Partyvan.info

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

“	They actually had the most successful individual security strategy we came across - the wiki was down for the majority of the time we had it owned. Made it a big pain in the ass and mostly we didn't bother.	„
—zf0

The Insurgent Wiki main page... they're big fans of Mudkip

Partyvan.info is a wiki specializing in raid coordination and documentation. It is home to many Anonymi, raidfags, /i/nsurgents, vandals, and script kiddies, and functions as a centralized hub for the aforementioned degenerates to use to reign terror on the webs. In their own words, partyvan.info "Was put together and run so that the newfags can just read stuff here instead of it needing to be explained tons of times in the chat." [1]

[edit] History

The site is named after the phrase "partyvan," the Chanese word for FBI. Since most of its users have to live in constant fear of being v& by The Man and would readily nuke their hard drives at a moment's notice, the title is rather fitting.

The self-proclaimed "Insurgency Wiki" was started back in June 2007, but was basically an unused collection of failure until a couple months later, when the wiki was finally hosted on a semi-stable webhost, which it turns out was an eMachine 633 IDS on comcast cable. Around this time, the site began to see a surge in content and users, and became a pretty useful place to find raid information. The wiki has since gone up and down more than a professional whore, due mostly to a number of HD crashes and a constant barrage of DDoS attacks from every corner of the internet.

[edit] Infos

Partyvan's list of mortal enemies

Raid information is collected and cataloged in only the most serious of manners, as the users take their hobbies of hackan, trollan, spamman, and raidan very srsly.

Unlike Encyclopedia Dramatica, partyvan.info not only allows, but encourages a number of hazardous practices, such as the posting of personal info, detailed planning of raids, and step-by-step instructions on how to harm the target at hand; the kind of things that a normal site would instantly disdain in fear. However, nobody really knows or cares about The Insurgent Wiki, so it doesn't really matter.

However, in a fashion similar to that of ED, partyvan does not tolerate Personal Army requests. Really, nobody on the internet wants to help you get revenge on your ex-girlfriend.

[edit] Bureaucrats Burritos

Partyvan currently has five "Burritos" (Bureaucrats). They are:

Xerk - one of the original site members/owners... somebody important
Hitlerlol - another original member/owner, one of the lead developers
Janus zeal - disgraced former ED SysOp
Kakama - Anonymous Borg
Tisteca - some other guy that handles maintenance stuff and apparently constructs scripts, raid tools and bots

[edit] Uses

As stated previously, partyvan is a pretty useful source for finding up-to-date raid planning and past raid information, and has become one the more trusted and widely used centers for Anon to carry out his domestic terrorism and steroid-fueled hacking quests. It is also frequently used as a common meeting place to share intelligence on raids in progress. Additionally, they also have some other chan-related material loosely affiliated with /i/nsurgency.

[edit] Uptime

Partyvan.info, due to chanology, has developed a new law of physics--"partyvan.info is always down". Here is a graph of the uptime to illustrate that point: