Perfection Girl
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Is the bitch dead or alive?
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[edit] Origin
Last Thursday, Anon posted a motivator in a mindfuck thread on 4chan. What would cause us to shit bricks? "You're fapping to a dead chick," said Anon. Of course this caused the legion to go batshit and went into a Flame wars that lasted over nine thousand years.
[edit] Death?
It is believed, mostly by newfags, that perfection died as a result of a series of at least 100 events, lasting over 9000 years
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[edit] Stupid Theories
It has been supposed that the real mindfuck was that the perfection was artificial a la the fake drops of water on the flowers to her left. In addition, newfags say that she posted these herself.
[edit] Owned
- http://nakedgfs.com/cybermike/nakedgf/xxx.htm, as shown by this site
she is aliveher picture can be submitted by /b/tards to porn sites.
[edit] Facts
Dead girl's don't have rosy red cheeks or any skin tone resembling redness as their blood is not currently flowing to produce such an effect. It's a commonly known fact that once the body dies the blood flow immediately starts flowing with gravity, in other words, down. Blood would have collected in the back of her head, back and backside of any limbs, and the resulting visible surface area would be a pale yellowish white instead of a rosy tan. You may also note her eyes are in different positions in each picture, something you can't do to dead bodies, have you ever tried moving an eyeball? it'll go right back to the same goddamn position over and over again, granted you manage to move it in the first place, this is because the muscles and tendons immediately freeze up and moving them will only result in them returning to the position they were formerly in. it's 100% impossible to move one eyeball let alone two and have them perfectly coordinated.
However it is theorized that if you mix pop-rocks and soda and drip the solution onto a dead bodies eyes with a turkey baster, you can relax the muscles and achieve this. Lots of makeup and turkey basters are key to making a dead body look lifelike. But clearly we cannot see any empty soda bottles, pop-rock packets, or turkey basters, thus this is a hoax, newfags everywhere have fapped to a girl, found out she was dead and cried in disgust only to fap again and later find out she was alive.
... However, there does exist something called "make-up." Using this "make-up," one may cause dead flesh to appear to be living again.
on top of all this she has red eye in the 3rd picture, red eye is when the flash goes through your pupil and lights up the inside (fundus/retina) of your eye and the blood vessels show (red)... if she was dead she wouldn't have red eye.
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