Flying Spaghetti Monster
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is unfunny crap made up by a bunch of middle aged angry virgins who were butthurt by God's penis. It can be seen as an attempt to make sure they all die alone and filled with rage
[edit] History
When some zealots in Kansas decided to start teaching "intelligent design" in school, some guy named Bobby Henderson thought it would be funny to start some weird gay fad called the FSM. Since Intelligent Design implies the existence of an intelligent but not necessarily omnipotent or omniscient designer. The all intelligent being can be anything imaginable. Thus, giving birth to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Later, he wrote a letter asking the government to also teach his religion, which he called the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. While moderately humorous at face-value, it soon lost its lulz after militant atheists latched onto it and started coming up with hi-larious puns.
This gaybo fag is still riding on the money of his creation by making an actual church and its very own "Gospel of The Flying Spaghetti Monster" book. The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is the retarded equivalent of the Bible. It parodies biblical figures with characters such as Captain Mosey, a pirate and the FSM equivalent of Moses. The Gospel contains the aforementioned Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts." It also provides information on how to convert non-"Pastafarians" and explains many of the religion's beliefs (for example, that lack of pirates causes global warming). The flying spaghetti monster may be the final solution to Mama Luigi's endless quest for lotsa spaghetti, but this is still unknown.
[edit] Atheists kill the (already nonexistent) lulz
Self-declared "Pastafarians" (I told you the puns were hilarious) cling to the idea of a flying spaghetti-monster in hopes of pwning Jesus-lovers everywhere. However, running around the internet saying things like "Thank FSM!" or "Ramen, brother!" betrays a hole in their soul that only accepting Jesus a lobotomy can fill.
Richard Dawkins started using the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a serious argument, so now the Rational Response Squid and every other random atheist group does as well. Theologians have since speculated that a sense of humor may be a God-given endowment, which would explain why atheists lack it.
[edit] Similar Phenomena in Anagram Form
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is to the Invisible Pink Unicorn as Chuck Norris facts are to Vin Diesel facts. The moral of the story is, everything currently on the internets has already existed before in some form only now it's more retarded than ever this time around.
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