Pat Robertson
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Pat Robertson is a politically motivated, batshit insane evangelical preacher who thought that the US will be attacked by terrorists with nuclear weapons in 2007 because God told him. (It's 2008, I'm feeling great. Rationality: 1 God: 0)
He said: "The Lord didn't say new-kyew-lar. But I do believe it will be something like that." [1]
This is not the first time Robertson has induced lulz on the world. In 2006 Robertson said that God gave then Israeli leader Ariel Sharon a stroke for giving Israeli-controlled land to Palestinians.
[edit] AIDS and Hitler
Pat Robertson, much like God, hates fags. In fact, he hates them so much that he believes that AIDS is conspiring with gay people to help support the gay agenda by killing them. SRSLY you can't make this shit up.
He said: "Many Observers say that AIDS is the hammer and gun of the homosexual movement, an effective vehicle to propel the homosexual agenda throughout every phase of our society."
This agenda of GRIDS, fags, and automobiles is propelled by the Jewish Media Conspiracy, who are known to be sympathetic to gays, niggers, and gay-niggers. This is ironic, as Robertson also believes that Hitler and his followers were gay satanists stating:
"Many of those people involved with Adolf Hitler were Satanists, many of them were homosexuals -- the two things seem to go together."
[edit] Fans of Pat Robertson
[edit] Outside Links
- Pat Robertson thinks loads will die in '07
- Pat Robertson Quotes on Homosexuality
- Pat Robertson getting advice from his PR man who he refers to as 'God'
