Paranoid personality disorder
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Paranoid personality disorder (PPD), is a form of craziness more commonly known as $cientology. Sufferers are suspicious of everyone and believe that evil green space villains are trying to steal their souls. They also often believe that the Government is under control of these aliens and they are the only enlightened beings who can see this. PPD is often mistaken for Schizophrenia but the difference is that Schizo's hallucinate and believe they can see the monsters, PPD sufferes are just RILLY SCARED of them.
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The first and most dangerous symptom of PPD is the honest desire to further the space jockey beliefs of Scientology. Due to the enormous prevalence of mental illness in this cult it is necessary to hide this fact through the technique of accusing all psychologists of being the most evil of Xenu worshippers.
The next stage of PPD is the sufferers embracing of tin foil hats as their sole clothing choice. The paranoid princesses will then dance of down the street wearing nothing but these hats and try to fly off water towers. But hey, it's all a healthy part of the $cientologist lifestyle.
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The treatment for PPD is extensive psychotherapy and medication, but as the Co$ forbids these things there is little to no chance of ever being cured. Project Chanology is a popular alternative and has thus far proved a huge success.
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