The Pirate Bay
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
PIRACY, n. Commerce without its folly-swaddles, just as God made it.
--Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
The Pirate Bay is the internets largest source of illegal software through completely legal bittorrent tracking. Through the use of superior internets and the godlike country of Sweden, TPB's efforts of spreading Photoshop, movies, games and otherwise super expensive shit have gone unhindered despite copious amounts of legal threats from dumbass Americunts.
The Pirate Bay was forged at least 100 years ago from the fighting spirit of free souls by Swedish gods and was stolen from Valhalla by the anti-copyright guild Piratbyrån. After many generations, the guild Piratbyrån slowly died out and The Pirate Bay was left in the hands of one last individual.
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[edit] Legal Threats
Despite being in Sweden and completely out of American rule, dumbass ameri-fags still believe that they can waggle their guns at The Pirate Bay and demand the removing of torrents; this is a common occurrence and an entire section has been devoted to it, bringing much lulz.
A good example is WEB SHERIFF.
The man once raided Pirate Bay's servers in an attempt to get back the MPAA's Jew gold. However, it was back on the tubes the next day, and all that was found on the drives they lifted were over 9000 naked pictures of Jimbo Wales.
[edit] Things the Pirate Bay is useful for
[edit] What the hell? This isn't the Queen's English!
The Pirate Bay uses some manner of inferior language, most likely either Latin or French. Despite this seemingly overwhelming handicap, the site is easy to navigate. Enter your desired stolen material, click on whatever button comes closest to spelling Pirate in a real language and there you have it. One torrent of what you desire hidden in a nest of intriguing porn videos that are usually worth watching.
[edit] Recent MediaDefender Drama
Reports recently surfaced that The Pirate Bay is filing lawsuits against MediaDefender (of MiiVi infamy), a fail anti-piracy organization hired by large media corporations (ie. Universal, Fox, etc.) to fight copyright infringement on their behalf. MediaDefender's recently leaked emails (torrent link[1]) as well as a 25 minute phone call to the New York State General Attorney following the leaks have afforded plenty of lulz amidst the burgeoning drama.
[edit] See Also
[edit] External Links
- The Pirate Bay
- The Pirate Bay: Legal threats - The lulzy legal threats TPB has received, complete with retorts in broken English!
- Steal This Film: A movie about the history of Pirate bay (torrent link of course).
- Yahoo! Answers on how to use the Pirate Bay
