Pieman
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Pieman (Matthew) is a young lad from Massachusetts who helpfully answers questions on Yahoo Questions, probably because he wasn't even able to hack it at TOW. He has an account on Unfunnypedia. He HAET Encyclopedia Dramatica! Although for some reason he has a Lulzcon poster on his Myspace, suggesting that he merely envies and hates those he could never equal. So as Pieman, and a few months later as Pieman2, he spread his teenage angst and AIDS around by vandalizing the shit out of ED, spamming up dozens of pages within a few moments with filthy and pornographic "shock" images.
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[edit] Myspace embarrassment
- Name: Matthew
- DOB: 8/6/92
- Are you single?: Yes.
- Have you kissed someone?: No.
- Have you ever wanted to die?: Yes, but I regret it.
- Orientation: Not Sure
- Food: COCK
[edit] 1337 H4x0r
Pieman has his very own web site where he is making an mIRC scripting book. Unless Mommy and Daddy are making him take a bit too much Ritalin, this is strong evidence for an Aspergers e-diagnosis.
1. IRC. This is the prefered method of contact for me. I am on the server irc.scrollrack.com 24 hours a day, on channels #scripting and #pirc as Pieman/SporkNinja most often. While I am not on all day, you can drop me a memo using /ms send Pieman. Leave me an e-mail or other way to contact you and I will get back to you if I can. If I don't reply, I'm most likely too busy, or you did something to piss me off.
2. Gmail. If you can't or don't want to get to me through IRC, The next best thing is to contact me at YHaloTharSir@gmail.com. Use a proper subject such as "mIRC Scripting eBook" or similar or I might just delete it unless I know you.
3. AIM. This is probably the least reccomended form of contact. I don't go on my AIM mail very often and I sometimes forget to sign onto AIM. However, if I am on, contact me at ArmedHorus@aol.com or AIM me as ArmedHorus.
He now appears to spend his time working his way through the mIRC server list and trying to disconnect Linksys routers with an exploit that was resolved years ago:
[19:51] *** Pieman (~F40PH@c-76-119-52-236.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) joined the channel [19:51] <Pieman> DCC SEND "startkeylogger" 0 0 0 [19:51] <rebuss> oh dear [19:51] <Spectral> OMG [19:51] <rebuss> welcome to 2006 [19:51] <mrPlan> lol [19:51] *** Pieman (~F40PH@c-76-119-52-236.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) quit IRC (Quit: )
[edit] The '70s
Interestingly, or not interestingly, he loves the music of the '70s. On his MySpace page you can hear the sweet sounds of Aerosmith, Electric Light Orchestra, Jethro Tull, and last but not least, Weird Al Yankovic.
[edit] Another hang-out
This little scriptkiddie also hangs out on a Yugioh site, and admits that "penis" is relevant to his interests. As a 1337 H4x0r, he has also written a script for Gaydar.
[edit] Captain Holly Short
For a reason that is not yet clear, "Captain Holly Short" is one of Pieman's nicknames. It has, however, been confirmed that Captain Holly Short is the same person as Pieman/Matthew.
Captain Holly Short is an adorable female fairy/elf thing main character from the Artemis Fowl books. Wishful thinking, amirite?
[edit] What People are Saying about Pieman
- This man is the biggest example of accidental dicksucking I have ever seen. Banning this being from anything is an act of mercy, not a punishment. -- A RAPE SPIDER
