Paraphilia
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
You're a pervert, right? Oh, you dig getting beaten, you dig beating people, you like wearing womens clothing as a guy, because it turns you on a bit, lets you relax and masturbate while locked in the bedroom with the curtains drawn. Welcome to the norm, boys and girls! You just might have a paraphilia!
[edit] Types Of Paraphilia
- Fetish
Yeah, fantasizing about an object is a little weird. Centering your life around it is even weirder. That's a fetish. See plushie.
- BDSM
You dig getting beaten? You like beating people? Humiliated? Humiliating? Check out S&M or BDSM.
- Exhibitionism
You like flashing little girls? How about big girls? Perhaps big boys? Sounds like exhibitionism to me!
- Frotteurism
Maybe you like rubbing your engorged penis (swollen clit) against someone without their knowing? Do you sometimes like to manipulate their ass with your mind to force it to rub against your crotch? Good job, it's frotteurism! If they knew (and consented), it'd be sex. If they knew, and didn't consent, that's rape.
- Voyeurism
Now, if you like to watch without them knowing, that's basically voyeurism. Go be your peeping tom self!
- Faggot
Are you a male and feel sexually attracted to other males? In this case, you don't have a paraphilia or a fetish—you're just a fag.
- Faggot2
If you have ever experienced a sense of sexual arousal with an animal nearby (a five foot radius with your erection acting as the center), you take gay to a whole new level.
[edit] Conclusion
Don't be surprised if you suddenly discover you're technically a pervert because of this. It's only a psychological problem if it impairs normal functioning, for more than 6 months. Go figure, it's all perfectly healthy sexual behavior!
