Parry Aftab
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Parry Aftab, the self-proclaimed "Angel of the Internet", is a cyberlawyer specializing in privacy and cyberbullying. In other words, she's basically the self-appointed Internet recess monitor. She's also a fat stupid cunt, and the world would be a better place were she to be raped in the ass repeatedly with a gas-powered chainsaw.
Parry has set herself up to be the #1 enemy of trolls and protector of children. Ironically, the only time the trolls ever paid her any attention was when she attempted to cyberbully the owner of katie.com into giving up her domain name so the spoiled teenager cutter whore who stole it to use as the title for her emo story about how she was almost raped by pedophiles could use it to "help the children," otherwise known as "help Parry get her fat, attention-whoring face on Oprah again".
The net result is that Parry has finally earned the attention she clearly so desperately craves. Unfortunately, it's as a fat intolerant pro-censorship attention whore who doesn't know how to use an apostrophe.
