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The Federal Bureau of Investigation is a fine organization, charged with protecting the peoples of this—

THIS WEBPAGE OF THE INTERNETS IS BEING OBSERVED BY THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION UNDER AUTHORITY OF THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT FOR VIOLATION OF FEDERAL LULZ MANDATES AS DEFINED BY THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT.

AS A VISITOR, YOU MAY BE REQUIRED TO PARTICIPATE IN AN EXTENSIVE BACKGROUND TEST. YOUR DISTINCTIVE FINGERPRINTS, SCARS, BIRTHMARKS, HAIR COLOR, HAIR TYPE, AGE, HEIGHT, WEIGHT, GENDER, ETHNIC BACKGROUND, DENSITY, OCULAR PRINTS, BLOOD, DNA ENCODING, VOICE PRINT, INTELLIGENCE QUOTIENT, EMOTIONAL QUOTIENT, NEURAL IMPULSES, MOLAR MASS, COCK GRIP, NEGRO LEVELS, OT LEVELS, ELECTRICAL CONDUCTIVITY, FIRST IONIZATION ENERGY, PERSONALITY, OTHER BIOMETRIC DATA, SEXUAL ORIENTATION, FAVORITE COLOUR AND POWER LEVEL MAY BE DOCUMENTED AND STORED INDEFINITELY AT AN UNSPECIFIED LOCATION WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT AND/OR KNOWLEDGE. THE FEDERAL BUREAU OF INTELLIGENCE MAY, CONDITIONAL TO ITS FAIL AND AIDS AGREEMENT, RELEASE RECORDS DISPLAYING YOUR NAME TO INDIVIDUALS PETITIONING IT UNDER THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT OF 1996.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION. YOUR PARTICIPATION ENSURES THE DEMOCRATIC FREEDOM OF AMERICA.

1 OL Expressions of Gratitude
2 The Copypasta
3 Video Games
4 Gallery
5 Other Sites Pwned By FBI
6 External links

[edit] OL Expressions of Gratitude

Heaneyland!
- "I SAY FUCK THE FBI/RIAA/MPAA AND THE REST OF THE FUCKING BASTARDS GO SCREW YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ubersite
- "Forget the fact that I've lived in Canada my entire fucking life, a country who poses absolutely no threat to you whatsoever, and whose navy is less threatening than the fucking Love Boat. Forget the fact that I've been to the States a million fucking times before. Forget the fact that I've never even seen a fucking gun in my life, let alone know how to operate a bomb. With my luck I would probably blow my dick off and still manage to live. And the worse part is, one of the FBI guys was cross-eyed. The bitch was fucking cross-eyed with a giant mole on his forehead. I was scared shitless and trying not to laugh all at the same time. So in short, fuck the FBI."
WAR on Freedom of the press: Bush & FBI demand weblogs, financial data
- "Fuck our monkey boy president, fuck his trigger happy VP whore, fuck the FBI and fuck anyone else who's got the power to do something and hasn't."
High Times: Twelve Arrested in Alleged Pot Candy Operation
- "fuck the fuckin dea, fuck the police, fuck the fbi, fuck the cia, fuck the patriot act, fuck the narcs, fuck the atf" <--UR DOING IT WRONG
Pigdog Journal - Liberty
- "Yes, that's right -- if you notice that you're being followed and head to the police to report it, the FBI following you will arrest you, ignore the assistant DA's instructions not to charge you, and stash you in jail for half a week. For, er, nothing. 'Cuz they suck. Weenies."
  - Fuck u FBI i pwnt your mom last night hardcore. It was some great buttsecks, im gonna rape all your daughters now too for the lulz. Have a nice day lovely people.

[edit] The Copypasta

When trolling as a delicious Loli, when the guy asks for a pic, cam, ect, send him this.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

After you send this pasta, the conversation should go like this:

colin says:u see ma cock?

Jew says: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.

colin has stopped viewing webcam with you.

Jew says: Please wait while we process your IP address.

Jew says: Location found.

Jew says: Do not leave the area. A detachment will be contacting you shortly.

colin says: oh fuck

[edit] Video Games

There is now a map for gloom made after the partyvan

[edit] Gallery

Party vanned!	Busted with your dick in your hand	"The FBI does not have a sense of humor that we are aware of."	Your very own 4chan van!
This picture no longer alleges in any way that J. Edgar Hoover was anything but a heterosexual.	The 4CHAN PARTY VAN, fresh off a bust.	4chan party van demotivator.	V&
FBI comes to 4chan	4chan comes to FBI	fuk teh fbi	This van is made of Fail and AIDS.
party service	Because entrapment can make your career.	Because entrapment can make your career, ~desu!	A boku is fine too.
The truth is out there.

[edit] Other Sites Pwned By FBI

Elite Torrents (WHOIS)

* Candyman Egroup Dead link... smooth, FBI, real smooth.

[edit] External links

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FBI is a part of a series on acronyms.

Internets Lingo	BFF • BTW • FTW • GTFO • IAWTC • IIRC • ILY • IMO • IMHO • LMAO • LOL • OMG • ROFL • STFU • TMI • TTYL • WTF • ZOMG
Other Lingo	FIRRIB • FYIAD • FUBAR • GABYAW • IDIFTL • PITR • TLA • YHBT
Internet Places/Group	CDC • FCTC • FYAD • GNAA • IRC • LUE • TJC • TOTSE
Moar Internet Shit	BBQ • GNU • MMORPG • P2P
IRL Acronyms	BBS • BCE • ITT Tech • NORP • TLC
Bad Acronyms	ALF • BDSM • BLP • CIA • CP • CSD • DMCA • ESRB • FBI • FA • FFA • FNB • IWF • L.U.L.Z. • MPAA • NAMBLA • NEDM • RIAA • TOW • WWJD