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Oxymoron

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Oxymoron can mean:

  1. A spotty idiot who cannot rid his face of plague like acne, often in conjunction with jaundice and scurvy.
  2. Billy Mays
  3. A junkie too poor to afford real smack, thus resulting in him spending hours upon hours crushing up prescription painkillers just to get his fix.
  4. A phrase or sentence which is inherently contradictory e.g,

Oxymoron is, in other words, a contradiction in terms (like useful information in ED, or like an awesome meh face. amirite?). see also tautology


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