1948. They immediately started fucking like crazies, and now they are about four millions. It's like leaving a rabbit cage unattended, goddamnit.

• Palestinians have agreed repeatedly to declare peace with Israel if it became legal for them to have surprise (buttsecks) with their infants, to which most kike bastards say "It's awwwright!"