People Article
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This article is perfect. Don't fuck with it!
A people or person article is an unfunny article about somebody you've never heard of. There are loads of these fucking things made on ED every five minutes. As a result of this, anyone that hits random page on ED now has a 99.9999% chance to get an article that is Shit. Person articles contain your average daily recommended daily supply of AIDS and fail injected to you straight through your eyeballs, which is why you probably have made a few too every once in a while. You have have haven't you? Yeah. Thought so. You damn Asshat. No one cares who Ifuckinglovehorses89 is.
Countermeasures
- Hit random page more times!!1!!111 99.9999% is what, like half the time.
- Bitch.
- Make a titled ED article for everyone you have ever known. evar. It will work.
- Take 3 leaves from the branches of a freshly bloomed Ficus tree to an altar of Zues and sprinkle them over the sacrificed remains of a newly born baby lamb while chanting the fourteenth verse of hamlet until the blood from the lamb has throughly soaked through , then consume a single canned refried bean (preferably Hormel) and spit the remaining chewed bean matter into a glass of the purest crystal, which you must then shatter over the altar and cover in candle wax. This, and only this, will allow you to continue to the next step, which is to..
- Make a new separate article for every possible spelling of lol, lmao, etc. HOLY SHIT THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.
How to make a person article
Notable person articles
- RockyandGinger4ever—Proof of the awesome quality control here at ED.
