Patriotic Nigras
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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The Patriotic Nigras are a invasion group on Second Life, dedicated to producing lulz out of Second Life citzens as well as their main targets, the furfags. It started as a thread on eBaum's asking if Second Life was raidable. Many nay-sayers bitched and moaned about how SL would simply b& anyone trying to raid it. A couple nigras stepped up, and the Patriotic Nigras were born.
[edit] The creation of the PN
[edit] /b/lockade
Phase I consisted of the first two nigras - Ulzuki Kuu, and Mudkips Acronym, the first leader of the PN. After looking for fellow nigras and finding none, they wandered into the "Gay Yiffy Club". Nigra Luvs2 Fapp soon joined the party. Finding a group of "private rooms", they /b/lockaded them by building giant boxes in front, for the lulz. In search of a texture, Luvs2 Fapp simply chose the American Flag. The furry clubs were closed. Due to AIDS. Both Ulzuki and Luvs2 were b& from the parcel immediately - Mudkips had fled and lived to put a giant box inside the disco dance floor with yet another American Flag texture.
[edit] The First Fort Longcat
- Main Article: Fort Longcat
After the nigras were ejected from the furfag club, they proceeded to protest outside. Mudkips Acronym had put down an American flag box outside - the nigras turned this into a swastiget, taking the American flag and turning it into a swastika. Furries gawked in horror, standing at the parcel's edge, as the group of nigras, now at 5, started building a /b/arracks right outside the GYC and mocked them with Nazi imagery.
A rogue furry placed a box right in the middle of the /b/arracks. Suddenly, nigras started floating, trapped inside the box, due to SL physics. As furries started attempting to yiff the unarmed and scared nigras, Mudkips gave the order, and the nigras left, taking down their fort and swearing revenge against the racist furry mods. The Patriotic Nigras had now taken their first step.
Over the next few months, several new structures were built and christened Fort Longcat. They became a centralized meeting place for the nigras and pre-raid organization, and a great place to store weapons.
[edit] The raids begin
As the popularity of the group skyrocketed, due to /i/ seeing that it wasn't just a two-man invasion force, the group had over 15 (and growing) ready and willing nigras. Sympathetic /b/tards scripted mudkips uniforms, miniguns, new doomsday weapons, and other junk for the nigras to use against the racists and the furries.
Over the course of two days, the nigras had crashed nearly every FurNation region in Second Life. Teleporting in, harassing them with assault rifles and cries of "so I herd u leik mudkips", firing the Doomsday, and then teleporting back to Fort Longcat, an efficient strike team pattern emerged, guaranteeing flawless victory. Nigras in Mudkip uniforms would spawn attack helicopters, firing cannons at the furries and their structures below, blasting them across the region.
[edit] Return to the GYC
Revenge had been sworn, and the nigras were back. A full-scale invasion commenced as a strike team of nigras went inside the club. Meanwhile, Mudkips and the nigras that couldn't figure out how to work the teleporter harassed GYC security with Doomsday and an item that created massive amounts of Marios that flew across the terrain.
[edit] Patriotic Nigras = Terrorist
[edit] PN: OFFICIAL INTERNET TERRORISTS
"And those of you that were listening to last night’s show might be interested in the site mentioned by interlib about the SL terrorist organisation Patriotic Nigras in the Encyclopedia Dramatica."[1]
It is clear that PN did 9/11.
[edit] RO RO FIGHT DA POWA
Due to ongoing attacks against the helpless nigras of being terrorist, the PN had stepped up to refute the outrageous claims of internet terrorism, and the nigras have issued a press release.
PATRIOTIC NIGRAS: "WE DO IT FOR THE LULZ" Anonymous - Classified Location, Second Life
PN spokesperson and leader Mudkips Acronym issued a press release concerning the branding of the group as a "terrorist" organization.
- "This label is offensive, degrading, and completely without merit. The PNs were buying hard-earned land near this blowhard, when he kicked us all off the land, presumably simply for being black or wearing American Flag capes. 'intLib' apparently advocates free speech and un-PC-ideas until they show up in his backyard."
- The organization denies any "terrorist" activity toward "intLib". "Why our upstanding organization, breaking all of the taboos of Second Life society, would target this man, is beyond me. Our goal is simply laughs (and of course to rid Second Life of furry AIDS), and before this incident, we doubted that anyone but the furries would deliver the lulz, their cries of 'fursecution' echoing uselessly against the aural might of Mario particle spam and self-duplicating Megaman III cubes. I suppose we were wrong."
- About PN:
- The PATRIOTIC NIGRAS are an organization from the website www.ebaumsworld.com gathering black people from around the world to revolt against Second Life racists and furries in Second Life while maintaining a patriotic spirit and the lulz. Blatantly racist Linden moderators have banned PNs for simply exercising their right to free speech and putting up ten story military complexes on abandoned land. Intelligent, technically savvy members have devised contributions to the Second Life library and relinquished their copyright status, including scripts, logos, images, and sounds. They maintain an elusive location changing base called Fort Longcat detectable only by Imperial probe droids.
- OFFICIAL PATRIOTIC NIGRAS PRESS RELEASE (C) PN 2007, ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
[edit] Letter = Serious business?
Apparently, someone took the press release srsly and attempted to refute the argument point by point with logic - not realizing, in fact that they had been trolled in an epic manner. The user says he was the one to issue the label, but at least 100 people are confused at who the hell he is. Also, one must wonder if crashing furry sex playgrounds is equivalent to being Osama Bin Laden.
[edit] The Chanpocalypse
7chan's /i/ was dead. 420chan was crippled. 4chan..was 4chan. And yet the PN rode it all out in stride. However, on 2/7/07, tragedy struck - without warning, the forums were baleeted from under Anonymous' nose. The group has regrouped, however, and is now back to eliminating the spread of AIDS.
[edit] The Post
(sauce)
- Good evening, furries, angry libertarians, Linden moderators, and the like.
- There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect even now, words are being shouted into internet radio microphones, and mods with bansticks will soon be on their way. Why? Because while the ban may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with Second Life, isn't there? Furry yiff parties, mods silencing of those who seek change, and what have you. And where once you had the freedom to object, think, and speak as you saw fit, you now have IP bans and hypocritical labelers coercing your conformity and soliciting your submission. How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well, certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn't be? Doomsday boxes, Mario moshpits, flying fiery phalli. There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the Lindens and those who would call others "terrorists." They promised you order, they promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Tonight, the Patriotic Nigras forum was taken permanently offline by Proboards weeaboo, demanding that groups such as our humble organization be silenced. But if you see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me, outside Furnation, the GYC, and the land of those who would judge. I would like to remind such of the following. The pool is still closed. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are united as one. Divided by zero.
[edit] Media Jews Vs. PN
Around the end of Februrary, the PN had gained enough attention for a press maelstrom. PN was mentioned as "a few groups" attempting to shut down now-illegal virtual pedophilia (see loli) in the Netherlands, and a really terrible article was written about a PNer in the Second Life Herald. It was the beginning of the many lulzy article to come from Second Life Herald and other Second Life news articles.
Wired also mentioned the Patriotic Nigras, but nobody cares about Wired.
[edit] IntLib - the biggest lulzcow to exist in Second Life
Since Intlib is fat, so our his lulz. Thus all info about Intlib will be contained har!
Main article: IntLib
[edit] John Edwards Is Closed
One of the most hilarious things to happen in March, was that PN raided John Edwards' campaign, causing lots of lulz. Immediately, the Edwards camp branded the people making trouble in the neighborhood as ultra-rightists, conveniently overlooking the numerous Pool's Closed and Over Nine Thousand references in the area. Notable blogs such as Kotaku, GamePolitics, and of course our favorite little wanna-be press organization the Second Life Herald all took note. Soon, even The Daily Show took notice:
[edit] Fort Longcat's Closed
- Main Article: Fort Longcat
Around Mid-March to Early April, The Fort Longcats prospered, many small forts were created and bigger forts were erected. However, one day, a spai was invited and trapped the innocent nigras in their last epic Fort Longcat: Desert Longcat. On the morning of April, the Lindens found out about the fort. Desert Longcat then layed in ruins, and many innocent Nigras had been tracked down and b&, Mootykips declared that there would be no more Fort Longcats or other meeting places in-grid due to them turning into massive b& traps minutes within their creation due to spies and faggotry. Punishment for talking about or building a Fort Longcat is a permab& from the PN. This would be only a fraction of the drama and bullshit to follow.
[edit] PN and greater Niggerology
This phase started around the beginning of April. It began the phase of PN operations, including psi ops, infiltration, advanced weaponry, and cell-based information hiding techniques that would make any Al Qaeda operative jealous.
[edit] Evading IP bans: the discovery
Many nigras, especially those who had been raiding for months, had fallen victim to a new type of ban, reserved only for the worst offenders - a dreaded IP ban. As while a IP is recordable and necessary for using the Second Life application, as opposed to the non-vital information of the Hard Drive ID or MAC address, the IP could not be spoofed in the open-source SL client via ShoopedLife. For long, PN was at a standstill. However, a discovery of an application labeled Proxifier that sent all traffic through a specified proxy, paired with a working SOCKS5 proxy (or, upon later examination, a Tor node) bypassed any IP ban. The veteran nigras quickly got back to disrupting the furfag community though a series of massive operations.
[edit] First Trial Raid: Operation: Superlaser
Operation: Superlaser was a fail raid that was disorganized and shitty though it had a really good website. No security measures were taken and there was no battle plan. It was a simple trial raid, though and nothing more needs to be said.
[edit] SPAI SAPPEN MAH INFOS: Carigorp Malzerath
An organization called the Justice League Unlimited is a so-called "anti-griefer" group that while essentially harmless beyond following PN members around and filing abuse reports was annoying and had been spying on the PN forums and reporting brave nigras for a while. ARound late Aprile however, forum member Bevanz Helios noticed something suspicious; namely, one PN member, with the name Bima Escape, had an email address with "carigorp" in it - this name was the first name of a JLU member. Immediately he set to work and found the password out for the mail account. What was found in the e-mail account was proof Bima was the spy PN was looking for.
| —Bima Escape, in his email outbox lolz |
The JLU had failed hard before - a PN member well-known across the *chans had tricked a JLU member into fapping on webcam, recorded it, and sent it to PN to exploit for lulz. However, the idiotic JLU member had also used his password for a number of other things. Not included, however, was his Second Life account, but with a bit of secret password guessing, PN was in. Immediately the nigras took all the Linden space bux out of the account, funneling them to legit alts and dumping the inventory in a box for PN to mess with. The lulziest part was the last part - using the account, with administrator privileges, Bevanz, under Carigorp's Second Life name, banned most of the JLU from the in-game group and deleted most of their headquarters 4EVAR.
[edit] The First Furfag War
A few weeks after furfags invaded Woodbury University in April, making the former shrine to /b/ a den of faggotry, anti-griefer security forces started to deploy infantry, spy, and recon units to various sims, the PN forums, and IRC with the Second Lifers expressing doubts that PN was effectively going to invade their sims (Operation Superlaser), while at the same time urging other sim owners to send their own forces to the scene.
[edit] Operation: Tacgnol Storm
Furfag coalition-building efforts were so successful that by the time the fighting (Operation Tacgnol Storm) began on May 12th, 2007, many sims, such as the Virtual World Trade Center, owned by IntLib, were alerted and actively deployed anti-griefer measures. However, PN forces caught the community off guard by the sheer scale of the attack. Originally, three cells were given four targets to attack - places, such as Club Arsheba, FurNation, and Rainbow Tiger, as well as SLers such as IntLib and Prokofy Neva. However, upon coordination with other members of cells via secure channels, PN forces were able to quickly mobilize and repeatedly crash or lag target sims. With no clear spy problem evident, Mudkips Acronym gave the order to combine into one cell and hit anything with build or that could be crashed.
[edit] Operation: Longcat Shield
The second large raid was a repeat of Tacgnol Storm intended to take advantage of the new technology engineered by PN scripters. While during the first hour, many nigras logged on to find their accounts banned in advance, when alts were created the raid proceeded as usual. While videos of the raid are still being processed, a video of the Spengbab Lolcube weapon is available here and is worth a look.
[edit] Operation: Pwned by LL
Woodbury University was shut down by Linden Lab for being (Supposedly) a PN BASE OF OPERATIONS! This prompted an an immensely lolable boo-hoo by Tizzers Foxchase (PN wannabe) and huge shitstorm of lulz thereafter that dominated the Second Life Herald's front page for well over a week after. Prokofy Neva started foaming at the mouth again, and much lulz was had.
Of course, as the Woodbury University sim was never a PN base of any sort, PN scored a most epic win by unintentionally framing Tizzers for their crimes. The nigras are now considering infiltrating other groups and sims so as to frame them for supporting cyber terrorism.
[edit] Dramafestable 07
[edit] Mooty Steps Down
Mudkips Acronym, long-time leader of the Patriotic Nigras, stepped down in late July and handed the control of PN to whoever would win the election being held. It is believed that this was mostly due to his dox being dropped and distributed to every single SL lolcow, and his momma got scared and said he's movin' with his Auntie and Uncle in Bel-air. It was later discovered that all along, he had been underage b& and was apparently none other than Doogie Fucking Howser. After stepping down, he continued to spur drama for a few months, and then gave up and quit.
[edit] Revenge of the Nigras
With their leader gone, their future in jeopardy, and a heated election spurned by bribes of CP, the Patriotic Nigras managed to survive and began to systematically eliminate all drama from their ranks, starting with the KingQueenAssclown of Drama himself, Yaranaika.
[edit] Drama and Bullshit
The new leader was Yaranaika, a fairly active Nigra and primary builder of Fort Longcats and keeper of the caches, however, he was soon outted as a furfag spy employed by Intblubber in order to keep tabs on the Nigras, build Fort Longcats to be used as b& traps, and fill each of the Nigra caches with AIDS trackers that allowed the Lindens to swoop in and instantly b& anyone using the weapon. Yara was publically outted and humiliated, and in a fit of rage and butthurt, set about a vendetta to destroy the PN once and for all, which has seemed to work very well. With Yara gone, most of the drama from within the ranks of the PN had been cleansed, but not all of it. In lieu of these events, N3X15 convened a special election to determine the new leader of the PN, which was won by Jesus Was A Nigra after trying to bribe several members of the PN with CP, making sure not to accidentally include his furfag pron in the rars.
In a moment of epic win and truly epic lulz, FATNIGRA managed to piss JWAN off enough to make him BAWWWW hard on the forums and start a shitstorm of drama. He was promptly b& and similar to Yara, swore a vendetta against PN and became a furfag LOL HE ALREADY WAS ONE.
[edit] THIS, IS, NIGRAAAAAAAAAAAA
A new election was held to determine the next leader of PN, and was won by ^ban^. Immediately after taking office, ^ban^ set to turn the PN back to its former glory. His first act as Supreme Nigra Overlord was to reinstate the practice of building Fort Longcats and enacted a complete b& on all forms of drama and faggotry. He also formed a group to train new and aspiring Nigras to be hardass pipe-hitting Nigras, Al Afroduck's Martyrs Brigade.
During all of this epic win, the Patriotic Nigras also managed to find and release Maldavius Fagtree's personal dox, leading to a massive /i/ raid that resulted in thousands of boxes and Warehouse Raep.
[edit] Operation: Partyhat
In honor of the motherland's birthday, PN organized a raid filled with thousands of party hats. Even though they weren't scripted to be sim crashing weapons, many sims went down due to the sheer amount of win.
[edit] Operation: Morning Glory
It was the 5th of November, Guy Fawkes night. PN decided that Intlib had not had enough sleepless nights, and so they waged a full-scale war on all of Intlib's sims to force him and the other srs bsns fgts to stay awake all night guarding their sims. It was a devastating psychological attack that caused many of the anti-lulz army to vanish for two days, resulting in epic raids through-out the day.
[edit] Operation: Battlecruiser
The PN were approached by a Wired reporter that wanted to document them and their activities. Thus, a raid of epic proportions was scheduled. What was originally going to be a small raid of a handful of Nigras turned into one of the largest scale raids to date, with full Martyr and Nigra participation, causing countless sim crashes and lulz all over the grid. The anti-lulz army attempted to play down the massive raid by getting one of their fags to dress up in a newbie suit and take a screenshot, but were quickly lol'd at and completely disregarded because they sucks cocks.
[edit] Operation: Sage/b/omb & Operation: Savior
Although the PN knows that their main concentration of lulz is Second Life, they still will fight and help destroy the furfag menace in other territories such as the dreaded newfag land of 4chan's /b/. At least 100 years ago, the motherland had become a place of newfaggotry and failure, resulting in the mass exodus of many Anons. After moot began purging the cancer killing /b/, the PN retrieved some ancient thread spammers and set about to run the furfags and newfags from /b/, which resulted in massive win, but moot would later completely undermine the efforts by using his weeaboo magic to Gay 2.0 the front page, thus bringing many of those newfags back.
Eventually, Nigra coders would modify the ancient spammers into a massive ShoopStar, which fires its delayclose laser beam at furfag threads, completely destroying them in a matter of minutes. This has caused a mass exodus of the two or three furfags that shitstorm /b/ at 3 in the morning and on Fridays.
Operation: Savior was born, and is still ongoing, becoming a part of the chemo that is curing /b/. The following is a collage from the successes on F40PH Friday and Caturday (1/11 - 1/12)
An overview of Operation: Sage/b/omb
Another sage/b/omb performed.
[edit] General info
[edit] Weapons of Mass Lulz
The Patriotic Nigras used to keep all of their weapons secret, until the new leader ^ban^ ordered them Open Sourced on the news PN Wiki. Here are some of the examples of the shit you can get there.
- /b/Cube - Randomly displays a texture and sound. Great for spamming.
- Aggressive Follower - Drop into a cube and it'll shove people around like a rabid bull.
- Shooped Radar - Display who is within 96m of you and their direction
- and more.
[edit] Further proof that Furnation is operated by none other then Hal Turner
[18:15] Corsi Mousehold: Cool.
[18:15] Corsi Mousehold: What are you going to do. Spam me? Drop a Mario box on my head?
[18:16] Corsi Mousehold: By the way.
[18:16] Corsi Mousehold: What is Raep?
[18:16] Hojohto Becloud: Your parents aren't going to like it when you get 100 calls in the middle of the night.
[18:16] Corsi Mousehold: I own my own home LOL
[18:16] Corsi Mousehold: Call me.
[18:16] Hojohto Becloud: O RLY.
[18:16] Hojohto Becloud: ?
[18:16] Corsi Mousehold: Ya Rly
[18:17] Hojohto Becloud: Furfags are always incopetent, they don't have jobs.
[18:17] Corsi Mousehold: I work full time and make 4K a month through Second Life.
[18:17] Corsi Mousehold: I'll even tell you where I work.
[18:17] Corsi Mousehold wants her own ED page...
[18:17] Hojohto Becloud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA RIGHT.
[18:17] Corsi Mousehold: I am a collection agent.
[18:17] Hojohto Becloud: Loser.
[18:17] Corsi Mousehold: I work for Southwest Credit Systems in Plano Texas.
[18:17] Hojohto Becloud: Should have gone to college.
[18:18] Corsi Mousehold: I did. I'm a manager.
[18:18] Hojohto Becloud: What a pointless life.
[18:18] Corsi Mousehold: Are you coming back so I can ban you again?
[18:18] Hojohto Becloud: That explains the radical sedondlifing.
[18:18] Hojohto Becloud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
[18:19] Corsi Mousehold: Tjhis coming from a Black underage kid on welfare
[18:19] Hojohto Becloud: I'm not on welfare.
[18:19] Hojohto Becloud: You seely RACESST
[18:20] Corsi Mousehold: Of course you are.
[18:20] Corsi Mousehold: You're black
[18:20] Corsi Mousehold: All blacks are on welfare.
[18:20] Hojohto Becloud: That waz uncawled foh!!!!
[18:20] Hojohto Becloud: You guys always start on the race thing.
[18:20] Corsi Mousehold: But that's okay.
[18:21] Corsi Mousehold: You're the one that started profiling hon not me.
[18:21] Corsi Mousehold: I'm just adding to the conversation.
[18:21] Corsi Mousehold: Are you coming back to FurNation or not?
[18:22] Hojohto Becloud: What will the head furfags think when they see this chat log, and find out you're a filthy raceest?
[18:22] Hojohto Becloud: oh lawdy lawdy!
[18:22] Corsi Mousehold: Honestly?
[18:22] Corsi Mousehold: They'll likely laugh.
[18:22] Corsi Mousehold: So send it.
[18:22] Hojohto Becloud: You're going to lose your job.
[18:23] Corsi Mousehold: Want me to give ytou the estate manager names?
[18:23] Hojohto Becloud: Nice try ong calling my bluff.
[18:23] Hojohto Becloud: I can figure it out myself.
[18:33] Hojohto Becloud: Cocks
With this kind of proof in their hands, it should be no matter of time before the internetz are purged of Furfascists. Corsi *Erm Hal later attempted to eaves drop on some of the nigras but found that nigras do not like people spying on them, when an attempt was made to interview her it came to light that she was still trying to clean the manjam out of her fur.
[edit] Rise of the Nigrasaurs
[edit] The official Patriotic Nigra anthem
Oh, say can you see by SL's early light
What so proudly we hailed at Fort Longcat's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight,
O'er the nuclear missiles we watched were so gallantly streaming?
And the rocket's red glare, the furries bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our fort was still there.
Oh, say does that nigra banner yet flobber;
O'er the land of the free and the home of the bobba?
On the mountain, dimly seen through the mists of vis length;
Where the nigras' haughty base in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering plywood,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of SL morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it flobber;
O'er the land of the free and the home of the bobba!
[edit] See Also
- Urizenus Sklar - enemy of freedom
- Second Life
- Fort Longcat
- Pool's closed
- On the Nature of Guerrilla Operations in a Metaverse Environment
- Prokofy Neva
- Justice League Unlimited
- Windowlic Klaar
[edit] JewTube
PN Website intro video
A demonstration of the spengbab lolcube weapon.
The Cosby Cube is reborn
Patriotic Nigras: Promotional Video I
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