PixelBeeProductions
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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PixelBeeProductions, also known as Jennifer Marshall is a pathological liar, deadbeat mom, suicidal, dramatist who has an internet lawyer, federal aid, and wayyy too much time (cubic) on her hands. She likes to call other people "low-life scum" and "trash" behind their backs, but never to their face because she is a fucking coward; although she clearly is trash that grew up on the poor side of town. She has a big, ugly alligator mouth. She sucks doctors' dicks. She is best known for her lack of eyebrows, and that crumb on her lip from the car she ate. She enjoys when people phone her; she may be reached at: (502) 875-5240. Mail can be sent to: Frankfort Regional Medical Center 299 KINGS DAUGHTERS DRIVE FRANKFORT, KY 40601 (Isn't her name Gina May)
She is an unfit parent and is unable to care for her children. As a child abuser, she has been called out on Youtube but idiotic members run to claim that wattagecat is "attacking" her children. There is a grain of lulz in every truth, and she is seriously projecting her image onto wattagecat. Currently, LoveHateStudios can be found uploading clips about weight loss.
She claims of having underground connections with Youtube and Myspace, stating she has been mailed the IP of the "hackers" from them. Gina May was so desperate she lied to herself to give her the impression that she had power over her past foolish decisions. Obviously uneducated, unstable, and too overweight to see the glaring fact understand the concept of websites having privacy policies, and never give out that information unless subpoenaed, pacer proves that Gina May did not, since she is to poor to afford a lawyer because of her car expenses. She did claim to contact Sargeant Smith with the Fucking Police Department. No one from the FPD has commented so far.
[edit] The Battle of PixelBeeProductions
The battle of PixelBeeProductions was a short and swift blow to the unprepared Youtube militia.
[edit] Investigation
Her docs were found via her site's whois by Internet Detectives.
[edit] A harmless ping
She was given two friendly, non-threatening phone calls, lasting only a few seconds in length. On the second call, it is alleged that wattagecat claimed he was from the Internet Police and wanted to talk.
Sargent Smith with the Fucking Police Department and Internet lawyers were notified, and Wattagecat was summoned to e-court
DOES SHE HAVE TEETH?!
(view the transcript at PixelBeeProductions/Transcript).
(if removed. go here and view 'cancer patient LOL!!! new')
God and Winnar is you!
[edit] Scuffles
A few days later, the butt-hurt PixelBee deleting her youtube videos. Although this is apart of her normal, regimen, since she is in desperate need of attention.
[edit] Traceroute: Photo Edition
Pixelbee, an Internet Wizard, found wattagecat's DNS number and used seekrit hacker skills to attain his photo. Einsidler, a great EDiot, made an extremely win rebuttal video.
[edit] Pixelbee Partner's with ED
In a surprise move of lol-drama, pixelbee became peppermintpatti's enemy. She lobbied for the support of wattagecat by contacting him through myspace, and even going as far as adding him as a friend.
She spoke with EDiots, going as far as giving Patti's cell phone number. When peppermintpatti started catching on to her, she was startled and tried to cover her tracks, but it was too late, all of her interaction with ED and wattage were logged and placed on this page.
[edit] Self-inflicted wound
No one is quite sure why, but PixelBee attempted to frame Wattagecat by wiping her youtube channel and replacing it with a video of wattagecat's LJ icon with the æ. Some believe that a TheMaskedAnalyst gave her advice to perform this act, in hopes that ED would desert wattagecat, leaving him powerless.
[edit] A Nomad
She continues to go channel to channel under a new name, deleting videos a couple times, then completely closing her account and moving to a new one.
'Til this day, Pixelbee still wanders around as a gypsy on youtube, lonely, hated, and diagnosed with a serious case of butt-hurt.
[edit] Her SEX life
Also, lol, the dungeons and dragons nerd likes her. He wants to shove his big, fat +1 cock of power into her depthz. HERE, BEHOLD, EVIDENCE!!!11
Fatty with car crumbs and the dungeons and dragons nerd engage in hardcore internet flirting on youtube, and they spend countless hours editing the videos that they lipsync to so that they appear much less ugly, although it does very little good and they still appear repulsive. Shield your eyes quickly, for soon they will be having sex through vlogging on youtube. This is very similar to cyber sex but is over nine thousand times more repulsive.
[edit] Relationship with her mother
She and her mother used to get along great, but her mom got kind of pissed when she caught AIDS from her. They don't get along anymore, but just recently, PixelBee made an emo video where she cried and removed cancerous tumors from her face. None the less, she still has cancer. Her mom does not care, and will never love a fat bitch like PixelBee.
[edit] Goodbye Youtube
On January 8th, 2007, Pixelbee, under her newest youtube sockpuppet LoveHateStudios, posted a video stating that she was leaving youtube for LiveVideo.com. She stated she thought LiveVideo.com was a better overall site, with the video quality being better, ect ect ect..what it all really meant was that she was sick of being trolled on youtube. Despite the move, PixelBee is still fat, ugly, dangerous, and is still lusting after our cars. She also made a post on her LiveVideo Forum saying she missed the drama. Let's not leave her to her misery.
[edit] Quote-a-Pixelbee
- "You're sitting on the other side of your computer with your encyclopedia dramatica, STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!11!" [srs RAGE]
- "YOU ARE FUCKING GOD AND YOU WIN! ARE YOU HAPPY? YOU WIN!!! Now back the fuck off."
- "I just got back from exercise and..."
- "I am currently in the process of contacting my lawyer!"
- "I have contacting Sgt. Smith of the police department..."
- "WATTAGECAT AND HIS FUCKING PRICK MOTHERFUCKING FRIENDS KEEP CALLING MY HOUSE!!!1!1!1!1!" [lol rage]
- "IS THAT FUNNY WATTAGECAT? IS THAT FUNNY CAT?"
- "QUIT EATING TWINKIES BITCH! QUIT EATING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING TWINKIES!"
- (While giving a rendition of her reaction when wattagecat called her) "What? I eat cars? Oh my god" *starts cryings*
- "I know how to use MySpace!"
[edit] Special Edition Audio
MC Spacko lays down a chill remix of PBP's dulcet tones. Be warned, PixelBee's secret longings for Wattagecat are revealed within. Also contains extreme and utter rage. Now in neckbeardless-friendly format!
[edit] Pixelbee Trivia
Did you know the PixelBeeProductions
- Has no teeth
- Has no eyebrows
- Has swollen hands that resemble Mickey Mouse's gloves
- Could be anywhere between 20 and 70 years old, from the looks of it
- Never bathes
- Has an account on suicideforums.com
- Has a website at punkylipstix.net
- Has been trolled by bantown
- Has your dns number
- Has 3 children, a deadbeat mother.
- Spends her life on youtube fighting with kids
- Claims to have spoken to a lawyer
- Claims to have spoken with a deputy
- Promised to see her lulzers in court
- No one loves her, even her boyfriend left her because she is a pathological liar
- Hacked herself, attempting to frame wattagecat
- Posted on Argent009's forum that she was going to receive a snail mail from youtube over her account
- Also stated that she had their IP address, and traced it to 3 other accounts
- Clearly, makes up a lot of shit.
- IMed and friended wattagecat on myspace, asking to join forces against peppermintpatti, even going as far to come on IRC to discuss her ruination, giving her cell number out.
- 2 days later defriended and claimed it never happened
- Doing it for the attention, not the lulz
- "Pixelbee has contacted the government...", Kimberleigh
[edit] Moar Jewtubes of fail
[edit] Responses
- Some ugly whore posts a heartfelt rethponth to Pikthelbee'th problemth.
- janus zeal's reply.
- Eppigy speaks the truth.
- Cyllene teaches us about the internets.
[edit] See Also
- PixelBeeProductions/Youtube
- Peppermintpatti
- Culexor
- Fat
- Mexican
- Ugly
- Lesbian
- Bitch
- Suicidal
- Sharolaid
[edit] External Links
- Her ex-bf's MySpace - lol, until he found she was a fatty.
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http://pixelbeeproductions.homestead.comsuper secret pixelbee webpage dont tell anyone - Now deleted, because apparently IT WAS A TRAPS TO CAPCHAR UR IP ADDRSSES!!!11111111 zOMG!212nine!2 -
punkylipstix.net- her domain
[edit] List of her Youtube Sockpuppets
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PixelBeeProductions- Baleeted all her videos and closed her account in hopes of getting ED "taken down". -
IwillNotChance -
WattageEmo -
Riversong06 -
LoveHateStudios - The car eater's old new home -
PixelBeeProductions - LiveVideo page. The car eaters new new home.
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