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Party Van

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Also known as The Authorities or the FBI, the Party Van is SERIOUS BUSINESS.

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THIS WEBPAGE OF THE INTERNETS IS BEING OBSERVED BY THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT FOR VIOLATION OF FEDERAL LULZ MANDATES AS DEFINED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

AS A VISITOR, YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN AN EXTENSIVE BACKGROUND TEST. YOUR DISTINCTIVE FINGERPRINTS, SCARS, BIRTHMARKS, HAIR COLOR, HAIR TYPE, AGE, HEIGHT, WEIGHT, GENDER, ETHNIC BACKGROUND, DENSITY, OCULAR PRINTS, BLOOD, DNA ENCODING, VOICE PRINT, INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT, SAT SCORE, EMOTIONAL QUOTIENT, NEURAL IMPULSES, MOLAR MASS, COCK GRIP, PROCESSOR SPEED, NEGRO LEVELS, OT LEVELS, THETAN LEVELS, EJACULATION AMOUNT, ELECTRICAL CONDUCTIVITY, HEAT OF VAPORIZATION, FIRST IONIZATION ENERGY, MELTING POINT, VISCOSITY, SPECIFIC HEAT, RESONANCE STRUCTURE, CRYSTALLINE PACKING STRUCTURE, ANAL DIAMETER, BRUCE TREADMILL TEST SCORES, BODY MASS INDEX, BODY-FAT PERCENTAGE, PERSONALITY, VO2 MAX, LETHAL DOSES FOR VARIOUS CHEMICALS, ACOUSTIC ABSORPTION CHARACTERISTICS, OTHER BIOMETRIC DATA, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, FAVORITE COLOR, MOM AND POWER LEVEL MAY BE DOCUMENTED AND STORED INDEFINITELY AT AN UNSPECIFIED LOCATION WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT AND/OR KNOWLEDGE. THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATIONS MAY, CONDITIONAL TO ITS FAIL AND AIDS AGREEMENT, RELEASE RECORDS DISPLAYING YOUR NAME TO INDIVIDUALS PETITIONING IT UNDER THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT OF 1996.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. YOUR PARTICIPATION ENSURES THE DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM OF AMERICA.

tl;dr: You are already fucked. Go become an hero.

Contents

OL Expressions of Gratitude

Maybe it's not so bad being caught...
Maybe it's not so bad being caught...
  • Heaneyland!
    • "I SAY FUCK THE FBI/RIAA/MPAA AND THE REST OF THE FUCKING BASTARDS GO SCREW YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  • Ubersite
    • "Forget the fact that I've lived in Canada my entire fucking life, a country who poses absolutely no threat to you whatsoever, and whose navy is less threatening than the fucking Love Boat. Forget the fact that I've been to the States a million fucking times before. Forget the fact that I've never even seen a fucking gun in my life, let alone know how to operate a bomb. With my luck I would probably blow my dick off and still manage to live. And the worse part is, one of the FBI guys was cross-eyed. The bitch was fucking cross-eyed with a giant mole on his forehead. I was scared shitless and trying not to laugh all at the same time. So in short, fuck the FBI."tl;dr Long story short, whiny Canadian bitches about a completely different country he knows nothing about. Whiny Americunt bitches about a country he couldn't point to on a map. Whiny Canadian continues to bitch cause it's what he and his countrymen(see: pussies) Whiny Can'tnadian pissed off cause his country continues to yield no significance to anything relevant on the world's stage. Nor has his country contributed anything since John Candy.

The Copypasta

In Soviet Russia...you go to Party Van.
In Soviet Russia...you go to Party Van.
In China, you're fucked.
In China, you're fucked.

When trolling as a delicious Loli, when the guy asks for a pic, cam, etc, send him this.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

After you send this pasta, the conversation should go like this:

colin says: u see ma cock?
Jew says: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 8429l271. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
colin has stopped viewing webcam with you.
Jew says: Please wait while we process your IP address.
Jew says: Location found.
colin says: oh fuck



Video Games

There is now a map for gloom made after the partyvan

Gallery


FBI Gallery

Party vanned!

FBI's secret weapon

Busted with your dick in your hand

"The FBI does not have a sense of humor that we are aware of."

Your very own 4chan van!

This picture no longer alleges in any way that J. Edgar Hoover was anything but a heterosexual.

The 4CHAN PARTY VAN, fresh off a bust.

4chan party van demotivator.

V&

FBI comes to 4chan

4chan comes to FBI

fuk teh fbi

This van is made of Fail and AIDS.

party service

Because entrapment can make your career.

Because entrapment can make your career, ~desu!

A boku is fine too.

The truth is out there.

You're doomed if you see it coming

All aboard the 4chan Party Van!

Other Sites Pwned By FBI

See also

External links


Party Van

is part of a series on
Child Abuse
Types of CP

Ameriloli • Amerishota • Baby fuck • Jailbait • Lolicon • Shotacon • Toddlercon



WTF Party Van is part of a series on acronyms.
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