Perth
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
Perth is a city in the middle of fucking nowhere on the beach in Western Australia. It is one of only seven or eight civilized settlements on the huge and dangerous desert continent, and is internationally known as "The Land of Fires, Floods and Flies." Each year, the majority of Australia's buzzing set take their holiday from the endless deserts and descend upon Perth.
Perth was founded in the 19th century by convicts who had been exiled in disgrace from the convict colonies of Sydney and Melbourne, on the opposite side of the country.
In the 21st century, Perth is a place so lovely that its native sons and daughters who live for any long-ish period in other parts of the world frequently die of homesickness, or become so homesick that they kill themselves. Scientists and doctors worldwide are baffled by this phenomena, as Perth is a regular contender for MOST BORING PLACE TO LIVE EVAR.
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 It is a very long train ride to Perth |
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 Perth has a real problem with aboriginal drunkards |
 The brave youth of Perth were among the first to make a stand against Scientology |
[edit] See Also
- Australia
- Adelaide
- Brisbane
- Canberra
- Melbourne
- Port Arthur
- Tasmania
- Toowoomba
- Charmaine Dragun
- Heath Ledger
