Patrick Stewart

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Bald people discrimate against fat kids.

When Captain Picard says make it so, you'd better make it so or he'll make you bald.

Bald and Gay or just bald and British?

Patrick Stewart's Famous Bald Twin

Patrick Stewart bald all ova in Trek Porn

A bald Shakespearean actor from Yorkshire, England, best known for being bald and starring as the bald Captain Picard from Star Trek who is bald.

He's bald, has very little hair, and is also bald. He's considered perfect for playing the role of Professor X in X-men because he's bald. His more famous twin brother, Gavin MacLeod (also bald), played Captain Merril Stubing on The Love Boat.

[edit] Bald Trivia

• Is bald.
• Is French (le bald).
• Is the father of Jon Stewart (who is surprisingly not bald).
• Patrick's second son, Rod Stewart, is bald just like his father, but hides his baldness under a baldly made wig.
• Born bald.
• Is currently bald.
• Will die bald.
• Is not only French but also American, hence the baldness.
• Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise, who fears large amounts of hair, is a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything, thus is bald.
• When captain Picard was assimilated by the Borg, he saved them the trouble of shaving his head, as he was already bald.
• Desperately wants to play bald comic book hero/journalist, Spider Jerusalem, as he is a bald-blood-brother of comic creator/perv Warren Ellis, who is not bald, unlike Patrick Stewart, who IS bald.
• Has worked tirelessly, despite his follicular disability (baldness), to improve his own life and overcome the fact that he does not actually have any hair, because he is bald.
• Was born bald (that is, without hair) and will die bald. (Ironic, isn't it? Some people climb mountains, travel the world, or even read a lot of books, but Patrick Stewart couldn't find the time to even try and grow just a couple of cranium-carpet fibers, because he's bald.)

[edit] Movies Where He is Not Bald

None

[edit] Congressional Medal of Honor for Service to Bald Men

George Bush greeting Patrick Stewart because he is bald.

At least 100 years ago, the very bald Patrick Stewart was awarded the congressional medal of honor for service to bald men across the world.

[edit] Picard Song (warning: performed while bald)

To baldly go where no bald man has gone before

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