Britain's Got Talent
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[edit] Britain's Got Talent
Britain's Got Talent is basically Britain's way of ripping off America's Got Talent. The series consists of 3 judges: Simon Cowell, Piers Morgan and Amanda Holden. Interestingly, 1 of these judges is not even from Britain, whereas Sharon Osbourne is doing fucking America's Got Talent, in some kind of twisted contrast, maybe? The winner of the 2007 edition was Paul Potts, a fat opera singer who won because he had damaged teeth and worked in Carphone Warehouse.. This year's winner was George Sampson, a breakdancer; and yes, in a shocking turn of events, someone who actually deserved to win won. He beat Andrew Johnston, who is basically Paul Potts but younger and his sympathy vote is for bullying.
[edit] Paul Potts
Paul Potts is a fugly wanker who sang opera and confused the fuck out of Simon the asshole, before pwning Sanjaya to win British American Idol. No one gave a fuck until it ended up on the innernets, and your retarded friends decided to e-mail the video to you. After watching the video, millions of people cried their eyes out over the insane amount of "talent" he has.
According to an inferior wiki, he is not to be confused with Pol Pot, an AZN who killed 2 million people, just like Cho Seung-Hui.
Trolling Paul Potts fans is lulzy, mainly because doing so will almost certainly result in "OMG, HE'S SO GOOD I HEARD HIS VOICE AND I CRIED BAWWWWWWWW!!!" Some will even go as far as to say "HE'S GREAT HE NEVER HAD ANY TRAINING BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" even though the fans don't know that he had at least 4 years of training before the Britain's Got Talent audition.
[edit] What everyone thought
There was a goofy guy with a silly grin on stage. Just like you, we all thought he was retarded, and possibly was MONGO. Just as we expected him to sing "She Bangs", put his helmet back on and go back into his wheelchair, he started singing opera. Then everyone started clapping, just like the Special Olympics and he had sex with many fangirls.
Afterward, he pwned Sanjaya and then William Hung and became to become King of British American Idol, and he got to perform in front of the Queen. Only then some dude found out that he had sung opera before, and OH NOES because American Idol is serious fucking business. Instead of being butthurt, Potts pwned them by saying that, just like Cracky-chan, he had never done it for money.
[edit] Ways to Troll a BGT act's Fan
- Go to the comment section of a YouTube video of them and bash him/her/it (??).
- Say that they need more training.
- Give ANY kind of constructive criticism.
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