Porn

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There is porn of everything

Porn, also known as Pr0n, is without a doubt mankind's greatest technological advancement of all time. It is the sole reason Al Gore invented the Internets. Some argue he invented it so he could fap without leaving noodz around the house for his prudish, lolcow wife Bill to find.

The very essence of Pr0n.

It is usually NSFW, but there is always SFW Porn. Ninety-nine percent of all bandwidth on the internets is devoted to porn of one form or another. This also includes the furtinet, one of the several internets solely devoted to porn. Ninety-nine percent of all interracial porn is made by Jews as a part of their strategy to destroy the white race. Porn is often uncovered doing a Data recovery.

FAPFAPFAP

On the Internets, "porn" can be spelled in any of the following ways:

porn
pr0n
prawn
prn
pwn
pri
apr financing lol
your mom
Jew

Whilst christfags are opposed to teh pr0n, it is probably thanks to the christian faith's illogical hatred/fear/taboo attitude towards basic everyday sexual activity that pr0n exists. Think about it.

French Rapper Mic Life's video clip "putes putes", featuring the Rapper himself fucking some Pornstar. Sadly, Jew-tube doesn't like uncircumcised porn, and baleeted it.

1 Types of Porn
2 Titles that sound like porn, but they totally aren't
3 Fact of the day
4 TV shows that sound like porn, but totally aren't
5 Porn Spam From Robotz
6 See Also:

[edit] Types of Porn

So true. Yea if you're a Basement Dweller, Virgin, or Dying alone.

The correct method for putting it in her pooper.

The more painful, the more arousing!

your mom as a porn star.

Christians consider this statue to be porn.

Imageshack are a bunch of faggot gay bears who would rather have buttsecks with middle aged hairy overweight men than host pics of hawt girls n00d

They include, but are by no means limited to,

Acrotomophilia All the amputees you could ever fap to
Alt-Porn which is just chicks with tattoos standing around and posing
straight pornography (boring but enjoyed by Cats)
parody pornography
gay porn (boring but enjoyed by Liberals)
animal porn
Shia LaBeouf
cakepony porn
furry porn (enjoyed by Miltopia and Stephen; see Taurin Fox -- famous artist.)
otherkin porn
hentai (anime) porn
rape porn (aka "surprise porn")
snuff porn (enjoyed by Lyndon B. Johnson)
tree porn
DMHowe
vore (swallowing-whole) porn
diaper porn (fucked up but enjoyed by Conservatives)
Gangbang porn
scat porn
Guro (Japanese for gruesome)porn (enjoyed by Sluttycat)
vomit porn
shemale porn (enjoyed by Zen444)
BDSM porn
kiddie porn
Partial Unbirthing
Tasty porn
Wetlook porn
Furniture Porn
Shitty actor Porn
Old porn
Foot fetish porn
Online Erotica
Your mom's favorite Porn
Japanese bondage porn.
Child Porn (You sick fuck!).
Porn advertisements
Bisexual porn.
Emo porn.
Written porn.[1]
Dead Baby porn.
Fat porn.
Second LifePixelSex

[edit] Titles that sound like porn, but they totally aren't

Political porn is fine too.

Note: This is not porn because no naughty bits are showing. In fact, the Disney channel is going to make this their logo.

One of the industry's leading ladies

Aussieintn's porn collection.

A Typical Porno Aficionado.

Youtubers fap to this.

There's no limit to the amount of sick fuck fetishes out there.

LOL WUT.

Faps to porn every hour of the day

100 Girls
101 Dalmations
12 Monkeys
300
A Boy and His Dog
Alice in Wonderland (Actually, according to pedobear there is a CP movie with whis title.
Alice, Sweet Alice
Anger Management
The Animal
American Idol
An American Crime
Anywhere but Here
Any Which Way You Can
Any Which Way But Loose
Apocalypse Now
Apt Pupil
Audition
Babe
Babes in Toyland
Backdraft
Bad Boys
Bad Santa
Barnyard
Best in Show
Big Daddy
Black Christmas
The Black Stallion
Blow
Bones
The Bone Collector
Bring it On
Brokeback Mountain (pretty close.)
Cabin Fever
Can't Hardly Wait
Catwoman
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Chasing Amy
Children of Men
Child's Play
Courtney Love
Dasies Wild Life
Date Movie
Deep Impact
Deal Or No Deal
Driven
Employee of the Month
Enter the Dragon
Epic Movie
Exit Wounds
Fantastic Four
Finding Nemo
Fire Down Below
Flubber
The Fountain
Four Brothers
Freddy v Jason
Freedom Writers
From Dusk Till Dawn
Fun with Dick and Jane
Gandhi
Gangs of New York
Gayniggers from Outer Space (this IS a movie)
The Girl Next Door
Glory
Gone in 60 Seconds
The Good Girl
Grandma's Boy
Grease
Hard Candy
Hide and Seek
Highlander
Holes
Home Alone 4
Hostage
The Hot Chick
Hot Fuzz
House of 1000 Corpses
Howard's End
Idle Hands
The Italian Job
In & Out
Insomnia
In the Army Now
Iron Man
Iron Monkey
Jawbreaker
Jack
Josie And The Pussy-Cats
Kicking & Screaming
Kids
King Kong
Knocked Up
Little Children
Little Man
Madagascar
Maggie and the Ferocious Beast
Marry Poppins
The Mask (Actual porn site)
Meatball Machine
Meet the Fockers
Meet the Parents
Minority Report
Monkeybone
Mystery Men
My Big Fat Greek Wedding
My Super Ex-girlfriend
My wife and kids
The Never Ending Story
Next
The Naked Brothers (lol incest)
Octopussy(no, seriously, its a Bond flick)
Orgazmo
The Passion of the Christ
Payback
Paycheck
Pineapple Express
Rent
Riding In Cars With Boys
The Ring
Rosemary's Baby (Lulz)
Schindler's List
Scream
Secret Window
The Sentinel
Shaft
She's All That
SiCKO
Sin City
Sister Act
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Sleeping Beauty
Snatch
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Some Like It Hot
Spaceballs
Spawn
Step Brothers
The Talented Mr. Ripley
Teeth (omfg, watch this movie. its about a virgin thats got teeth in her snatch. no joke.)
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Thirteen (For actual thirteen google "Fujinaga Aoi")
Three Men and a Little Lady (or "Three Men and a Baby".......IT'SSS AWW-RIGHTTT!!!)
Titanic
Toy Story
Vegas Vacation
When Harry Met Sally
Woman on Top
XXX

[edit] Fact of the day

The word "porn" derives from the Greek wikipedia, which derives from the words wiki ("prostitute"), ped ("paedophile, Spanglish: pedophile"), and the suffix ia (meaning "state of", "property of", or "place of"), thus meaning "a place to record prostitutes". Porn was invented by King Jimbonedes of Sparta last Thursday - motto "Tonight we dog in Hell!!!" - to annoy religious fundamentalists in Persia. The first porn mag was named "Hustler" and featured Grecian urns illustrated using rule 34.

[edit] TV shows that sound like porn, but totally aren't

10 Years Younger
The 4400
All Grown Up!
American Dad
The Anna Nicole Smith Show (DO NOT WANT)
The Apprentice
The Bachelor
Big Brother
Bionic Woman
Bones
Class of 3000
Crank Yankers
Desperate Housewives
Dirty Jobs
DragonballZ
Family Guy
Family Matters (what the crap?)
Gilmore Girls (unfortunately)
Grey's Anatomy (Debatable)
Growing Pains (one of the characters name is "Boner" for christsakes!)
House
Hustle
Jon & Kate Plus 8
Loveboat
Private Practice
The Office
The Rugrats
Saturday Night Live
The Suite Life with Zack and Cody
Sex and the City
Sexy Cam
Sister, Sister
Survivor
Trading Spouses
Two and a Half Men (you are so messed up)
Wishbone
Mythbusters
The Price is Right
Nanny 911
What Not to Wear
World's Most Amazing Videos
Worse Jobs in History
You Can't Do That On Television

[edit] Porn Spam From Robotz

Spambots make up great porn spam titles;

"HORRSWE cockk Insert Deelp‏ - Oh, yes, you fancy"
"She tortured his genitals with her toes"
"Nude Asian Bagbe Suckinbg MUTSANTGCOCKUK & Fucking‏",
"Cuisinart Deluxe Chopping Package"