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Plastic Crap

Plastic Crap is the collection of Anime figurines, Star Wars vehicles, action figures, Simpsons statuettes, Gundams, "limited edition" J-list items and other made-in-China-by-child-slave-labor trash that nerds surround themselves with. Like mold made of consumerism and loneliness, Plastic Crap first appears in one area before spreading through the house, covering the walls with cheap shelving and endless rows of products designed for 13 year old boys.

The amount of Plastic Crap in a room is inversely proportional to the likelihood that the room will be used for secks; thus, increasing the collection beyond a certain point is a bold declaration of celibacy.

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This is where the magic happens	MOAR	Some of the junk JDR went broke buying	Another wall of JDR's fortune
More injection-molded unfunny bullshit	Who needs sex when you've got tiny, plastic robots?	Girls can liek plastic crap too

[edit] Known "Collectors"

All Wapanese (In the form of what they call Dollfie's )
The members of My Little Pony Arena
That creepy IT guy at your office
Jennifer Diane Reitz
Lord Rexington Fear
You

[edit] External Links

The king of all basement-dwellers shows off his treasures. Warning: this page will raep your bandwidth.
JDR discusses her plan to acquire every computer game ever published, and then preserve them in "museum-like" conditions.
Warhammer figures - plastic crap priced as gold.