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Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan

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MILHOUSE IS NOT A MEME ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan will be posted by the same unfunny newfag until you like it.


Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan roughly translates Japanese into "flat, flat, smooth and flat", and refers to touhoe Suika Ibuki. It is recognized as a forced meme, while others argue it is not a meme but just one guy spamming his own threads.

 
 
isn't that the way memes are created? it's either a MOD/Spamfag spamming his own thread until it's accepted. it's all a setup guise.
 

 

—anonymous

 
 
It is not a meme. It is some sad bastard posting huge threads all on his own, giggling to himself while he thinks he is awesome. If you notice, those threads are the most ignored threads on all of niggertits.org. People do not even bother to RAAAAGE at their uselessness. That is how useless and non-meme worthy they are.
 

 

—newfag

 
 
PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN

PETTAN PETTAN TSURUPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MOCHIPETTAN PETTAN PETTAN MUNEPETTAN
 


 

—some other newfag

Contents

SAUCE ?

make it stop

Reaction

RAGEEEEEEEEE


A challenger appears!

How to Troll with PPT

Lyrics

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan

Kyou mo kossori kokage ni kakurete Reimu no yousu wo stalking!!
Osonaemono no omiki, manjuu suki wo neratte tsumamigui
Mikka ni ikkai enkai hiraite youjo no kuse ni daishougou
Nigeru toki ni wa ryoute wo agete kawaisa appeal neratteru?

Hito no yo ni (akuryou taisan) umareshi oni wo (puyopuyo suru na-!)
Yami ni e to (douman seiman)
Houmure ya (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, hai)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (madamada ikuo~)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's Go!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, harupittan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai)

Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo
Youjo youjo tsurupeta youjo (Tsurupeta tte iu naa (T_T))
Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika
Suika Suika tsurupeta Suika (Stalker tte iu naa (T_T))

Kyou mo haigo ni ashioto hitahita Oyashiro-sama ga stalking!!
Tatari ni shissou, ikenie, goumon, oni kakushi tte tsumamigui?

Hito no yo ni (akuryou taisan) umareshi oni wo (puyopuyo suru na-!)
Yami ni e to (douman seiman)
Houmure ya (Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, Miko Miko Reimu, hai)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (Let's Go!)

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan
Pettan, pettan, harupittan
Pettan, pettan, mochipettan
Pettan, pettan, mune pettan (hai hai)
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested

Today I'll sneakily hide in the trees again and keep stalking Reimu!
I'll wait and steal some of the bean buns and sacred wines from the offerings
The little girl who throws parties every three days is actually a really heavy drinker
She sticks out her arms when she runs, is she going for the cute look?

This oni (evil spirit begone)
Born into the world of humans (don't turn all squishy!)
Will be buried in the darkness (Miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, yeah!)

Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (There's still more to go!)

Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's go!)

Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)

Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl 
Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl(don't call me flat!)
Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika 
Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika (don't call me a stalker!)

I can hear footsteps coming up behind me again today, Oyashiro-sama is stalking!
Curses, disappearances, sacrifices, torture, demoning-away, and sneak-eating?

This oni (evil spirit begone)
Born into the world of humans (don't turn all squishy!)
Will be buried in the darkness (Miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, miko miko Reimu, yeah!)

Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (There's still more to go!)

Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, harupittan
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's go!)

Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl 
Little girl, little girl, flat chested little girl(don't call me flat!)
Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika 
Suika, Suika, flat-chest Suika (don't call me a stalker!)

Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (Let's go!)

Flat, flat, smooth and flat
Flat, flat, harupittan
Flat, flat, flat as a pancake
Flat, flat, flat-chested (yes, yes)

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