Paul Reubens
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Paul Reubens is an unfunny retarded pedophile who somehow managed to get famous. His main character is a faggot of epic proportions, Pee Wee Herman. After failing it while trying to get on Saturday Night Live, he successfully landed a contract with HBO. This was the beginning of the shitstorm of stupidity that was to follow, and unfortunately still continues to this day.
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[edit] The Pee Wee Herman Show
This show basically consisted of Pee Wee standing on stage and pulling shit out of a paper bag. Can you say "ghey"? I thought you could.
[edit] Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Some movie execs at Warner Brothers Studios were smoking crack one day, and decided to let Paul Reubens make his very own movie. The touching story of a fruity, albino, Malcolm X-dressing motherfucker who has lost his bike and spends the rest of the movie searching for it. It also gave Tim Burton a job!
[edit] Pee Wee's Playhouse
The ramblings of Pee Wee Herman on peyote, set to television. Pee-Wee's Playhouse is an obnoxious show that steadily lowers viewers' I.Q.s by the minute. Talking chairs, wish-granting genies, and a friendly mail-woman. The show unfortunately ran on Adult Swim.
[edit] Pee Wee's Real Life Big Adventures
- 7/26/91 - Paul Reubens is arrested in Sarasota, Florida for fapping in an adult theater, and instantly reduces himself to RL one-liner meme status. Much lulz ensued.
- 11/15/02 - Paul Reubens (aka Pee-wee Herman) turned himself in to Los Angeles police in November 2002 after being charged with misdemeanor possession of kiddie porn.
