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Pedo Baiting

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

Pedo baiting is an internet sport whereby the protagonist, or "baiter," poses as a loli in a chat room in order to attract attention from older men for purposes of lulz. Pedo baiting is the national sport of many countries, none of which are recognized as such by the United Nations. Fuck the system. Pedo Baiting=Major LULZ. And if you can somehow direct the Party Van to the pedo's doorstep, even moar lulz can be had. See below for moar ideas.

1 General Notes on Process
2 Pedobaiting Forum
3 Examples
4 Better Examples
5 Copypasta
6 External Links
7 See Also

[edit] General Notes on Process

Once a pedo is convinced that you are a young girl or boy or cat, the baiter is confronted with a number of possibilities, the most highly-esteemed of which involves prompting the pedo into supplying contact information, accumulating as much evidence as possible that the subsequent conversations actually occurred, and then ruining the person's life forever by leaking the aforementioned info to the victim's family members, co-workers, or overseeing political body (generally the police, except in such cases wherein the police in question probably don't care - for instance, if the victim lives in Florida, where pedophilia is an accepted lifestyle).

Other possibilities exist as well, the most common being asking the victim if he is fond of mudkipz. Rarely does the baiter receive an answer, by which it may be inferred that the victim probably does not like them one bit. People such as this cannot be tolerated and deserve to have their lives come crashing down all around them.

Perhaps more popular, though, is the humorous revealing of the fact that the baiter himself has a penis. If the baiter is a girl, this does not work, because it is illegal to lie on the internet.

[edit] Pedobaiting Forum

Contrary to popular belief, there is a pedobaiting forum. The URL for said message board is Pedobaiting.org. This site is run by Numjum, an anon, and a Totsean. There are rumours that when you donate, besides from getting VIP status, you could also get Moderator status. Good deal?

[edit] Examples

From a pedo-baiting session in early April of 2008 in which the baiter (your humble correspondent) gets impatient:

mattb0875: hey 19.m.tx u?

Caroline92: I'm a faggot

Caroline92: and I'm outside your window looking at you with my faggot eyes.

Proof that not ALL pedos are COMPLETELY bad:

<Sxc_Donna> ello

<cutiebabe13> heya

<Sxc_Donna> asl please x

<cutiebabe13> 13 f tx

<cutiebabe13> u?

<Sxc_Donna> 14 f uk

<Sxc_Donna> do you like dogs? or incest

<cutiebabe13> YEAH!

<cutiebabe13> I LIKE FUCKING MUDKIPZ UP THE ASS

<cutiebabe13> IT TURNS ME ON SO MUCH!

<Sxc_Donna> really?

<cutiebabe13> Mhm

<Sxc_Donna> what is a mudkip?

<cutiebabe13> A rare animal.

<cutiebabe13> They're blue and live in water.

<Sxc_Donna> on pokemon hehe

<cutiebabe13> u liek teh pokemons?

<Sxc_Donna> yeah

<cutiebabe13> i liek teh pokemans 2

<Sxc_Donna> which one would you let fuck you?

<cutiebabe13> I don't know, let me ask the big scary FBI men standing right behind me.

<Sxc_Donna> ok

[edit] Better Examples

This hungy pedo got v&	So I herd you like mudkips perfume??	How to win at Pedo-baiting	When All Else Fails Honesty Is The Best Option
Short and sweet.	While disguised as 16-year-old-girls, pedo baiters risk being contacted by actual 16-year-old girls, all of whom are apparently retarded.	Pedophiles do not appreciate having their precious pedo time wasted.	Australian pedos tend to be sexually repressed and thus not entirely down with corpse play.
PROTIP: The cripple is actually Kaiser Soze	Always be ready with a Plan B.	The internet is a lie.	I heard you liek blackmail?
I thought you would understand it.	Pedophiles are turned on by small children and American History.	People are strange!!!!1111	some of them just cant even roleplay
Everyone likes mudkipz. amirite?	Reasons why not to miss your homework	I'm a sicko :(
	HOLY RAPTOR JESUS!	I did it wrong :(	He has a cape on
I'MSERUOUS I AM AVERY HARD.		Right to the point.	What are that.
I wonder if he has Battletoads	Email address? Oh exploitable	Chris Hanson likes Pedo Baiting when not on tv	Gullible Pedo are Gullible.
Pedos don't like poop. =(	Pedos can't tell when you're nut 13...	Must be furfag then...	loves teh dick
9565335378, Danny956g@sbcglobal.net	He appreciates the honesty.	07986638035 or pubgrubb@hotmail.co.uk	pubgrubb@hotmail.co.uk again. Why didn't he learn? (Not pictured: Mudkipz sign)

[edit] Copypasta

The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.