Password
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Prima changes his password from "12345" to "password" as recommended by Microsoft. Secunda later lols at him, as he hacks into Prima's account and steals his Internet Money
[edit] History
The secret to knowing everything on the internet. When someone discovers, or hacks, another person's password it is invariably a direct path to lulz for everyone they know and a substantial amount of other people.
At least 100 people have tried to stop password theft through methods such as using Md5 but this has failed resulting in many lulz.
Microsoft recommends using "password" as your password.
Please note that using 7 different passwords does NOT protect you from the wrath of anon.
[edit] Passphrases
People think that using a passphrase instead of a password makes their accounts more secure.
Microsoft recommends using "passphrase" as your passphrase.
[edit] List of Passwords
- 12345 (only for use by Mel Brooks)
- password (only for use by Bill Gates)
- Neopets (only for use in Neopets)
- opensesame (only for use by Muslims)
- 12345678 (only for use in World of Warcraft)
- Screen name (only for use by Screen name)
- passphrase
- johnnydepp (only for use 16 year old girls)
- abc123 (only for use at work where the tech bastards require alphanumeric passwords)
- darkness (only for use by emo)
- WWWWW (only for use by W)
- fnord (only for use by Robert Anton Wilson)
- Tinkerbell (only for use by Paris Hilton)
- qwerty (an unguessable passphrase)
- iammetal (only for use by fags who take it in the ass)
- oprah (only for use by oprah's bitch)

