Patty Baber
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Patty Baber (A.K.A. Toad Bitch/Witch, Patty O'Furniture) is a highly visible Scilon handler, formerly of the Toy Navy, until she was declared an SP and is since trying to get back into Scientology's good graces.
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Patty, Interbutts Superstar
Sappy shit.
Operation: Pattyrelt
Once upon a time, an obese handler and a Assburger Dome Warrior loved each other very, very much.
Spoilers: He never stuck it in her.
The beginnings of their love.
A heartfelt tribute.
Gallery
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 Patty expresses her Xenumas love for a Swefag. |
 CHECK OUT MAH WEAVE, Y'ALL! |
 Patty thinks she gets to wear the Sea Org uniform still. |
 DELICIOUS PIZZA, MUST NOM |
 Christmas is ruined, again! |
 John Glass tries to kill Patty with his mindbullets. |
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