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Pig

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A regular pig. Good for sausages

A furry wearing its fursuit. Not good for sausages

Whatcha gonna do when they beat on you?

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A bunch of douchebags prohibit eating pigs because they all suffer from "porcophobia". Which probably means none of them like teh sex (see porking). Usually these prohibiters are Jew fags, and it's also a belief adopted by Islam fags. Some religious asshats noticed that pigs share a common ancestor with humans because they all study biology and human evolution more than the scientists and even base their religious belief on the scientific method and reason, and thus they noticed that the taste of a pig is a lot like the taste of a human and pigs even squill like a human would if you slit it's throat in order to sell in the supermarket to fat mothers who want to feed their fat children. In Christopher Hitchens book "God is Not Great," he has a chapter on pigs. Wikipedia, being the douchebag site that it is, says that "Christopher Hitchens points out that this proscription is not just biblical; even today, he says, Muslim zealots demand that the Three Little Pigs, Miss Piggy, Piglet from Winnie-the-Pooh, and other traditional pets and characters should be "removed from the innocent gaze of their children."" Which is hilarious because whoever the Wikipedophile that wrote that failed to notice "biblical" and "muslim" are synonyms. What a tool.

3 pigs wanting to get hit by a pig car.

A Wikipig.

According to famous, traditional American poet, Bing Crosby:

A pig is an animal with dirt on his face

his shoes are a terrible disgrace

He has no manners when he eats his food

He's fat and lazy and extremely rude

But if you don't care a feather or a fig

you may grow up to be a pig

In modern agriculture, pigs can be used to make delicious, meaty sausages. Before you use a pig for this though, first make very sure that it's not merely a furry in its fursuit. If you become embroiled in a lesbian love affair with a furry who has a pig fursona in which she is a domme, then you stand a good chance of being ham-fisted.

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Popularized by the Simpsons movie, the unfunny "Spiderpig" meme has become quite popular. If you hear someone spout this meme, they are a n00b treat accordingly. They should go see that new movie, "The Spiderpig Chronicles".