Phone sex

From Encyclopedia Dramatica

"Talk me off, Dick, talk me off"

You'd be lucky to get him instead of Bubba

Phone Sex is form of virtual stimulation in which a faggot calls bubba in search of a sexual conversation. While Bubba may pretend to be a hot chick, it's always Bubba. and the man calling knows it's Bubba, so the man is a faggot no matter how many wives or kids he's had. To bad its the ony sex you will ever have you fag.

[edit] Early History

Phone sex dates back to the very invention of the telephone. When Alexander Graham Bell sent his first vocal message across his new invention to his assistant Watson, it has often been recorded as "Come here, Watson, I want you," while in fact he said "Come here, Watson, I want your sweet ass for some hot buttsecks." Though Watson has been replaced by Bubba, the basic premise remains the same to this day.

[edit] Known Phone Sex Customers

• Littlefag
• Your Mom
• Basement-dwellers
• Any livejournal user